1. When I was a child, my family bought a black-and-white TV set, which was the first TV set in our village. After buying it back, people in the village crowded into my house every day, but the most favorite thing to watch was "Heaven."

1. When I was a child, my family bought a black-and-white TV set, which was the first TV set in our village. After buying it back, people in the village crowded into my house every day to watch it, but the most favorite thing to watch was "Tianlong Babu". Once my parents worked in the fields, and a few friends and I watched the rise. Then my grandmother came out of the back room trembling and pulled the TV plug off. Then he left a sentence that made the people present at the time unforgettable: "Don't finish reading, leave some for my son to come back to see!" 2, my husband stole my credit card to lend his ex-wife 120,000 yuan to plastic surgery. I beat him up and left home to spend the night at my girlfriend's house. After dinner in the evening, my girlfriend pulled me to accompany her to watch "I Love the Male Nanny". I couldn't help but sigh: "Today's era is getting really fast, now even male nannies have!" Girlfriend: "In this way, our family has long been ahead!" Me: "What do you mean by that?" Girlfriend: "Because my family already has a male nanny!" I'm working in the kitchen right now! Me: "Really fake?" Hurry up and call it out for me to see! Girlfriend: "Husband! Come out! ”

3. There are also many programs suitable for children in the scenic spot, such as the magical "Cloth Bag Puppet", the fantastic "Water Puppet", the classic "Royal Shadow Puppet", including the shocking "Yue Fei Gun Picks the Little Beam King", the thrilling "Folklore Unique", and the powerful "Qigong Spitfire" are very suitable for children to watch. 4. The daughter-in-law assigned an essay to the students. The next day, checking the essay, an essay written by a female student made the daughter-in-law laugh. This female student is not divided into "sister" and "socks", and the title is called "Washing Girls". The whole article was read from the sister-in-law to the washing of the sister-in-law, and the daughter-in-law read it again. Finally read: I put my sister into the basin, poured some water, rubbed and rubbed, and finally still did not wash!!

5, the old man took a lot of effort to send his brother-in-law to a key middle school to study. At that time of the exam, the essay question on the exam paper was writing a memoir. The brother-in-law wrote a "Happy Childhood", and as a result, he wrote a few words wrong and made a big joke. He miswrote "When I was young, I used to ride on the back of an ox and sing" to "When I was young, the cow often rode on my back and sang." After reading it, the teacher wrote a comment below: "I think that cow's childhood is happier than yours!" 6. After the class bell rang, the teacher entered the classroom, he dipped his hand in the saliva, opened the textbook with a "whoosh" sound, cleared his throat, and said: "Students, today we will talk about the first lesson "From a young age to talk about hygiene", please open the book." As a result, the children look at me, I look at you, and then one by one, you put your fingers in your mouth and dip them, and open the book... 7. Brother: "Doctor, my brother has always fantasized that he is a hen!" What to do?" Doctor: "I'll see." Well, he looks serious! Why did you bring him here now?" Brother: "Everyone in our family is waiting for him to lay the egg!"

8, when the label of "greasy" hits middle-aged men hard, the crowd rejoices, and it seems that all non-middle-aged men naturally have "greasy" immunity. Such a view is naïve. "Greasy" has never been about age, gender, or superficial features such as hair, baldness, and goji berries in a thermos cup. Rather, it is a comprehensive manifestation of a series of human social behaviors and psychology.

9, a boy asked his beloved girl to go up the mountain to see the night view, thousands of lights, very beautiful, at this time a cool breeze blowing. The man bowed his head and asked, "Are you cold?" The girl thought he was so considerate! Answer: "Not cold! Thank you! The boy said, "Then can you take off your coat and put it on me, I'm so cold!" 10 The little boy asked his father: "Does he know more about being a father than being a son?" Dad: "Of course! Little Boy: [Who invented the electric light?] Dad: [Edison. Little Boy: "So why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?"] Dad: "Oh, the black light is blind, his father is busy inventing Edison."] 】

11. One day, the little girl in kindergarten asked the teacher: "Can my grandmother get pregnant at the age of eighty?" Teacher: [No. Little girl: "What about my sister who is eighteen?"】 Teacher: [Yes.] Little girl: "What about me when I'm eight years old?" Teacher: [No. The little boy next to him: "Hey hey, I'll just say it's okay!" 】

12. An old lady loved to play mahjong before she died, and after her death, her children decided to send a pair of mahjong cards as a funeral product for filial piety! Only the younger daughter vigorously opposed the crowd. The other children were puzzled: "Why can't you send mahjong?" Little daughter: "Don't you want to think about it like this?" What if there are not enough people and she comes to ask us to make up the numbers? 】

13, son: [Mom ~ Many people make girlfriends in high school, I can't make them.] Mom: "Silly boy, you'll meet you when you go to college!" Son: "Meet someone who likes me?" Mom: "No, I met a bunch of people like you who can't get a girlfriend!] 】

14. The grade director probe came in during the self-study class: "Please ask the class leader to choose three people, I want to move flowers." The squad leader was very serious about selecting three beautiful sisters in the class. The three sisters asked the director shyly, "What is my mother going to do?" Director: [Follow me to the teaching building to move flowers!] 】