1. My wife went abroad, and there were only two people left in the family, my mother-in-law is 48 years old, still looks charming, is also the financial director of a company, and there are many single men who love my mother-in-law and want to pursue her. One day the chairman of our company came up to me and said she was divorced and asked me when I was going to get divorced and she was going to marry me. I cried and laughed and said, my wife and I have a very good relationship, why should I get a divorce? The chairman sighed and said, I know you can't look at me, then I will bury this love in my heart, this burial is so many years! I asked the chairman, is her husband the chairman of another company? In fact, my mother-in-law was the financial director of your ex-husband's company, and since you have divorced him, I think he and my mother-in-law are a good match. The chairman nodded thoughtfully, smiled and said, This is very good, I do have guilt for my husband, if he can be with your mother-in-law, then I will be at ease.
2. Mom and Dad often quarrel, sometimes quarreling in the excitement of the place will fight, but Dad can't beat Mom every time! Today my father quarreled with my mother, and suddenly my father said to me standing on the side watching the hilarity: "Yes, son" I saw the longing revealed in his eyes, I did not hesitate to stand on my mother's side, and after the father questioned me, I silently replied: "Do you think that with me, we will have a chance of winning?" Mom is a taekwondo black belt! ”?
3. Because I want to work at Foxconn in Guangdong, I bought a train ticket. While waiting for the bus in the waiting hall, I saw a father next to me making noodles for the baby. The torn paper bag baby did not hold it and fell to the ground, and the father frightened him while making noodles: Son, this thing cannot be thrown away, and it will be fined if it is thrown away. I immediately felt that this was a good father, and at this time the baby picked up the wrapping paper on the ground and threw it into his father's instant noodle bucket. "
4. The sister-in-law is pregnant, and the man's family has been dragging on not getting married until the wedding is about to give birth! At the wedding, the sister-in-law had a big belly. I asked my sister-in-law's husband privately: "The sister-in-law looks like she is about to give birth, how can I delay getting married at this time, how inconvenient is it?" Her husband smiled: "You don't understand, what kind of personality she has, don't you know, at this time get married, in a few days she will be born, honeymoon will let her confinement, I don't have to accompany her around, how good." "I was stunned...????
5. Blowing the fan at night accidentally caught a cold, so I had to go to the hospital to buy medicine to eat. After seeing a sick person, I actually prescribed a lot of medicine, and when I went to the window to pay, I saw the girl who collected the money playing with her mobile phone. I handed her the medical insurance card to prepare to pay, the small screen came out to pay 0.0 yuan, my first reaction was to find a corner first. Looking for half a day without touching it, I gave the person who collected the money and said that there was no corner. The sister was also generous, directly found me 0 yuan, returned home to find ... It turned out that 0 yuan was not given to her.
6. After fifteen years of smoking, I now have a very big addiction to smoking, and now I have at least five packs of Soft Chinese every day. After work yesterday, I followed my girlfriend home to meet my parents for the first time. I pretended to be a good young man who did not smoke or drink, but the future husband was smoking and drinking wine on the side, which was particularly dashing. Finally, I couldn't help it, so I said to him: Uncle, you smoke and drink so handsome, can you teach me? The future husband was suddenly happy, threw a cigarette over and said: I couldn't help it, and I said this to my husband.
7. Dude vowed to lose weight, there are so many people to dismantle the stage! At 8 p.m., dude's brother-in-law: Tonight my girlfriend I just met came to eat lamb hot pot and help me see! 10 p.m., buddy brothers: several brothers are here, barbecue stall, waiting for you! At 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, dude's wife: the stewed pigeon soup still has two for you, after eating, wash the dishes, I sleep first! Dude: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
8. A new fish pond opened nearby, and the fishing fee is 300 yuan! The boss said that fishing is casual, and each person who can't catch it will send two ducks. I fished — I didn't catch one all day! The owner is also real, and each person really sends two ducks. Came back with two ducks each carrying! Everyone was happy and thought the boss was interesting. The fish pond janitor said: "The boss was originally a professional duck farmer, and there are no fish in this fish pond!" ”
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