1. After living with a divorced landlady for half a year, she gave me a house as compensation after breaking up with me. I lived alone in a big house and was particularly lonely, so I found a beautiful woman to share. she

1. After living with a divorced landlady for half a year, she gave me a house as compensation after breaking up with me. I lived alone in a big house and was particularly lonely, so I found a beautiful woman to share. She's a female anchor, and I often watch her live. On this day, the beauty said in the live broadcast: I am going to move tomorrow, and I can't broadcast it live. When I heard this news, I panicked, can't I see beautiful women in the future? So I immediately ran to knock on the door to confess, but I didn't expect the beauty to agree! I asked her where she was going, and I wanted to go too, and the beauty said, "Isn't it upstairs?" The floor is high and the light is a little better.

2. The old cartons in the basement are full, and my mother-in-law asked me to sell them! Seeing the boss's scale next to him, his heart itched, so he went to the boss's tattered scale to stand on, 138 pounds! I was a 90-pound fairy, and said angrily, "You are really black, call it fake, and call 90 pounds 138 pounds." The boss said coldly: "I am the one who pays, you are more than 138 pounds, hurry down!" ”?

3. Girls don't see netizens privately, it's terrible! Recently, a girl met a netizen named Lee through network chat, the two chatted very happily, the girl asked the boy to come out to meet, after meeting the boy to be unwell as a reason to rest in the hotel! Then they watched the TV of various entertainment talent shows together in bed, the girl kept seeing that the early morning was still very energetic, and then the boy took advantage of the girl's inattention, and put a lot of drugs in the girl's water, and when the girl's consciousness was lost, the boy snatched the remote control from the girl's hand and adjusted it to cctv5 to watch the World Cup.

4. While exploring the cemetery, I met a girl who was as bold as me. Half a month later, she became my girlfriend. Today, I followed her home to meet my parents, and I was very nervous. My girlfriend comforted me and said, "Don't be nervous, it's okay, my mother is very enthusiastic to see people." As a result, as soon as I entered the door, my aunt opened her mouth and said, "Boy, how old are you??" Do you have a girlfriend? Why don't you introduce you to one?? "I was messy on the spot.

5. On a rainy day, the female colleague had to ask me to send it, she did not bring an umbrella, the key is that I did not bring an umbrella. The female colleague said: "Brother, you send me to the hotel next to you, so that the distance is closer, not afraid of rain." "I mean better go buy an umbrella." For this reason, the two of us quarreled, and eventually I was persuaded by her to go to the hotel to take shelter from the rain and pay her money. As a result, before going out, the husband of the female colleague drove to pick her up, and she looked at me breathlessly: "Brother, I blame you, I have to argue with me for an hour, and I have the time to go to the hotel to avoid the rain!" "I sneered to myself, what is there to complain about, isn't this also not raining??

6. In order to play with his girlfriend, the brother-in-law carefully dressed up for half an hour, but the girlfriend saw that he was dressed up as neither a man nor a woman, and he was very disgusted. So he said unhappily, "I hate your outward beauty, and I like the inner beauty." When the brother-in-law heard this, he quickly unbuttoned the denim button, pointed to the green fleece coat embroidered with peony flowers on his chest, and said, "You see, I am also very beautiful here." "My girlfriend gave him a big mouth at the time.

7. The rich have recently been advocating energy conservation and environmental protection, not driving their own Bentley Porsches instead of taking buses to and from work. One night the rich man came home sullen, and his wife asked with concern: Have you encountered something unpleasant? Rich: Today I picked up $200 on the bus. Wife: Then you should be happy! Rich: Another passenger also saw it, and I shared it equally with him. Wife: Then you don't still have 100 yuan. Rich: Before I went home, I found out that the 200 yuan was actually lost by myself.

8. Late at night, a young man and a beautiful woman shared a car to take a taxi. The destination arrived, the two paid the bill and were about to get off, the beautiful woman suddenly signaled the young man not to get up, and took out 5 yuan and handed it to the driver, saying: "Master, trouble you take this big brother to run another 5 yuan ride." The young man was stunned and said, "Beauty, I'm going to get off here too!" Beauty pointed to the front and whispered, "On the platform, that person is my boyfriend, you are taller than him, you look more handsome than him, three times in the middle of the night, we both get off at the same time, I am afraid that he will misunderstand, you will pocket 5 yuan of wind!" "After living with a divorced landlady for half a year, she gave me a house as compensation after breaking up with me. I lived alone in a big house and was particularly lonely, so I found a beautiful woman to share. She's a female anchor, and I often watch her live. On this day, the beauty said in the live broadcast: I am going to move tomorrow, and I can't broadcast it live. When I heard this news, I panicked, can't I see beautiful women in the future? So I immediately ran to knock on the door to confess, but I didn't expect the beauty to agree! I asked her where she was going, and I wanted to go too, and the beauty said, "Isn't it upstairs?" The floor is high and the light is a little better.

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