Boyfriend is not very good-looking, but people are very careful, I am also very good, this year for the first time to take me home for the New Year, his family is not too enthusiastic about me, after eating at night are sitting in the living room watching TV,

Boyfriend is not very good-looking, but people are very careful, I am also very good, this year for the first time to take me home for the New Year, his family is not too enthusiastic about me, after eating at night are sitting in the living room watching TV, boyfriend went to the toilet, boyfriend's father secretly asked me: "Girl, how much is a night to rent?" ......

2, the girlfriend has been spoiled by her family since she was a child, resulting in many bad habits, such as stubborn and paranoid personality, often saying: My dictionary does not have the word compromise, my dictionary does not have the word yield. One day, my girlfriend was arguing with me, and she knew she wasn't right, but she was still dead and hard: I didn't have the word apology in my dictionary! I looked straight at her: Baby, have you ever thought about changing the original dictionary?

3, the girlfriend asked the boyfriend: "I fell into the water at the same time as your mother, who do you save first?" The boyfriend said: "You try!" Girlfriend: [Try it], the girlfriend "grunted" and jumped into the water. However, the boyfriend's mother did not jump, and the two discussed on the shore: "Whether such a stupid daughter-in-law still wants to...

4, my girlfriend likes to eat barbecue, and asks his male girlfriend to come and rub my rice. Barbecue city business is very good, every night people are full, the boxes are full, helpless to eat in the yard, the fan is not turned on, friends are hot stripped naked. After the barbecue came up, one of the buddies complained: "Oh my mother, this day is going to be hot to death." The waiter sister heard the news and rushed to say, "A few big brothers, do you need anything?" The guy said, "If you don't turn on the fan, you'll go get me two bathers."

5, the girlfriend has a twin sister, she is much better than her sister's temper. We both fell in love with each other and often went out to play. The girlfriend has not been aware of it, and the appointment is maintained like this. Recently, my girlfriend took me home to meet my parents. The future mother-in-law said: Jiajia did not let you be angry, we are this one child, from childhood spoiled. As soon as the words stopped, I was instantly broken...

6, the girlfriend works in the hotel, because she looks very beautiful, everyone calls her princess. On this day I went to the hotel to pick her up from work, and saw that her little sisters were very fashionable, so I asked her to dye her hair, and my girlfriend firmly opposed it: Fool, this is called out of the mud without dyeing, understand

7. The friend asked, "Who did you save first when your wife fell into the river with your brother?" After pondering for a while, I lit a cigarette and said, "Say: It must be my wife, because only she can accompany me for a lifetime, friend: you didn't think about why your wife would be with your brother?!" At that time, I panicked, and then I thought it was not right, I didn't have a wife at all.

8. Some time ago, my rich second-generation friend had a girlfriend who often ordered takeaway food for her in the middle of the night. I advised him: What if you are so good to her now, and you can't do this every day in the future? However, the friend just laughs and does not speak. Last night, I borrowed his mobile phone to buy a ticket, and suddenly saw the news of the takeaway brother: a few days ago, I looked at Su Yan and still worked, tonight she tied her hair up, and that big face was bigger than her ass!

9, the cousin is a big fat man, since he made up his mind to lose weight, he has become a handsome man, walking, the return rate is still quite high. Yesterday, when I was walking with my cousin, I met my cousin's former friend, and my friend came to my cousin in surprise and greeted him: "

10, with the boyfriend to see Zhen Huan biography, see Huan Huan called Huang Shilang, boyfriend asked me, why do you want to call Huang Xi Lang, I said it is a nickname. The boyfriend asked again, why is it Shiro, I said the fourth in line, the boyfriend said you would never call me like this. I thought about it, there was only one child in his family, and I cried weakly... Da Lang, do you want to take medicine?

1 Weekend at home watched the TV series "Female Shizi", and it was very warm to see the male protagonist holding the female protagonist from behind, so I also wanted to experience this feeling. I thought of a way to deliberately argue with my girlfriend, who was angry and left. I chased her from behind and held her, letting go no matter how she struggled, and then she would surely forgive me and then turn around and kiss me. While I was fantasizing, two security guards pushed me down!

12, yesterday, my mother bought my father a coat, and my father was very happy. The father who has not sent a circle of friends for a long time wrote in a picture: Although the wool is out of the sheep, the sheep are still very happy. After a while, the friends in the circle of friends liked each other, all happy that Dad could have such a caring and considerate wife, and at the same time happy for Dad's funny and humorous personality...

13, before going to bed last night, my girlfriend provoked a fight with me, and even said harsh words: "I don't know you in the future!" "This gives me anger, if you don't know it, you don't know it!" Turn around and go to sleep... After a while, my girlfriend woke me up and said, "Silly! People you don't know have a sense of freshness! "I...

14, when chatting with friends about the topic of saving money, I complained: My parents in order to save some electricity, do not let me charge the battery car at home, do not let me to the company to charge, I am very faceless. My friend said: What are you, when I was a child, my parents took the bus to save money for a ticket, and they all stuffed me under the seat!