I found that my sister-in-law secretly added my WeChat, and I reported to my daughter-in-law for the first time, and I said, "You see, this is not your sister's trumpet!" The daughter-in-law looked at it carefully and nodded. Then

I found that my sister-in-law secretly added my WeChat, and I reported to my daughter-in-law for the first time, and I said, "You see, this is not your sister's trumpet!" The daughter-in-law looked at it carefully and nodded. At this time, the message came over: "Brother, this is my trumpet, don't let my sister know, we will contact here later." Without waiting for me to speak, she said: "First transfer me 8,000 yuan, I will use it urgently, and I will return to you for benefits." The daughter-in-law saw the situation and directly grabbed my mobile phone and sent a voice: "Can you order a face, can you order a face, and you must pry my corner?" She quickly wrote back to you: "Brother, I misread you!" "Cut, I'm not at all wrong.

2. In the morning, the sister-in-law looks uncomfortable and sheds tears in the mirror. I asked her, "What's uncomfortable?" She said: "The hairstyle is too ugly, the face is significantly bigger." "I quickly took a taxi and took her to the nearest barbershop. After waiting anxiously outside for two hours, the barber pushed the door out, sighed, and said, "I'm sorry, we've tried our best." ”

3. When I was a child, my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek together, and at that time, I secretly said that even hiding under the window could not escape the clutches of my sisters. So I gritted my teeth and hid in the stove pit at home (at that time, the stove pit in the countryside was more powerful to climb into) My sister looked for a meeting, couldn't find it and ran out to play. It was winter, and I thought it was quite warm in the stove and I fell asleep in a daze!! When my dad took the firewood and lit it in the evening to prepare to cook, I climbed out with a big black face, which scared my dad into jumping back and rolling on the ground in a circle...

4. Last night I called a ride back to my hometown, and after getting on the bus, I asked the driver: Look at the system display, there are three people in your car, what about the others? The driver turned to the co-pilot Nunu: Here, I felt a chill, and asked: Where are you, I don't see. The driver smiled and whispered: Of course you can't see, just when my hair is about to stand up, he continues: No one has come yet.

5. Girlfriend: The old lady is a little irritable, do you want to listen to me? Boyfriend: You say, I'm listening. Girlfriend: I had a lot of fun on vacation, eight days of revelry, and my clothes were already full of the essence of sunshine and sweat. If the essence flows through, I am afraid that the clothes have been destroyed, and if you want to wear them again, you can only spend silver and buy them twice. The boyfriend said with a confused face: Can you speak a human word? Girlfriend: Either wash my clothes or buy me new clothes.

6. In order to let me study in a key middle school, my father spent 8 million yuan to buy a school district house near the school. After I successfully enrolled in school, I had a very good relationship with the female students in the class. They gave me the nickname Pretty Lady, and I didn't know what it meant at first. Once I watched TV, I learned about the legend of Wu Meiniang, they may think that I match her talent. Now that I have graduated from college, my high school classmates have organized a party, and everyone has mentioned this matter again. A female classmate smiled and said, "Do you know why you were called a beautiful woman back then?" A big boss, all day long and charming and running, hahaha..." I: "Hum! Hate, I ignore you, you are a beautiful woman, your whole family is a beautiful woman! ”

7. I want to go to my girlfriend's house and plug the door, and my girlfriend takes me to the wedding dress shop to pick out the wedding dress. A couple next to her is also trying, and the bride is looking at a wedding dress and bargaining with the boss. After saying a lot, the bride suddenly said: "Boss, can it be cheap?" Can't afford not to come to you next time to rent it! "The hand of the groom who was sitting on the side drinking tea was shaking...

8. After graduating from college, I was working in the field, and this evening my father suddenly sent me a V-letter: I have an old story I want to tell you, whether to listen or not. Hey...... Got gossip? So I hurried back: to listen. Dad: That can't be in vain, send me a red envelope and I'll tell you. I didn't even think about it at the time, I sent the past 100, and I received a reply from my father in the middle of the night: Through this matter, I want to tell you that people who are too simple are easily deceived!

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