My husband's sister is an obstetrician and gynecologist, and when I went to check up last week, she asked me, "Have you had a miscarriage?" I was embarrassed and nodded. She asked again, "When?" "Senior...

My husband's sister is an obstetrician and gynecologist, and when I went to check up last week, she asked me, "Have you had a miscarriage?" Embarrassed, I nodded. She asked again, "When?" "Senior..." Before she got angry, I immediately said, "Can you please stop telling my husband?" ” ...... Her voice was angry, "You..." I was a little ashamed, she looked at me and did not dare to say anything about me, and eased her tone, "Did you do it in a regular big hospital?" I looked a little evasive, "Hmm. She was a little helpless, "Do you know how much this kind of thing hurts girls, if it is serious, it will lead to a lot of diseases." I was intimidated by this statement, because I came to see the pregnancy today, "Am I... Not pregnant? She looked at me, not angry, "Pregnant." She continued to check me, still saying to her husband, "Men are pigs!" I defended my husband, "Actually... It's also normal..." She hated that iron was not steel, "You..." A meal eased the tone: "Men don't know how to cherish us women, we women always have to cherish ourselves!" Now some girls really don't take the body seriously, and it is they who regret it when the time comes! ”

2. The landlady's alcohol addiction is relatively large, and her favorite drink is 82 years of Lafite! Since I helped her run errands to buy alcohol, the landlady has now quit drinking. On this day, the landlady bought three bottles of Maotai and came to my house happily to thank you. I was surprised and asked, "I also take your money to do things for you, what is there to thank you for?" The landlady said with a serious face: "Of course I want to thank you!" If you hadn't gradually mixed water into the wine you sold me in the past few years, how could I quit drinking now? Now, I can drink a glass of water at home and get over the addiction! ”

3. On May Day, I went to climb Mount Tai, and under the foot of Mount Tai was a sea of people, and the water that was blocked could not be drained. At the time of the ticket check at the door, a child suddenly found that his ticket was lost. It was coming to him soon, but he wasn't panicked at all. He said to the staff: "Sister Beauty, I am not a ticket evader, you see, my honest face is the ticket." "Please put your face out, my job is to punch a hole in the ticket."

4. Not long ago the sister-in-law failed to study, decided to give up continuing to study to work, in a small company to work quite idle, in order to make themselves full of their own hand to do a part-time job, the work is also smooth, today the boss to talk to the sister-in-law, get along for so long The boss has been very happy, this time there is even a little embarrassed, who knows the boss said: You are not short of people, take me to work part-time together!

5. Waiting for the bus with my girlfriend, suddenly an open-top bull stopped in front of us. Down came a handsome man holding a bouquet of flowers and handing it to the girl standing nearby. Then the girl got on the boy's big bull and left. My girlfriend kicked me and said, "Look at people! I stubbornly said, "I don't look, what's so great, isn't that girl pretty?" ”

6. Now the children are too simple, for the sake of the child's safety, the brother teaches the daughter not to accept anything given by strangers, and the niece nods vigorously in agreement. But when the niece comes home from kindergarten, she will come back with all kinds of snacks. Say it's her good friend who invited her to eat! The brother was full of doubts, where did she come from at such a young age? So today my niece quietly followed her after school. On the side of the road, I saw my niece walk up to a young man, stare at the clever crisp horn in the boy's hand and said to the young man: Hello brother, can I be your friend?

7. My girlfriend and I met in a bar, and I usually go out holding my girlfriend's hand. Today the weather is really too hot, so I did not hold, when I went back from shopping, I found that my girlfriend had been sullen. When I came home at night and my girlfriend was taking a shower, I saw a message coming from my girlfriend's mobile phone. So, I casually opened it and looked at it, and saw my girlfriend and girlfriend chatting. Only to see my girlfriend ask my girlfriend: Why didn't he hold my hand today, did he have someone else in his heart? Don't you care about me anymore? Why are you so cold to me? I was surprised to see it, in fact, when I didn't have a lead today, I just thought: Today's weather is really hot!

8. My colleague and his wife are travel experts and both love extreme sports. One day, the two families went on an expedition to the primeval forest, but they were caught by the local cannibals and locked up in a thatched hut, giving only a small amount of food every day. Colleagues give most of the food to their wives. The wife said movingly: "Thank you husband, I love you!" The colleague said, "This is what I should have done, you ate it all!" Every time after the wife finished eating, the colleague thought in his heart: "Hey hey, you eat white and fat, so that the cannibals will not eat me!" Half a month later, the primitive man pulled the skinny husband out and said, "Go, our leader likes to eat lean meat, and after being hungry for so long, it finally has an effect!" ”

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