1. I haven't slept all night, I've been thinking about a question, Journey to the West has been acting for more than thirty years, what exactly is the burden of Sha Monk Icon picking? To say that it was clothes, the four people never changed

1. I haven't slept all night, I've been thinking about a question, Journey to the West has been acting for more than thirty years, what exactly is the burden of Sha Monk Icon picking?

To say that it is clothes, the four people have never changed their clothes;

If you want to say that it is eaten, but every time they either go to ask for suhoor, or the master brother goes to pick wild fruits;

You want to say that it is a souvenir of the locality, and you have picked it up when you get the true scriptures?

I couldn't sleep, and finally I guessed what it was, they had been four people for so long, so I suspected it was - mahjong!

2. One day, my sister and I met a little girl who sold flowers while shopping. The little girl asked me to buy flowers, and I didn't! Later, when I was shopping with my girlfriend, I met the girl who sold flowers. He smiled and said, "Brother, this sister is much more beautiful than last time, buy her a flower!" ”

3. A teacher, extremely dedicated, very attentive to his work and students, and does not seem to think very carefully about his family. One day, the teacher's one-year-old little girl was sick and very anxious, and immediately took a taxi to the hospital pediatric department. Doctor: What's the matter, Teacher: My daughter is sick, Doctor: What about your daughter, I look at it Teacher: Oops, my daughter forgot to bring it

4. I always love to crawl to sleep when I sleep, huh, so it's normal to drool! But seeing that the saliva marks on the pillow with a circle of the pillowcase removed were really ugly, I really couldn't help it, so I threw the pillow (buckwheat peel icon) directly to the washing machine to wash it, took it out and dried it for several days, the pillow after washing was a lot thicker, I made the pillow fall apart, decided to take apart the pillow and pour out some buckwheat peel, found that there were a lot of small white firewood sticks inside, didn't care, got a pinch of water in my hand, only to find that it was a tender bud! It turned out that my buckwheat skin pillow had sprouted, and the pillow had sprouted

5. On the first day of school, Xiaoming: Teacher, during the summer vacation, I donated the old textbooks and learning materials of the previous semester to the poor children in the mountainous areas in need. Teacher: That's why you can't hand in your summer homework book?

6. Come home from work at noon to eat, passing by a wet market. A child of about seven or eight years old rode a bicycle about the same height as himself, rickety, and seemed to have just learned that kind. The child suddenly fell to the ground riding on the ride, just happened to meet an old grandmother around, the landlord saw it very clearly, just a slight touch, the grandmother's appearance changed when she boarded, and she raised her hand to beat the child. At this time of danger, the landlord quickly pulled the child over and resisted the shoulder to run, and then did not run? Kids too will be blackmailed! The landlord was fleeing the scene at the speed of light, when he overheard a voice from the back: You return my grandson! Where are you holding my grandson? Come on people! Arresting people and estimating customers!。。。。。 I'll wipe it !。。。。。

7. A girl was punished for running laps on the playground because she was late for class. Unexpectedly, it rained and the girl had to run in the rain. It was a boy running around her with an umbrella and moving it to the top of the girl's head. The girl recognized the boy and looked at her for a long time, instantly turned red, and whispered: "I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend..." The boy bowed his head and said to the girl affectionately: "Do you want it?" This umbrella ten dollars...

8. Change the season, gradually turn cool, cleaning, the day is good, ready to take out the autumn shoes to get some oil, the result is that in the shoe box of my husband saw a paper bag, which contains 3,000 yuan, too angry to hide private money, after opening, there is a note, which reads: Wife, give you a surprise

9. The two of them bought a new car, and their hearts are sweet.

Wife: "Do you think it's better for me to sit in the co-pilot or in the back?" ”

Husband: "Good co-pilot!" ”

Wife: "Why?" ”

Husband: "Because you're sitting in the co-pilot, I'm not in the mood to look at the side, and I'll be more attentive when I drive!" ”

10. Some people say that if they are in a bad mood, they will go to the community aunt to chat, and you will know who has been worse than you in ten minutes. I found the community aunt with the attitude of trying it out and told her about my miserable life. The kind aunt patted me on the shoulder and said, "What are you?" The little king in building 7 is much worse than you. After listening to it, I cried because I was the little king of Building 7.

11. When the brother-in-law was studying at the same table as the woman, he raised the bar with him every day. Every time the two of them fought red in the face, the two of them quarreled again when they were about to graduate, and finally the two cursed each other: they were single for a lifetime! After many years, the brother-in-law and the girl met each other! The whole process is extremely awkward, like sitting on a needle felt... Later, because of the dinner and checkout, the two actually fought... Now I feel that there is a reason why my brother and sister beat my brother-in-law to death every time!

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