1, once upon a time, there was a boy in the school who was outstanding, excellent in character and learning, and there was a girl who was very ordinary. She was often alone in a corner, peeking at him surrounded by girls. He lived up to expectations

1, once upon a time, there was a boy in the school who was outstanding, excellent in character and learning, and there was a girl who was very ordinary. She was often alone in a corner, peeking at him surrounded by girls. He lived up to expectations of being admitted to a first-class university in a different place, and she never dared to confess. Hearing that he was not adapting to the new environment and his grades were barely enough, she was worried, but she did not even have the courage to greet him. The two finally met at the old student party, and she stuttered and asked him: There, homework, is it difficult? He smiled and said, "No, but it's hard to be there without you!"

2, the husband made 1 million yuan from stock speculation, and used this money to open a small shop. Every weekend, my son would come over to help collect the money. It went on for two years, until the last time I found out he had found out that he had found an extra 100 yuan for his classmate. Since then, my son hasn't come to the supermarket to help. I suddenly found that things are not so simple...

3, vaguely remember a few years ago the teacher said a story of taking the exam on the boat, at that time it felt incredible, and now there is also a story of taking the exam by boat. Maybe in the future, we will also tell this story to our own students and children. That year... Everyone is brave... We all worked together to get through it...

4, at home for a long time my parents told me to get out, outside shouted me to roll home; do not make up the class said that I study poorly, make up class said I wasted money; eating said I was hungry, do not eat said I want to become XIAN; at home do not study to say that I do not work hard, at home a study said that I will only play mobile phone; do not talk that I am very stuffy, talk said that I, in the end how do you want people. These words must be very much to say to your parents, not afraid of being beaten you to say it!

5, the old man is a real estate tycoon, there are countless properties. The old man once said that when his brother-in-law was 18 years old, he would give him a Porsche. The brother-in-law was very happy and went to the driving school in advance to learn a driver's license. As a result, I studied for two years and did not take the driver's license. On that day, the old man followed him to the road test, and before getting on the car, the old man secretly gave the examiner 5,000 yuan. The examiner said nervously: I'm sorry, I don't take bribes, and the driving license must be strictly required! The old man sighed: Not that meaning, I gave the repair fee in advance.

6. The sister-in-law is studying in an ordinary middle school and is recognized by the whole school. In the eyes of teachers and classmates, the sister-in-law is a quiet girl. I remember one night self-study, the whole class quietly studied, the same table to tell jokes to the sister-in-law, the result of laughing too much breath and too trembling, a fart in the quiet air exploded. The whole class laughed, and the sister-in-law was planning to transfer schools at that time!

7. Three female college students in school talked about marriage, but their views seemed to be different. The lower undergraduate girl said: "I want to see how tall he is and whether he is handsome." The master's degree girl said: "I am more concerned about what kind of work he does and how much he earns a monthly salary." The woman with the doctoral degree said, "I am concerned about a question - where is he?"

8, take a small number of students into the test tube, add excess homework, dissolve the filter, get the bully and slag, add a small number of test papers to the school bully, there is no obvious change in the school bully, add a small number of test papers to the slag, the slag is all dissolved and produce a large number of bubbles, if you add a lot of games, the slag instantly boils.

9, the company is on vacation, I took my son back to my mother's house for a few days, and my son went down the river all day to play with fish. In the evening, in the room, I taught him: to study hard, and to take the college entrance examination in the future! My son asked me: Mom, why didn't you take the college entrance examination that year? I was embarrassed to say: Because your grandfather's family was poor. Before he could finish speaking, the door slammed open! My dad yelled at me: Don't mess around, I don't carry this pot!

10. The student disobeys and is left behind by the teacher. Half an hour later, the teacher called: Go home, your father has come to pick you up. The students were frightened: Teacher, where is my father? The teacher said: At the school gate. Student: Teacher, I still stay in school and don't go home!

11. When I was in high school, my mother went to accompany me to study for my studies, but my English scores could not go up. My mother took my hand and said, "Mother and son are in the same heart, and their strength is broken!" "A year later, my mother learned boxing and I learned English.

12, the rich man saw that his wife was idle at home all day, so he reported her to a taekwondo training class. The wife was eager to try it and went to class happily. At that time, my wife thought: This time you are more rhythmic! After a few months of study... Now the rich man only needs to provoke his wife to be angry, and the wife is trying to beat him, but when she habitually bows according to the rhythm of taekwondo, the two goods will run away without a trace!

13, just after the start of school, I saw a new couple in the school intimate, the woman said: "This is my first kiss, do not give kisses!" I went up and kissed the woman and said, "Now is not the first kiss, brother, the senior can only help you get here!" ”

14. After the end of the college entrance examination, the students bid farewell to the class teacher together, and the class teacher asked one by one and sent blessings! When it was Zhang San's turn, he cried and cried: Teacher, I didn't do well in the exam, I shouldn't be able to go to college! Class teacher: Don't be discouraged, I will introduce you to a high-end class, re-study for one year, there is still great hope! Li Si hurriedly said: Teacher, I did not do well in the exam, help me introduce it together! The teacher pondered for a moment and said to him: It is not easy for your parents to earn money, forget it...