1, my wife went abroad, there are only two people left in the family, my mother-in-law is 48 years old this year, the long charm still exists, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, mine

1, my wife went abroad, the family left me and my mother-in-law two people, my mother-in-law is 48 years old, the long charm still exists, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my mother-in-law in a company as a financial director, the ability is very outstanding, the income is also very high, so there are many bachelors want to pursue my mother-in-law. But because my wife was not happy that her mother would find a stepfather for herself, she has always opposed her mother's remarriage. This time my wife went abroad, and many bachelors felt that there was an opportunity, and they all flocked to my house to propose to my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law was embarrassed to face such a scene, so she asked my son-in-law to come forward for her. In the end, I worked out of the shadows, selected the chairman of our company, and let him and my mother-in-law come together. Our chairman promised me that when he retired, the whole company would be taken care of by me. I'm so witty!

2. In order to replace the debt of the failed business, go to the construction site to move bricks to earn money. Paid, the workers were invited to dinner and thanked them for their care. Because the weather was relatively hot, a fat man with a beer belly took off his shirt for fear of heat. Only to see a knife scar on his stomach from top to bottom shocking! I asked in amazement: Brother Tai used to be chaotic? He burst into tears: he was waiting for his daughter-in-law to give birth that year, and he accidentally fell asleep on the operating cart bare-chested.

3, I have become lazy since I want to work, so I cut my long hair into short hair to make it easier to wash my hair. Meet your girlfriends in the bar, come early, and wait for them at the bar. Seeing two boys who should not be frequenting the bar are also discussing. A boy asked curiously: How to talk to a beautiful woman in a while? Another boy disdainfully returned: We rookies, still talk to beautiful women? If it is a woman, practice your hands first. I saw them walking toward me, and then slowly walking past me.

4, I still remember when I was in college, there was a roommate who was invincible and did not have a face. That day we went out for a morning run, and found a beautiful woman also practicing in the morning. So the roommate said: Bet on a breakfast, I can make her laugh with a word, and a sentence can make her make trouble Believe it or not?? Naturally, I didn't believe it, so I took the bet. The roommate stepped forward and barked at the dog: Daddy!! Beauty smiled and called out to Beauty: Mother!! Beauty fury...

5, my father opened a bar, so I met a lot of rich big bosses. Today a friend of my father's was going to introduce his daughter to me. I was particularly reluctant to hear that his girlfriend was grumpy, but I had to be perfunctory, so I said yes to my buddies and called halfway to save the scene. I didn't expect his girlfriend to be beautiful and gentle, and we talked very speculatively. When the buddy called, I was tearing the snack bag for my sister, I completely forgot what I had said before, lisso turned on the speaker. The roommate said: Dude, are you done with that eight mother-in-law? I called two beauties waiting for you at the bar!

6, the family's financial power is controlled by the wife, today I asked my wife for 100 pieces of pocket money. Wife: Husband, it is almost double eleven, and all goods must be discounted. Drunken low only 50% off. Me: What happened to Singles' Day? I don't shop online either. Wife: I just want to say that double eleven has arrived, and everything is discounted, so your pocket money is also 50% off.

7. When I was in junior high school, I didn't study at the same table very well, but drawing was a first-class stick. Soon to face the middle school entrance examination, the class teacher called the same table to the office to plan for his future. Only to see my table mate seriously said: Teacher, painting is my life, if I don't have painting in my life, I would rather not live! The teacher was immediately overjoyed, shouted the 200-pound daughter painting to the side, and said: It turns out that you are so obsessed, then I will hand over the painting to you.

8. Married to her husband for 5 years, life has become very plain! Husband proposed to go to the hotel for two days and change the environment. Just after arriving at the hotel, my father-in-law called: "Rabbit, I just saw your car parked in front of the hotel, you can't be sorry for your daughter-in-law!" The husband was busy explaining: "Dad, I am in the hotel with my daughter-in-law!" "The father-in-law did not believe it, and the husband had no choice but to open the hands-free to let me testify. After the father-in-law confirmed that it was me, he smiled at the end of the phone: "Well, I saw it several times last month, and I always wanted to ask, your mother is not allowed, now we are relieved........"

9. The sister whose cousin liked gave his cousin a piece of jelly and stuffed it into his mouth. When the cousin bit it and found that the taste was strange, it turned out that there was mustard added to it. The prank cousin in the face of the sister did not spit it out, and swallowed it all. The girl was still anxious at that time: you quickly spit out that there is toothpaste in it, how do you swallow it. The cousin looked at her and said because you gave it to me, the girl's face was macro, the cousin: Yes, you guessed right, I hit it!

10. Recently, the rich man heard that Fang Zhan's lover likes to eat a lot of bubble gum, so he bought a bag to bribe the children! The little monk saw Bubble Gum jumping happily and ran to the kitchen to share it with Fang Zhan! After a while, Fang Zhan came out of the kitchen and said to the rich man with a calm face: Next time don't buy candy for the child to eat, eating too much is not good for the teeth! The rich man was just about to agree, when the bear child suddenly shouted: The master's dentures are stuck down by bubble gum, and they are not mine, why don't you let me eat it!

11. My cousin delivered takeaway and earned 280,000 yuan a year. He felt that the wind and the sun were really hard, so he resigned and opened a small supermarket. That morning, a big owner driving a Maybach s560 came to the store and bought a bottle of Red Bull. The big boss pulled open the can and took a fancy to a bottle, directly threw the bottle cap to the buddy and said: Hit a bottle cap for you, I don't have to give money! Then directly left, the cousin thought about it for a morning, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was not right!?

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