Me; "Lady boss, it's really not easy for you to be alone, people are so beautiful and plump, why don't you find a husband anymore?" The lady boss: "This thing talks about fate, and it can't be forced, such as how many times it is big."

Me; "Lady boss, it's really not easy for you to be alone, people are so beautiful and plump, why don't you find a husband anymore?" The lady boss: "This thing talks about fate, and it can't be forced, just like how many times in the middle of the night I asked you to send me a supper, and you didn't drink a cup of water and left!" I looked at the boss lady's weight of more than a hundred kilograms and quietly inhaled a cool breath!

2, the first time I slept with my boyfriend, I hid in the bed and did not dare to come out. My boyfriend saw that I was unwilling and embarrassed to force me, so we fell asleep at a long distance. At night, suddenly the boyfriend said that this life is so short. At that time, I slipped into his arms and asked him shyly: Have you ever fought for anyone? As a result, the boyfriend came to say: My stomach has been frozen for an hour, and I don't cover the quilt anymore, and I guess I really have diarrhea.

3, a girl wrote in the circle of friends: If I have a boyfriend, I will watch him play basketball every day. Help him get clothes and bring him drinks, run with him, sing to him, buy him breakfast, buy lunch, buy dinner, buy supper, warm his hands when it's cold, and bring him hot water. But don't let him feel cold and lonely. Because he's my boyfriend! Friend comment: The emperor does not have this treatment!

4. When I was a child! Adults busy! I deliver the sows in the family! Often it is to write homework and go to see! Born one by one! After picking up, go write your homework! Be in one's element. Grow up! That day the daughter-in-law suddenly gave birth in the middle of the night (premature)! It's too late to send to the hospital! I roll up my sleeves and do it myself! Mother and child are safe. When the mother-in-law comes! Very surprised: you will also be? I patted my chest: What's so hard about that! Isn't it the same as sows giving birth? My daughter-in-law leaned over and grabbed my broken shoes and hit me.

5, when I was a child, adults were busy, the sows at home were delivered by me, often I would go to see the homework, give birth one after another, and then write homework after taking over, which was handy. When I grew up, my daughter-in-law suddenly had to give birth (premature) in the middle of the night, and it was too late to send her to the hospital, so I rolled up my sleeves and did it myself, and the mother and child were safe. When the mother-in-law came, she was very surprised: You will do this too? I patted my chest: What's so hard about this, isn't it the same as a sow giving birth to a cub? My daughter-in-law leaned over and grabbed my broken shoes and hit me.

6. At night! It's time for your wife to go to bed! If she doesn't sleep yet! And very mental words! You have to pay attention. You'd better go to the unit and work overtime! If you really can't do it, just do a supper and remember to cut your hand with a knife! Shout a little louder. That would make her embarrassed! Advice to fellow males.

7, at night, when your wife should usually sleep, if she is not sleeping, but also very energetic, you have to pay attention. You'd better go to the unit to work overtime, if you really can't do it, just do a supper and remember to cut your hand with a knife and shout loudly. So she was embarrassed, advice to all the male compatriots.

8. When we were a freshman, we went to a training base to participate in military training, although we were very tired, but we were still happy!!!!!!!! On this day, everyone stood in a military posture for a day and fell asleep very early in the evening. Then in the middle of the night, suddenly a buddy dreamed of assembling and assembling, hurry up, and then everyone quickly got up from the window to get dressed, and after five minutes they all ran down to assemble, and he was the only one sleeping in the bed. After five minutes we all came back, and the result was not to say, it was quite miserable.

When I was 9 or 7 years old, I caught a cicada and thought I had caught it all summer. When I was 17 years old, I kissed her face and thought I could be with her forever. 22 years old, met her again, on a dusk night......... She told me that it only took 80 a night, and I excitedly took her hand and ran two times down the street to the Home Inn! She said that 80 bowls were Scottish noodles...

10, lz sister, probably when LZ was still 56 years old, LZ super liked to wear pink dresses, and there was Tianma Ma who bought me another one. I couldn't wait to wear it the next day, so I got up in the middle of the night and put on that beautiful dress and admired it quietly in front of the big closet in my parents' room. Until Daddy got up and went to the bathroom and kicked me away!!!

1 is almost the exam, I don't want to show the teacher a hand, she really thinks she teaches very well! Day by day and my five horse spear drops! I had to do my best to hold the whole class back! If not, call the teacher in the middle of the night and ask her, what homework do you keep during the day?

12, Grandma took her little granddaughter to take the bus home, the car Xiao Loli said: "Grandma I want to pee" "How can girls talk so vulgarly, next time you want to go to the toilet, you will say to sing" Little Lori remembered, at night Xiao Loli was woken up by urine to wake up Grandma and said "Grandma I want to sing" Grandma was very sleepy and said "What song is sung in the middle of the night, it will disturb the neighbors" "I want to sing to sing..." Grandma couldn't help but say: "Well, you sing a little quietly to Grandma's ears"

13, broiler chicken failed to lead his teammates to get the S race place in the bubbling race, he was very depressed, went to the abbot to solve the puzzle. Broiler: "Abbot, why did I lose to LGD and lose to Xi Ye with my life in C?" The abbot pointed to a small hole in the rock where the water dripped. The broiler said excitedly, "Master, do you mean that as long as I persevere, I will have the opportunity to prove myself?" Abbot: "No, the old man means that you are a pit." ”

14, just got up early in the morning, I saw a colleague who shared a room with swollen eyes, sleepy eyes and came back" What's wrong? Yesterday was not said to be dating a college girl, is it that people are particularly hot, you worked hard all night? "Sleeper! Talk about tears, the girl asked me to write her graduation thesis, can't touch her when I can't finish writing! ”