1, today in the station saw a small couple, the woman leaned in the man's arms, crying and saying: "I'm sorry I really can't forget him." But the man said, "It's all right, if you can't forget it, go find him." at

1, today in the station saw a small couple, the woman leaned in the man's arms, crying and saying: "I'm sorry I really can't forget him." But the man said, "It's all right, if you can't forget it, go find him." After waiting for the girls' car to leave, I heard the boys crying. Alas, sometimes letting go is not necessarily great, and who can move what he bears. I walked over and said to him, "Handsome guy stays, there's a little sister."

2, the old man told me from the perspective of a person who came over that ligation surgery can prolong life, so I went to the hospital for surgery. I met an old classmate I hadn't seen for ten years in the hospital, and I saw her holding a woman's hand, and the woman was still holding a baby in her arms. I immediately stepped forward to say hello: Yo, when did you get married, the children are so old, they really look like you! I noticed that their faces had suddenly changed, particularly panicked, and the old classmates laughed a few times and left their phone numbers. I said, "Then you should go, I have something to do." Old classmate: Okay, let's call. I had just turned around and walked a few steps when I suddenly heard the woman say, "Brother-in-law, what should I do now?"

3, the girlfriend's sister is single, let me introduce her to a boyfriend. I introduced the best brother to her. I said: He is handsome, rich second generation, or warm man, feel good to be able to take care of you! The girlfriend's sister was very satisfied, but the girlfriend was not happy. I asked with concern: Honey, what's wrong? Girlfriend angry: There is such a good boy who does not keep it for me, but he means to say that he loves me all day?

4, the girlfriend leaned on the boy's shoulder and asked delicately: We have been together for more than a month, why don't you attack me? Boy: Do you really want me to attack you? The girlfriend's eyes shot out expectant eyes: Really! Boy: Okay, I'm going to attack you. After saying that, the boy suddenly swept his legs and swept his girlfriend to the ground!

5, the second generation of the rich liked the beauty front desk of their company who had been married twice. On this day 520, Fu Er Dai finally plucked up the courage to confess to her: "Xiaomei, I like you!" The beauty front desk "snapped" and slapped the rich second generation. Fu Er Dai felt that there was no drama and was about to turn around and leave. Just listen to the beauty front desk yelling: "I'm thin-skinned, don't you know?" If you don't confess again, I'm going to go to you with a knife!" ”

6, the hostess wore an off-the-shoulder dress to shiver, I hurriedly put the suit jacket on her! The hostess said to me, "Winter is still good." I said, "Like?" The lady boss slapped me in the face and asked me: "You gave me the suit, how do I explain to my husband when I go home, does this slap feel less painful than before?" I wiped my face and said, "It seems to be true." ”

7. The little uncle was admitted to the medical university, because he was too handsome, so he received a love letter from the school flower. The little uncle was particularly happy, too excited when he went down the stairs, his left foot stepped on his right foot, and he "snapped" and fell on the stairwell in a large font posture. The little uncle felt that this time he was humiliated and humiliated, so he lay on the ground and pretended to be dizzy. A classmate next to him saw that he was motionless, quickly lifted him up, and then opened his bow left and right to slap him wildly!

8, after work, I have become less fond of chasing dramas, and the recent chases are only Lingjian Mountain, Chen Qingling, Xiangmi, and Donggong, and now I am only waiting for the things in my hand. Most of them read the original book to see it, and they are particularly afraid that the shooting does not conform to the original work, and they can't hold back their curiosity and pride. Now I feel as if I am old, I can't keep up with young people, TV dramas rarely I love to watch, I seem to be still living in the time of ancient sword Qitan and Langyabang

9, the first time my girlfriend came to my house to play, she said that she was going to travel to get married. I agreed, I said, travel is very tiring, as long as you are not afraid of tiredness and pain, no problem. She smiled and said, I'm not afraid of getting tired. So, on the day of the wedding, I took her hand and walked around the mountain behind my house...

10, I live with my girlfriend, and I have not found a partner with her because of my career. My girlfriend has a Tibetan mastiff at home and has been afraid of her dog ever since I saw the news of the old man on the leash. When my girlfriend came back today, I asked: Did you see my marriage certificate? I didn't say angrily: You don't even have a partner, where is the marriage certificate? Before my girlfriend could speak, I said, "So, so what's the matter with you holding a dog all day and saying it's your grandson?"

11, the old woman got on the bus, and the children sitting next to her got up in a hurry. The old woman said, "Sit down, don't give me a seat!" After a while, the child stood up again, and the old woman patted him on the shoulder and said, "You really don't have to give me a seat, you sit!" After a while, the child finally couldn't help but cry and said, "I've already sat for 3 stops, why don't you let me get off?" Uh-huh..."

12. Woken up by mosquito bites at night. There was a bottle of mosquito repellent next to her husband's pillow. He looked for his husband. The husband asked confusedly, "What's wrong?" A: "Medicine." My husband patted me on the back: "Go to sleep, most of the night, what do you want?"

13, my girlfriend's boyfriend is a very wooden person. On May Day, the two went on a trip, the girlfriend was motion sick, she threw up when she got out of the car, and her boyfriend stood on the side in a daze. The girlfriend saw that the boy next to her had patted the back of the girl who was motion sickness, and angrily shouted at the boyfriend: "You pat me." "Her boyfriend was stunned for a moment and then took the camera out of his bag...

14, today is my girlfriend's birthday, after work in the evening I rushed into the store with my girlfriend, I did not care about the eyes of the people around me warmly hugged her: Honey, today is your birthday. Looking at the rows of crystal diamond necklaces, I said: Choose as you like. She stayed where she was excited, I smiled, woman, it is so easy to be moved, shouted at the boss: Brother, the music amplified a little. The boss looked at me with disdain and zoomed in on the volume: two pieces of two pieces, two pieces of the whole scene.....