The little uncle sold Wuling Hongguang, who had been driving for eight years, behind his father-in-law's back, and bought an iPhone12. And I spent two months' salary and bought a Huawei P40. Both of us

The little uncle sold Wuling Hongguang, who had been driving for eight years, behind his father-in-law's back, and bought an iPhone12. And I spent two months' salary and bought a Huawei P40. Both of us accidentally fell once, and as a result, his phone didn't work, and mine was intact. Through this incident, I understood a truth: long short is still good!

2, do not care too much about the people around you, and do not deliberately care about other people's affairs. There will always be people in this world who make you sad, make you jealous, and make you grit your teeth. It's not how bad they are, it's because you care. So if you want to be at ease, you first have to not care. If you don't care about something, it won't hurt you; if you don't care about people, he won't make you angry

3, when my nephew was three or four years old, he talked about milk and milk, and when it was hot, he would shout hot. Heat makes it. Take him to Grandmaster's house to play, because the children are particularly cute, Grandpa is ready to leave us to eat, because it is hot and sweaty after eating. This little broken child began to say hot again. As for the hot messenger, my grandfather was angry when he heard it, and scolded my brother: You are abusing children, don't give him food, he shouts hot every day...

4. When I was in high school, the class teacher often said to us: The current pain and tiredness are only temporary, and the free and relaxed life of the university is waiting for you! In fact, college is the place where you should study well. Because of the wrong remarks of many people, the university has become a place to release the pressure of test-taking education for so many years! "When you get to college, you'll be relaxed" is an outright lie.

5, high school students early love problem, it seems to be more and more common, Dasheng ten years ago in high school also early love, but do not know the current era, early love will be to what extent, a few days ago in Guiyang, the hotel next room because and Dasheng share a balcony, girls are also about 20 years old, men in their 30s, in the middle of the night shouting brother brother. Dasheng once said: The quality of a school is not how luxurious his library is, but how many hotels are nearby!

6. The doctors who stayed in the hospital during the New Year were idle. On this day, I went to the hospital to check for skin problems, and all the doctors in the clinic looked at me. The last few doctors have come to the conclusion that there should be skin problems because of fat sweating and oily breathability. After the doctor read it, he recommended me to the endocrinology department, and after seeing the endocrinology department, the endocrinologist recommended the nutrition department to me to lose weight. Just like that, I ran to the nutrition department again, and the nutrition doctor sat with me for a morning and told me how to lose weight!

7, get along with people, if you pay 100% good at the beginning, after getting along with you will have a lot of contradictions, because you can not always maintain 100% good, there is always this reason that reason can not meet this requirement, and once others get used to your 100% good, face your 90% or 80% good but resent you. The correct posture is that at the beginning you only need to do 75% of the good, it is OK, and then slowly, 80%, 85%, to 85 is almost the same, human nature is like this.

8, the boss invited the employees to eat, without a moment's effort, an employee ate a plate of abalone. No way, I had to order another copy. The boss couldn't help but say: Why do you only eat abalone? Employee: Because eating more can be clear. The boss frowned: You only care about your own eyes, but you don't care if I hurt the money?

9, my friend told me about the elevator in her villa, laughing at me. She said she found a good friend to do interior design, and the friend was also very dedicated, and the elevator was also carefully built, adding mahogany carvings. outcome! Because the mahogany is too heavy, the elevator is easy to overweight, take a fat friend to take the home elevator, it will not move...

10, for the sake of my physical health in my later years, I want to exercise and run at night. That night, I was running with my mask on fire. Suddenly, I vaguely saw a man in white pants greeting me in the distance. Because it's dark, I can't see clearly with glasses. So I said hello and walked over... Walk in and find a tree painted with white paint underneath!

1 netizen: Today I saw a very touching circle of friends: a big brother sincerely advised everyone not to eat genetically modified foods anymore, which is very harmful to the child, and his child and his DNA do not match, because they have been eating genetically modified foods, changing his children's genes. He said that all this genetically modified knowledge was told to him by his wife.

12, once my brother and my sister-in-law had a fight, my mother saw it, did not say a word, pulled up a wooden stick and beat it, beat my brother screamed: "Mom, you see clearly, I am your son!" My mother said, "It's because you're my son that I beat you!" My brother was not convinced: "Why?" My mom didn't even think about it and said, "That's how your grandmother beat your dad back then!"

13, the son has great expectations, hoping that he can be admitted to a prestigious university. The day before the brother-in-law's college entrance examination, the old man gave him a glass of so-called Yuanyuan red wine, which means that he became a Champion. Unexpectedly, the brother-in-law missed the college entrance examination because of alcohol allergy. He had learned his lesson, and now he was finally an alcoholic who did not get drunk with a thousand glasses.

14, girlfriend: my boyfriend is a womanizer, I broke up with him, he is particularly sad, but he does not shed tears! Me: Isn't that very masculine? Girlfriend: What's the matter, he said he couldn't cry because his mascara wasn't waterproof!