The man sneaked into a rich man's house in the middle of the night, knocked the man unconscious with a wooden stick, and then carried out a crazy sweep, and when he was about to leave, he suddenly heard a shout in the bathroom: "I'm washed, you come in."

The man sneaked into a rich man's house in the middle of the night, knocked the man unconscious with a wooden stick, and then carried out a crazy sweep, and when he was about to leave, he suddenly heard a shout in the bathroom: "I'm washing, you come in!" So the man moved evil thoughts and rushed into the bathroom, the man can never forget, in the bathroom, his wife saw his surprised expression.

2. The boy has worked for two years, and finally wants to be promoted to manager, Dad said: Do you know what is the most important thing after the promotion? The boy thought about it and said: Of course, it is to establish prestige..... Dad nodded: "The widow can be taught too!" Who knows the boy continued: V letter, qq group, circle of friends what should be built, everyone is good to play happily together! After Dad listened, his face went black all at once.

3. On this day, Aquaman's mother arrived home early from work and was doing housework at home, and dad came home to see his mother wiping the glass. Dad immediately said: You quickly sit and rest, these rough jobs can not be done?? After that, you can eat melon seeds at home, watch TV, and let other people do the rough work. Then Dad handed the mop to Neptune, who was watching TV with melon seeds.

4. The cousin has not been able to find a girlfriend, and the aunt nags the cousin all day long: You see your sister is married, your sister has an object, just you, a lonely person, it is really worrying. The cousin was said to be anxious and blurted out: You have made them all into women, you have made me a man, the starting point is different, how can you blame me! The aunt was not angry: strong words.

5. When I was in college, I chased after my goddess. One day we had a dance party at school, and I took my girlfriend with me. She is the focus of everyone as soon as she enters the scene, but because she will not, she can only sit at the bar and bump melon seeds. At this time, a man very gracefully walked over to her and extended a hand to invite her to dance, and the girlfriend was stunned, and actually gave someone a handful of melon seeds, haha.

6. A few days ago, there was a hospital in the school to organize blood donation, and a boy fainted after donating. The doctor said very professionally: "Your body is too weak, and you should usually strengthen your exercise." The man was silent for a few seconds and said, "I am from the physical education department..." The doctor was also silent for a few seconds and continued to say very professionally: "That is your psychological quality is not good..."

7. I remember when I was in love with my husband, I was fat and once he rode an electric donkey to take me home. Usually half an hour away this cargo is enough to drive for an hour. I asked him how he drove so slowly, and he said: I drive so slowly because I want to stay with you for a while. I was touched and later talked to him about it. He said: At that time, I felt that the back was too heavy, and I couldn't hold the direction, so for our safety, I could only drive slowly.

8. It's summer and the temperature outside is very high. At noon today, my girlfriend and I made an appointment to go to the movies together. There was a little boy on the road who always followed me, and I was very curious, asking: Little friend, why do you always follow me, do you think I am like your father? The little boy shook his head and said, "Uncle, you are fat and shadowy, and you are cool behind you!"

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