At the company dinner, I had a drink with the boss lady, and the boss was angry at the time, and I said: "Boss, everyone is coaxing!" The lady boss secretly pinched me on the waist, and the pain made my eyes go

At the company dinner, I had a drink with the boss lady, and the boss was angry at the time, and I said: "Boss, everyone is coaxing!" The lady boss secretly pinched my waist, and the pain made me cry, and the boss was half relieved when he saw the situation, saying: "For the sake of your sincere attitude, I will not bother with you." After a while, while the boss went out, the boss lady whispered, "Honestly, are you reluctant to drink?" "If it weren't for the shaking of my legs, I would have nodded. The hostess seemed very satisfied with my attitude and said: "I will arrange it later, you have to show your attitude, today's showdown is counted, the company is almost in my hands!" "After a while, under the deliberate arrangement of the lady boss, everyone coaxed us to make us and hand over a glass of wine, and I drank it hard. Only halfway through the drink, the boss returned, and he said with a livid face: "I have thought about it!" The hostess said, "Yes! I also said, "Yeah! The boss nodded, "Okay, then AA tonight." "Everyone was confused at once, and they didn't know what the boss meant."

2. A friend introduced me to a girl, with a master's degree, who has not been in love, and is a cute girl. I was satisfied, so I made an appointment with her to meet and have dinner together. As a result, she couldn't find the ground nearby, so I told her: "Go straight ahead, and see my brother turn right at a red light intersection." "Half an hour later, before she arrived, I called her and asked. She said angrily: "I have crossed two intersections, both are green lights, I have not seen a red light!" ”

3. When my friend goes to school, there is a time when the weather is getting colder. A housemate was always late and then criticized by the class teacher. In order to help the roommate, the friend secretly changed the roommate's alarm clock to the class teacher's recording: Why haven't you gotten up yet! The next day the roommate arrived at class and said to the friend, "You know what? The class teacher had just gone to the dormitory, and I was so frightened that I didn't even dare to look at him, so I came up, and my clothes were all worn on the road! Friend:......

4. On that day, Grandma and Grandpa celebrated the golden wedding, and Grandpa said to Grandma after a few drinks: "I'm sorry, I'm not honest with you, for so many years, I haven't told you, in fact, I am colorblind!" Grandma said excitedly: "I am sorry for you, for so many years, I have been hiding from you, in fact, I am a black man!" "I really don't know, they can't see each other's skin color, how do the two of them live?"

5. I am a temporary worker at a bank and work as a teller. Today there was a boss who came to withdraw the money, and there was only 470 yuan in the card. I plan to give the old man 500 yuan and let him get 30 yuan back. I smiled and asked, "Uncle, do you have 30?" The old man did not answer, I raised my voice and asked again: "Uncle, do you have 30?" He was angry: "You call me uncle, and ask me if I have 30?" I'm 63! ”

6. When it is time to leave work, Kong Yue asks Ah Hao to eat barbecue together. Aho: You're entertained? Today the sun is out from the west! Kong Yuehan: Alas, the new little girl in our office makes herself fragrant every day, making me smell of perfume, if I go home and be found by my wife? I thought about it for half a day, and I could only rely on the barbecue to taste it.

7. The wife died in a car accident, and the old man was too sad and drank medicine to kill himself. In order to live a life, I get a license with my mother-in-law and live together. When I came home today, my mother-in-law cried and said: The golden retriever I raised for 4 years is dead! The mother-in-law has always regarded it as a relative, and it is very sad and sad to die suddenly. I quickly comforted: don't be too sad, I will buy another one to accompany you! The mother-in-law cried and said: No hurry, do you know where there is a dog meat hot pot base?

8. The supervisor's wife was introduced by me, so my relationship with the supervisor is good. That time his son got married, I sealed a red envelope of 88888 yuan. Unexpectedly, he did not receive a penny, and all the gifts were returned to me. After some time, his beloved daughter got married. I thought to myself that he had only one daughter, and he had always treated him like a pearl in his hand. I gritted my teeth and sealed 800,000 red envelopes, but I didn't expect him to resign directly!!

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