1. The husband's pension is more than 10,000 a month, and he has saved for three years. Yesterday, the old man took 3 passbooks to the bank and said: The password 991206, and I will get 3 million funds. The teller was very happy and immediately took out 3 million yuan and bought the fund. After 10 minutes, the teller said: Sir, I have bought you 3 million funds. The old man was dumbfounded on the spot: What fund? I'm asking you to withdraw your money and buy a house for my son!
2. During this time, the company came to a rich second generation newcomer, who seemed to like me a little. Even though I was married, he didn't care and drove me home every day. After I got home today, I jokingly said to my husband: The rich second generation sends me every night, aren't you worried? Husband: Why not worry? If people don't send you one day, I'll have to ride a little electric donkey to pick you up on a cold day!?
3. My sister is a shopaholic who can't stop buying things as soon as she visits Taobao. Last month, my sister spent 2W online shopping, and I was not happy to say two words to her. My sister said, "You'll regret it when I'm thrifty!" The morning before yesterday, after I went to the toilet, my sister yelled: You have a mine at home, pull a with five squares of paper, and pull once a day in the future, and only one square of paper at a time. At noon yesterday, I was just about to take the second steamed bun, and my sister yelled again: "Know how to be frugal, eat one more meal, three meals a day, a year is 1098, equivalent to 450 pieces." ”?
4. Traveled to Xiaogan, went to a small supermarket to buy some snacks to eat, I looked at the rows of snacks, came over a cute Lolita, looked at me with her feet, I had a moment of brain fever, asked her: Little sister, what do you eat, I invite you. Little Lori looked at the snack without speaking, I said you are so beautiful, call a brother, I will buy it for you. Little Lori crisply shouted: Boss, there is a lewd man flirting with your sister-in-law
5. My home is in a small village in a remote mountainous area. I went to town for a haircut on the weekend and met me when I got a small haircut when I went out. Fa Xiao asked me: Why go? I said: I'm going to cut my hair. Hair small: Barbershop cuts still cost money, go to my scissors, I also just learned to cut hair, give a show. I don't know who to learn to cut the hair with, one by one. This is shaving the head, it is clearly the shaving...
6. There is a very rich rich man who buys a very remote mansion, and this rich man likes to write letters. It's hard to turn down the postman, who has to run for a long time every time he goes to their house to deliver the courier. This time, the courier finally couldn't help it, so he said to the rich man: "Can you buy less things, every time I have to run for so long." The rich man said slowly, "If you have any more opinions, I will subscribe to the daily newspaper." ”
7. The boss rewards each colleague with a house, and I have the best relationship with the boss, so I am assigned a villa. Just out of the community door, I saw a bunch of people standing densely in the distance, squeezed to the front to know that it was an old man who fell down and couldn't get up, and the people on the side of the road just watched, and no one helped him up. At this moment, he suddenly grabbed my wrist and said weakly, "Boy, I don't blackmail you, don't we just stand and watch?" "Listening to this sentence, my face turned red, and my pig brain actually forgot that I could still sit and watch.
8. Today is our company's annual meeting. The host asked on the stage: "If there are 200 million properties, a Biguiyuan, a Porsche, a 5 billion company, which one do you choose?" Colleague: "I choose 200 million yuan of property, money to solve the problem." Supervisor: "I choose Porsche, then I will have a girlfriend." Manager: "I chose the 5 billion company and ran it better than Wanda." Me: "I just need if." ”
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