Recently, there was a World of Warcraft nostalgic suit, and I couldn't help but go in and play, and as a result, I became addicted, playing games every time I didn't sleep in the middle of the night. On this day, dad couldn't stand seeing my situation and said, ".

Recently, there was a World of Warcraft nostalgic suit, and I couldn't help but go in and play, and as a result, I became addicted, playing games every time I didn't sleep in the middle of the night. On this day, my father couldn't stand seeing my situation and said, "I'll pull the electric gate if you do this again!" "I listened to hey hey laugh and laugh, my heart was disdainful, I used a laptop! After pulling the brake, you can play for two hours. On this day, it was almost 12 o'clock, my father saw that my child was still playing, and finally it was on fire, so he directly pulled the gate. I was snickering at it, suddenly confused, I went, no WIFI...

2, do not run in a vague way, learn to jog and walk fast alternately. Both sports, jogging and brisk walking, are aerobic exercises, suitable for friends with insufficient physical strength. The usual alternating rhythm is to walk for 40 seconds and jog for 25 seconds, the two alternate, when the body slowly adapts, the walking time can be gradually reduced and the jogging time can be increased. This alternating exercise method can effectively protect the knee joint and ankles compared to running, and is very suitable for friends who want to exercise from scratch, and helps to enhance cardiopulmonary function.

3, when I was young, my grandfather came to live at home, there was no bed for me to sleep, my mother spread some cloth on the long bathtub at home, threw the bed quilt, threw a pillow in my arms, and then pressed me into the bathtub, and then pushed the bathtub to the bottom of the bed, turned off the lights and slept! Can you imagine the depression that I open my eyes to the bed board and can't get up? It was like sleeping in a drawer, pulling me out from under the bed every morning.

4, the goddess sent me a message at night: There is no one in my house, you come. At that time, I was very unhappy: There is no one in your house, why should I go to your house? Although I like you very much, you can't treat me like a fool, can you? Besides, I don't have your keys, and I can't get in. Suddenly, I didn't have a crush on the goddess.

5, after eating at noon, I chatted with the colleague next to me, and when I chatted, I didn't know what was going on, so I mentioned hair. My colleague said to me: Sister, do you have time to get your hair done, and then perm it? I said: No, I'll just prepare the mat roots, fluffy, and feel like I just woke up every morning. The colleague said: Yes, it's like being spoiled.

6, Grandpa retired bored, teaching parrots to talk every day. Every morning it must be taught to say, "Good morning! But months passed, and the parrot still did not speak. Grandpa was so discouraged that he didn't continue teaching this morning. At this time, only to hear the parrot shouting at Grandpa, "Old man! Cow up today ha? See me and don't say hello? ”

7、“... Therefore, wars of all kinds have been taking place in the history of the countries of the world. What do students think of war? Raise your hand against war. "I'm against it, and I definitely don't want to start a war." "There must be no more fighting!" Many students raised their hands. George's hand was raised to the top, and the teacher praised him, "Ask George to tell me why I wanted to oppose the war." "Teacher, war made history, and I hate history class the most!"

8, there is a particularly funny buddy in the university dormitory, we gave him a nickname called "Big Pig Head", usually called like this. But finally one day, he broke out to us: "Please don't give me a nickname anymore, don't call 'big pig head' all day long, I hope you can respect me, please!" In the future, please call my big name 'Wang Er Dog'! ”

9, eating, the son ran all over the house, the daughter-in-law ran with it, while coaxing the son: baby, eat quickly, after eating the meal to have the strength to run! The son just ignored it, and the daughter-in-law really couldn't help it: come and eat it, and if I don't eat it again, I'll feed the dog! Saying, snapping, poured all the food in my son's bowl into my husband's bowl! The husband was stunned for a while: Daughter-in-law, what do you mean by this?

10, and the two goods brothers ate in the restaurant, eating and eating found that there was a bug in the dish. At that time, there was a bout of nausea, ready to call the boss, the second goods brother rolled his eyes and said: "Let's order a few more good dishes, and then call the boss after eating." "Then the two of us ordered two more dishes, and as we ate, we couldn't find the bug...

1 and girlfriend ate in the restaurant, eating and eating found that there was a bug in the dish, at that time a bout of nausea, ready to call the boss, the witty girlfriend rolled her eyes, said: "Order a few more good dishes, after eating and then call the boss." "Then the two of us ordered two more dishes and ate... Can't find the bug...

12, today overheard her wife chatting with her girlfriend, the wife girlfriend said to her: "If your husband quarrels with you, don't rush to blame him, but first reflect on yourself." If it is really your own fault, think carefully about how to shirk it to him, if you really can't shirk it, then think carefully about his past badness, and then shirk it to him. "I... ???

13. In the winter, Xiucai, rich people, and county officials drank wine in restaurants to enjoy the snow, and decided to write poetry when they drank! Xiu Cai came first: the snow fell to the ground, and the rich man received: It is the royal Ruiqi, and the county official continues to say: Why not in the next three years, at this time the beggar downstairs heard the anger and continued: Let your mother's shit go!

14, Xiaoli: "Working overtime from 10 pm to 12 o'clock at night is not good for the skin, so I don't want to work overtime!" ”。 The boss took a puff of his cigarette and said slowly, "Okay... I went to work from 10:00 to 12:00 and worked overtime after 12:00." Xiaoli: ...