The brother-in-law went out to buy cigarettes, and his Huawei P40pro phone was left at home. Suddenly there was a phone call coming, I looked at the display "10010", I didn't think much about it, just hung up!? After a while

The brother-in-law went out to buy cigarettes, and his Huawei P40pro phone was left at home. Suddenly there was a phone call coming, I looked at the display "10010", I didn't think much about it, just hung up!? After a while, a text message came, and the sender was exactly 10010: "Why don't you answer the phone?" I was so anxious that the ghost made God dial back. On the other side of the phone came my niece's familiar voice: "Dad, why don't you answer my phone?" My living expenses are gone, you hurry up and call me!?" I instantly understood what 10010 meant.

2 Before the old man died, he asked his wife: "You and my two families are feuds, and your father even said that he wanted my family to cut off children and grandchildren, so why do you still want to marry me and give me children?" The wife looked at her son and smiled triumphantly, the old man looked at her son in horror, and then looked at her daughter-in-law with relief, looked at her grandson with satisfaction, and left peacefully...

3 The supervisor drank the broken piece, I sent him home, saw the supervisor's daughter-in-law, I was busy calling my sister-in-law.

Probably because of the wind blowing, the supervisor woke up a little, and he said to his daughter-in-law: Brother and sister, I sent Xiaoming back to you, I went home, don't send it!

His daughter-in-law is stupid! I quickly grabbed him and laid him on the couch with his daughter-in-law.

The supervisor saw our faces up close, suddenly jumped up and shouted: How are you two together?

We were just about to explain, the supervisor took his daughter-in-law's hand: Second aunt, this Xiaoming is a scumbag, you don't let him cheat, he can't be my second uncle!

I......

4 When I was in elementary school, I was just touching the computer, and my sister gave me a qq. Later, i added a netizen, we often chatted on the Internet, netizens asked me: "qq software how to upgrade ah?" I didn't know how to pretend to understand, and replied, "You uninstalled this old one first, and I'll tell you how to do it!" So, half a minute later, the netizen's avatar turned gray. Some people, once they disappear, are a lifetime...

5 The sister took advantage of the fact that her mother was sleeping, so she secretly used her mother's Alipay to transfer 80,000 yuan to her boyfriend to buy a car. When the mother knew about it, she was furious and so angry that she let her sister lie down and hold up the burning stick just about to fall. The sister suddenly shouted: Wait! Mom: What to do! Dare to run into trouble, do not dare to admit punishment? Sister: Wait until I take off my new clothes. I don't know why, my mother miraculously spared her!

6 The wife has been living in the hospital waiting for the birth, and just bought some food from the hospital restaurant at noon.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw the husband of the woman in the hospital bed next to me holding a bottle of nutrition express and asking the doctor who was checking the room: "Does the baby need to drink this or not?" The doctor was stunned and asked, "How old is the baby?" The buddy smiled and said, "Just born, my wife has no milk." "The atmosphere became a little dull and I felt a little bit wrong.

When leaving, the doctor instructed the nurse at the door: "Stare at bed number one, don't let her husband get close to the child!" ”

7 The boss goes to the post and telecommunications office to pay the utility bills and pays with Alipay. The salesman is a cute girl who has been peeking at the boss and said to the boss: Let's add an Alipay friend. The boss knew that his peach blossom luck was coming, and was preparing to give it to her, when a big aunt next to him said: Don't add it, I also added it before, and I came to steal the energy of my ant forest at 6 o'clock every day! The boss said: No wonder!

8 Recently, I opened a new restaurant downstairs and looked at my favorite sweet and sour pork ribs.

So I went in and looked at it, and when I saw my ex-girlfriend, I panicked.

It was served, and I tasted it carefully, tears flowing in an instant.

My ex-girlfriend came over and comforted me: We're no longer possible, don't cry.

While wiping my tears, I said: I don't mean that, why do you put mustard in my sweet and sour ribs!

9 While sleeping, my wife suddenly jumped up. I woke up suddenly and quickly asked, "What happened?" The wife gasped urgently: "I just dreamed that you fell into the river, and I was scared to death!" "I was touched a little in my heart, and my heart said: Still my wife cares about me. I quickly comforted her and asked, "And then?" The wife pouted: "Then, I chased you on the shore and asked for your passbook password, you just didn't say it, and woke me up urgently!" ”

10 I have a brother who is ugly and marries a beautiful wife, but my brother travels a lot and has no time to take care of his wife, so he hired a housekeeper. One day his brother asked him, "Butler, how should I deal with the fact that others are looking at my wife?" The housekeeper grabbed a handful of parsley and sprinkled it on the coffee. When his brother saw it, he was shocked: "Butler!! Are you saying I'm already green? The butler looked dazed: "What is green??" Do you drink coffee without coriander? ”

11 I found out that the president and the female assistant were ambiguous, and the president was afraid that the matter would be revealed, so he fired me. After losing my job, I stayed at home and didn't find a job. My daughter-in-law asked me to beat the wheat field in the house to kill the herb. After returning home from the pesticide, the daughter-in-law asked: How many pots of medicine have been sprayed. I said: After six watering cans, the wheat field used five watering cans to find the remaining ground, and mixed another pot, planning to go home and feel that most of the remaining watering can medicine was poured out, so I sprayed the bean field next to it. The daughter-in-law exploded when she heard it: What? You sprayed my bean field too, I hit you, you don't run. 

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