The brother-in-law went out to buy cigarettes, and his Huawei P40pro phone was left at home. Suddenly there was a phone call coming, I looked at the display "10010", I didn't think much about it, just hung up!? After a while

The brother-in-law went out to buy cigarettes, and his Huawei P40pro phone was left at home. Suddenly there was a phone call coming, I looked at the display "10010", I didn't think much about it, just hung up!? After a while, a text message came, and the sender was exactly 10010: "Why don't you answer the phone?" I was so anxious that the ghost made God dial back. On the other side of the phone came my niece's familiar voice: "Dad, why don't you answer my phone?" My living expenses are gone, you hurry up and call me!?" I instantly understood what 10010 meant.

2 At the class reunion, a female classmate suddenly cried, and she asked us: "Why work so hard, or can only mix and feed." Hearing this question, everyone was silent. Yes, everyone is working very hard, but the income will never exceed the house price and price. The female student said that the company paid a salary of 4500 on the 15th, and the salary was just paid on the 20th, and after the payment, there were more than a thousand left, and they had to bear the daily life of the family.

The husband has a little more, more than 6,000 income, but he still has to pay back the house, and there are about 3,000 left. In October, for example, classmates, relatives, and colleagues had more things to do, and the remaining income of the two of them was not enough to pay for the banquet. Listening to the words of female classmates, everyone is also very emotional, some people say that the cold window has been for decades, for what?

When I first graduated, I was also energetic, and as a result, ten years after graduation, i earned four or five thousand a month, and I was bitter and tired. Some students said that in addition to a few rich families, everyone is not the same, they all have to rely on their own struggle, just take him, after work, you have to run Didi, and some students are embarrassed to say that starting last month, they will go to deliver takeaways after work. A female classmate said that she went to buy beer after work... Don't say you don't know, it turns out that it is difficult for everyone, especially this year, it is even more difficult. Guys, ten years after graduation, what is your income?

3 The brother-in-law has been married for three years, and the mother-in-law has not hugged her grandson.

So the mother-in-law will mention two sentences when she has nothing to do: after so many years, it is time to lay eggs.

The younger sister did not give birth because she did not want to affect her career, and she resigned and raised a baby at home.

As a result, three children were born at once, and the mother-in-law was very happy.

Later, because my younger siblings went to work, my mother-in-law was at home with her children, and she was so tired that she cried: Too many children!

4 The two men drank wine at the barbecue stall, and after they were full of wine and dinner, the two of them went home backwards and forwards. On the way, they discussed their respective wives. One said: "I was beaten to death and did not believe that women can keep secrets, and a week ago, I had just told her a little secret, and she passed it on to me." Another said: "Not necessarily, sometimes they can still keep secrets." Like my wife, we've been married for twenty-five years, and I don't even know where she hid my salary. ”

5 The old man died in a car accident, and the perpetrator knew that he had done something wrong and lost us 10 million in cash. We, as the sole heir, took the money to buy a luxury villa. But unfortunately met a very annoying neighbor. Yesterday the neighbor came to my house and asked: Hello, will you use pruning shears this afternoon? Me: What a coincidence! I have to prune fruit trees with my wife all afternoon today. The neighbor said: Then you must not have time to play golf, and you won't mind lending me your golf clubs, right?

6 My sister and I had coffee at Starbucks, my sister played with her phone and sent V-letters, and she was very happy. Glancing at her phone, it was my husband who was chatting with her. Then she immediately took the phone out of my sight. I was wondering, my husband sent me a message: "Your sister is sick, she sends express mail, I want AN ID card, she sends me a few selfies for what?" ”

7 Last winter, it was snowing heavily outside, and my sister-in-law was too cold to drive her cousin's Audi to work. Just arrived downstairs, called my cousin and asked why the air conditioner in the car was not heated. My cousin quickly taught her, let her open the inner circulation, turn on the compressor, and all the possibilities that came to mind were repeated. After a while, I called again and said it was still not OK... I really can't think of any reason, I was preparing to go down to see, my sister-in-law suddenly asked my cousin: Is there anything to do with the fact that the air conditioner is not heated and the car is not on fire?

8 On the train, a man and a woman meet in pingshui, but the problem is that they are in the same sleeper box. Of course, it was awkward at first, but soon the fatigue caused each of them to fall asleep, with the man sleeping on the top bunk and the woman sleeping on the bottom bunk.

In the middle of the night, the man woke up and woke up the woman sleeping on the bottom bunk: "I'm sorry, but I froze to death on it, can you please hand me another blanket?" ”

The woman looked at the man, her eyes flowing, and said to the man, "I have a better way to let us pretend to be husband and wife, how about it?" ”

The man was stunned, but then agreed: "Good, great, I really didn't expect it!" He was visibly overwhelmed with excitement, "So what do we do now?" ”

The woman turned around on the bunk, facing the wall of the car box, and said, "You TM won't take it yourself!" ”??

9 When divorced, the daughter-in-law asks her husband to take her daughter-in-law out of the house as she did when she first brought her home.

The husband did not object, and carried the daughter-in-law downstairs according to her words.

When he was about to break up, his husband's face was not very good, and he only said two words: precious.

Just these two words, let the daughter-in-law always feel that the husband actually loves the daughter-in-law.

The daughter-in-law has never been in love again and is looking forward to reuniting with her husband.

Until the husband's friend told the daughter-in-law: Your husband was tired that day, and what he said was really heavy!