1. On the bus, I saw a 16- or 7-year-old girl being hugged by an uncle, and the girl said: Is it really good that you have a married man holding me as an unmarried woman, have you thought about your wife's feelings?

1. On the bus, I saw a 16- or 7-year-old girl being held by an uncle, and the girl said: Is it really good for you to have a married man holding me, an unmarried woman, have you ever thought about your wife's feelings? The man said: Girl, is it good to save some face for your father! If you hadn't been motion sickness, I wouldn't have put my arms around you!"

2. A young man was in a car accident on his way to find a job. Before reincarnation, there was a doubt in my heart, and asked Meng Po: "I can't find a job suitable for me, I am depressed and unhappy, if I am helpless, I hope to point out." Meng Po groaned at Forgotten River: "There are thousands of talents in the Central Plains, a few people in the country can be officials, the lonely clouds on the mountain go with the horses, the East Return Road is difficult, looking for a way out will be far away, the Blue Field october snow is closed, xiangfeng side wind october cold." The young man had an epiphany: "Are you telling me not to be too ambitious?" Meng Po: "Listen carefully, this is a Tibetan head poem." ”

3. After lunch, my son was doing his homework, my daughter-in-law sewed my son's school uniform, and I went to wash the dishes. The son shouted, "Mom, I can't find the eraser!" The daughter-in-law said: "You little fool, I said where to take it and put it, I can find it when I use it, you just throw it everywhere, wait for me to find my needle and then help you find it!" I smirked in the kitchen, hey! Where's my rag?

4. The sister-in-law is the top player in a large entertainment club, and she is entangled with various rich people all day long. Today my sister-in-law excitedly told me that she had found a new boyfriend, and she looked a little scary. I was curious, and then my sister-in-law sent me a picture of my boyfriend. I looked, yes, one hand driving a Ferrari, this guy is very tight, so how to say scary? I hesitated for a while, and I suddenly found that the message sent to me by my sister-in-law had a polysyllabic word.

5. After work this year, I planned to make a good meal and treat myself, so I drove my Ferrari to the market to buy some pork. Looking for half a day to see a large piece, let the boss weigh how much weight, the boss weighed and said: five pounds. I said: Too much, half of it. The owner had to cut it in half before weighing. I asked the boss: How much? The boss said:

6. My wife went to Jinan on a business trip, and I was alone in the empty home. I was sleeping soundly in the middle of the night, when I suddenly felt someone wipe my feet and woke up suddenly, only to find that there was no one. Moving his feet, there was nothing around him, and he finally closed his eyes with peace of mind. As a result, before a minute, I felt someone wipe my feet, which frightened me to sit up quickly, and the empty cloth in the black room came in an instant, slowly spreading to the window. forehead...... My son fell to the ground!!

7. We have a new cute girl after 00 in our workshop, and I fell in love with her at first sight. But I'm an honest person and I'm embarrassed to confess. My friend gave me an idea and said: You wait for her to leave work and see where she lives, and then commute with her every day. I think it makes a lot of sense and inquires about the neighborhood where she lives. Not long after I went in, I met, and in order not to be suspected by her, I nervously shouted: Collect the waste...?

8. I have a girlfriend who has been in love for 4 years, but when I was working as a waiter in a bar, the 45-year-old rich woman fell in love with me at first sight. I didn't want to give up on either side, so I took care of it, and the rich woman gave me a Lamborghini. Some time ago, the rich woman found out that I had a girlfriend, so she took the car away and found someone to beat me up. Without a car, I had to squeeze the bus to commute to work, and the driver kept stepping on the brakes. A beautiful girl standing in front of me stepped on me intermittently, apologizing to me for each step. I looked at my sister who was pretty, and I always smiled and greeted her!! After getting off the bus at the station, my sister followed me and stopped me: "Handsome man, you have a really good temper, do you have a girlfriend??" "I was stunned, and my heart was happy, did my sister look at me?? I'm getting ready to speak. She continued, "I'm a staff member at a marriage agency, so if you need to, you can leave a contact information!" ”

 #Funny Moment#Funny Paragraph# #年度搞笑名场面 #