Funny snippet
1. In a cold winter. On the bus, a relatively young beauty sat by the window, and although the window was closed, there was still a lot of wind blowing. The handsome man sitting next to him said, "Beauty, let's change our positions." Beauty hurriedly got up and said, "Thank you, this position is strangely cold." The handsome guy squeezed over and said, "Hey! The powder on your face blew into my eyes, and I couldn't even open my eyes! ”
2. When I was about to leave work, the clerk sister who usually loved to joke with me suddenly stopped me, and replied shyly, going to her rent at night, a little physical work to ask me to help. I understand. After eating, I went to her rental house, which she rented, and there was no elevator. It was really physical work, and I carried the big wardrobe alone down from the sixth floor.
3. A few days ago, I met a big brother of the jianghu, the big brother has a carp tattooed on both sides of the calf, the color is red and black, the left side of the fish head is up, the right side is down, the form is vigorous, the face is vicious, it is very frightening. At dinner, when someone finally asked about the meaning of the tattoo, the eldest brother lit a cigarette and said, "I was born on March 15, 1976..." We all pricked up our ears and waited for the next story that was doomed to bloody rain. The eldest brother took a sip of his cigarette and continued, "I am a Pisces" #开心一刻 #
