Just joined the work when the naked eye 300+, refuse to wear any form of glasses, usually try to avoid looking at people, basically rely on the sound body shape to judge... Until one time, when I entered the office, I was facing

Just joined the work when the naked eye 300+, refuse to wear any form of glasses, usually try to avoid looking at people, basically rely on the sound body shape to judge... Until one time, when I entered the office, I meticulously reported to the "leader" standing in front of the desk, and the atmosphere was suddenly eerily quiet for a few seconds after the end... "Well, I understand!" The leader suddenly and unhurriedly poked his head out of the sofa with his back to me, forcing a smile, "You... Did you forget to wear your glasses? ”

2, spring, I and my classmates sat on the side of the road to see the scenery, a beautiful woman riding a broken electric car drove by, causing me a sigh: Hey, such a beautiful woman riding electric, it's a pity! Suddenly, a sports car stopped on the side of the road, and a fashionably dressed beauty got out of the car, standing on the sidewalk as if waiting for someone. Classmates said: This is a pity to drive a luxury car, right? I shook my head and sighed: What a pity!

3, next door lived a long-legged flight attendant and her parents, I have a good relationship with them. One day, the flight attendant bought a Volkswagen Bora with the full amount of her parents' pension. Every time she came home from work, she parked her car downstairs in the neighborhood. One day she was driving to work and suddenly found that the front window glass of the car was gone. Then he called me and told me that the window glass of the car had been stolen. I immediately went to the scene, I looked at it, and then helplessly said: "Big sister, can you shake the glass up?" ”

4, do not eat apple cores when eating, this is because apple cores contain a small amount of what? Answer: Hydrocyanic acid. The apple core contains a small amount of the harmful substance monohydrocyanic acid. If a large amount of hydrocyanic acid is deposited in the body, it will cause dizziness, headache, accelerated breathing rate and other symptoms, and in severe cases, the person may also be unconscious. Therefore, when eating apples, you must pay attention to them, and do not nibble on apple cores.

5, life and love are the same. There will be sudden encounters, and unexpected likes. There will also be unexpected goodbyes, and people walking away from the scene. Coming to Japan is not long, like to take advantage of the present. Take advantage of the good times, take advantage of the enthusiasm that has not cooled, and take advantage of the fact that everything is still too late.

6. Resigned. A man comes to a new city with heavy luggage. Walked out of the train station and took a taxi. The driver was very welcoming and talkative. Say to me: "Boy, it's not easy to go out alone, pay more attention, don't be deceived!" Suddenly, I found that I seemed to like the title of "yatou". It sounds much better than "dead girly".

7) A teacher in Texas praised a little girl who was not confident, saying that her hairstyle was very good-looking, but the little girl was a little skeptical and did not believe it. The next day, the teacher appeared at school with the same hairstyle. Their smiles are so sweet

8, today a boy confessed to me, in order to send him, I told the boy: "If you can give me a rainbow immediately, I will associate with you." The boy replied, "So where do you want it to appear?" I held out my left hand and said, "Here." "So... So the boy put my hand on the ground and stomped hard!

9. Once, the bank was robbed, and the robbers tied up the bank manager and stuffed a cloth into his mouth. Before leaving the door, the robber noticed that the bank manager was struggling to speak, so he walked up curiously and took out the cloth that was stuffed in his mouth. The manager gasped and begged, "Please take the ledger with you, there are 5 million yuan of bad debts in it!" ”

10, colleague A: The annual meeting requires each department to come up with a program, who are we to come out? B: I'll come, I'll sing a song "In the Spring", how about it? Female colleague C: As far as you hum every day, it is "Where is Spring", and you know what "In Spring" is.

1 night to make an appointment with a sister, during the meal I also said directly, sister do not go home at night! The girl did not speak and kept burying her head in the meal. I picked up a vegetable leaf and put the spines of the fish I had just eaten on top of it, just to the seventh one! The girl said, "Do you have an ID card?" Take it with you and let's go! ”

12, there is a girl's home is very close to the school, one night self-study, the female student came late, the class teacher angrily pointed out the window and said to her: Here you can see your home, you are still late! The girl calmly replied: You can still see the moon here!

13. The top of the Bauhinia And the Battle of the Sword Blade, Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng drew their swords and stood, staring at each other for a long time, but they did not move. There was a commotion among the onlookers, and someone shouted: "Hey, why don't you fight?" What are you doing? Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng smiled and said in their hearts: Mortals understand, we are grinding foreign workers, waiting for work.

14, once there were guests at home, a few small cousins had to play with my mobile phone, helpless to play for them, who knew that they opened my photo album to open my small video, when the voice was loud, the seven mothers and eight aunts present were all blackface, when several small cousins and cousins were still there to coax, that time I will never forget