Tell you a good project: rabies vaccine a boiling course costs 1000 yuan, and two years of bites do not need to be beaten again, two years is 730 days, if you go out every day to let the dog bite once,

Tell you a good project: rabies vaccine a boiling course needs 1,000 yuan, and two years of bite does not need to be beaten again, two years is 730 days, if you go out every day to let the dog bite once, you can bite 730 times, each time the dog owner gives 1,000 yuan, two years down in addition to the cost can earn 700,000 yuan. It is another way to make a living, there is no way you want to or not, only whether you can do it! Don't say it, look for a dog! Remember: don't look for Tibetan mastiffs!

2, call the daughter-in-law, she is very noisy, I asked her where is so noisy, the daughter-in-law lit up the big voice, said: Husband, I can understand things, this big summer, stay at home to blow air conditioning more expensive electricity, so I went out to rub the air conditioning! Let's have a way of running a family! I was a little distressed, busy saying that the daughter-in-law was hard, the daughter-in-law lowered her voice and said: Not hard, not hard, that is, playing mahjong lost two thousand, you will remember to transfer money to me!

3, the company has a female colleague, always love to find me trouble, once I was annoyed, quarreled with her, the result was that she did not argue with me, gray slippery away, after ten minutes, and then ran over, I thought I was going to apologize to me, the result of two words did not say, directly a shoulder fall, I fell to the ground and beat up.

4, go shopping with your husband, meet a big mother on the road, and your husband greets her warmly. Afterwards I asked who it was, my husband, "Our canteen aunt!" I teased: "Seeing how warm you are to say hello, I thought you were financial!" "You're realistic, aren't you?" Can the canteen aunt give you more food, and can the financial beauty sister send you more money? ”

5, and friends to eat beef powder, brought two bowls, I have a little more bowl, at that time I wanted to joke with the boss. Hey, boss, you have the same price as beef powder, how can one more and one less, do you think she will explain how much and how much scooping is definitely more? You're wrong. At this time, the boss came to say: I'm sorry, I scooped up more of your bowl, or I picked some out. My friend and I were instantly petrified

6, the foot sweat itself is actually no smell, only because the foot secretes more sweat, the shoe will form a higher temperature and humidity environment, very conducive to the breeding of bacteria and fungi, so there will be foot odor.

7, teach everyone a good way to make money. Rabies vaccine a course of treatment is 1,000 yuan, and two years do not need to be beaten again, two years is 730 days, if you go out every day to let the dog bite once, you can bite 730 times, each time let the dog owner give 1,000 yuan, two years down can earn more than 700,000.

8, my husband has always wanted to open a restaurant, helpless I do not agree, last night in order to please me specially made a big meal, when eating said to me: wife you try to see, I made very delicious, you can open a shop, right? I gave him a blank look

9, the elder sister suddenly asked me: "Brother, you are not young, I have a girlfriend, people are very gentle, never talked about love, long and beautiful, or I will introduce you to it?" Me: "Sister, didn't you say before that I couldn't beat your girlfriend's crooked idea?" Elder sister: "This slut, I owe me money not to change, I let her marry a lazy and hungry man who has more problems, it is better to live than to die" I...

10, a certain salary, look at their own, and then look at the colleague's: "I did not arrive late last month and leave early?" Why is the salary less than others? Colleague: "Because other people's salaries are more than you, it seems that your salary is less than others." "I...

1 girlfriend's house for dinner, very nervous. During the meal, I carefully said to my girlfriend and her mother, "Auntie, in fact, I am pooling money to buy a house." The aunt was immediately unhappy: "What room is not a room, do you think our family is so snobbish?" Don't marry without a house? I was very moved, just about to speak aunt again to me: "Of course, young man, don't worry too much, you have a house and we will not marry"

12, accompany the mother to the mall, saw a big bear doll in the flyer, I like it, ran over to pull and take pictures. My mother watched me take pictures endlessly, and impatiently urged me: "If you like it, you can marry him, you can shoot at home every day!" "Before I could say anything when I stomped my feet, the bear turned and ran...

13, accompanied by the girlfriend to do a hair, after the end of the incident to go shopping, a pair of small couple who do not know the height of the sky, glanced at me, and said softly: a flower planted cow dung on, haha. I was stunned, did not think it, the girlfriend heard, but very happy: "Hear no, hear no, hum! "Back home, my girlfriend went to the bathroom, came out angry, it turned out that there was really a flower on her newly bought hairpin, but it was wonderful!

14. Cold knowledge of human organs. I don't know if everyone has not noticed, generally speaking, the length of the human heel forearm is the same, and the thumb and nose are as long, and the length of the lips and index finger is equal, so that is to say, the organs of the human body are completely ingenious anastomosis, and this cold knowledge is still very closely related to our lives.