Today, the female colleague wore a very revealing dress, let me give a little evaluation, I looked at it and said: Let me have the urge to commit a crime. She actually said then you act, I don't blame you. I'm excited

Today, the female colleague wore a very revealing dress, let me give a little evaluation, I looked at it and said: Let me have the urge to commit a crime. She actually said then you act, I don't blame you. Excited, I went up and held her, pulled the gold necklace around her neck and left. I'm so glad that this kind of thing has happened to me.

2, the boss's sister-in-law returned from studying abroad in the company's front desk. When I saw her sitting alone at the front desk at work in the morning, I wanted to tease her. I ask: Have you watched the recent web premiere of "The Hidden Corner"? Her: Don't say it, it's only been 10 minutes, I can't watch it! I went on to say, "Is it because the show is too fake and sick and moaning?" Her: No, it's because I'm not a member and can only try it for ten minutes.

3, there were shadows when I was a child, and when I grew up, I didn't dare to walk at night, and I always grabbed my boyfriend's arm to dare to pass. Thinking of the troubles of my childhood, I can't help but laugh. At that time, when I was walking at night, there was a sister riding a bicycle slowly past me, and I suddenly felt that I had seized hope and ran with my sister's bicycle. My sister rode faster and faster, and I was afraid that I would be left alone in the dark, so I got up and chased after me. The sister finally cried and flew the stirrups, and I almost broke my leg when I cried in fear!

4, my V letter does not know why, three days at both ends of the strange beauty to add V letter. Generally it is to sell bone tickets and the like, I do not add or directly blacklist. However, my V letter has left a non-deletion on it, because many games need to share benefits, sharing with friends is embarrassed, I will share with this beautiful woman. In this way, she shared bone tickets with me every day, and I shared games with her every day, and there was nothing wrong with each other. This went on for more than a month, and finally she blocked me...

5, I spent 1,000 yuan to rent a McLaren to go on a blind date, only to be rear-ended by a Ferrari, the owner is a fat man who is one meter and five meters tall. Me: Lose money, don't think about anything else! The next day to repair the car, I took my mother to go, the Ferrari owner is very smart, said: Oh, and bring your sister to the momentum ah! The old mother was very happy to hear this and chatted with him. Now that my wedding date with him has been set, my mother has sold me for a dowry of 5 million yuan and a house in Lujiazui, Shanghai!

6, living in the countryside family has a lot of children, my family only six is a girl. So when she was a child, she was spoiled by our brothers. Now even if she has no money at work, she will come to us, and everyone expects her to marry out quickly and go to harm other people's families. New Year's back a young man, very good, is not high salary, we all pinch sweat for him. Wanwan did not expect that my sister actually changed, and began not to spend money indiscriminately, it turned out that this little girl was a lord who would only nest and cross.

7, the wife in order to let the father-in-law buy us a house, forced to die. My father-in-law couldn't do anything, so he paid us a down payment and let us pay the mortgage ourselves. In order to pay off the loan, I had to work overtime at the company every day until late at night. Yesterday I was working overtime with a female colleague, and my wife suddenly called and said that she thought I was in the gem. I scolded her twice, and she hung up the phone. Later, I helped my female colleague write code, work, and when I was about to get it right, my wife called again, and I answered and said, "Wait." Then I went outside to listen, and then the female colleague said behind me: "It's over soon, you get it first!" Then, the wife resolutely hung up the phone again!

8. After the sister-in-law got married, she moved to Tomson Yipin with her husband. On this day, there was a problem with the circuit in her house, so she called an electrician to repair it. Half an hour later, the electrician came, checked and said, "The maintenance fee is 3,000 yuan!" The sister-in-law gritted her teeth and nodded, so the electrician carefully opened the window, and the cat crawled outside the window to repair, 20 floors! The sister-in-law asked, "Master, are you afraid that the floor is so high?" The electrician said, "Of course I'm afraid, so it's more expensive to pay!" Then the sister-in-law said coldly: "Then you charge less money, otherwise I will close the window!" ”

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