"Good feelings are understanding and understanding, and it hurts you even more." "The best love is to love deeply without disturbing, and many of the people who are trapped in the last relationship and can't get out are mostly: I still have you." 」

"Good feelings are understanding and understanding, and it hurts you even more." "The best love is to love deeply without disturbing, and many people who are stuck in the last relationship and can't get out are mostly: I still love you but I can't do anything about myself." 」

2, there is less than a month to take the English level 4, in order to improve English listening, last week and my roommate said: "Let's communicate in English in the future." The roommate said upside down, "I have this intention, just like this to learn from each other." "Since then we have basically stopped talking...

3, the same table: what happened to your face? Boy: It was all the teacher who caused it. At the same table, you didn't say that you gave the teacher a hundred yuan, a dollar to buy 1 point, why was he still beaten? Boy: Yeah. Table Mate: The teacher didn't agree? Boy: No, the teacher agreed. Table Mate: How did the teacher do it? Boy: I scored fifty points, and the teacher gave me a 150, can I get one hundred and fifteen out of a hundred papers?

4. When you think of Italy, what do you think of? Stylish Milan? Passionate football? Or something else? In fact, Italy is a country far more magical than we thought! To bring good luck, Italians wear clean coloured underwear on Christmas Eve, and yes, colourful underwear. And. Because it is to pray for the next year's lucky underwear, it must be very clean to be effective! So, either find a Virgo to wash your underwear or, go buy a new one!

5. After eating last night, I went for a walk in the park with Erkui. Cluck... I saw several uncles throwing whips in the park, crackling. Erkui walked over to try it, but Uncle didn't let him dump it: this thing is dangerous and easy to hit himself. Erkui angrily pulled me away, picked up a rope halfway through, held it in his hand and said: If you hit yourself, will the head be useless? Just finished talking, snapped, hit me in the face...

6, a high school classmate called me on vacation, said to do a classmate party, want me to participate, the phone chat will be, she said that now most of the students are mixed very well, some of them have opened their own companies, some are doing business, some are civil servants... I heard her say that she refused to participate in the class reunion, everyone mixed so well, only me, married after graduating from college, no job, dependent on the in-laws to support, and the husband lived alone in a 1200 square meter villa, a bunch of servants waiting, feel really useless!

7, there is a person in front of the bank to sell boiled corn, the business is very good, the time is not long, he saved a sum of money. When an acquaintance heard the news, he approached him and wanted to borrow a sum of money from him to do business. The corn seller said to the borrower, "I'm very sorry, I signed a contract with this bank when I was setting up a stall here, and we don't compete, that is, the bank doesn't sell boiled corn, and I don't provide loan services." ”

8. The female singer in the Phoenix legend is called Yang Weilinghua, which means "clouds in the sky" in Mongolian. When she was 18 years old, Linghua sold a few sheep to buy tickets and came to Shenzhen and worked as an electrical salesman for two years. Zeng Yi's old bank is electrical maintenance, and the two hit it off to form a perfect combination.

9, in the morning to go to the park morning run, saw a pair of grandchildren, grandpa should be stroke discharged from the hospital exercise, granddaughter is so beautiful, granddaughter patiently help grandpa for rehabilitation exercise, grandpa expression pain, but the eyes are resolute, look at I can't help but set off waves in my heart, this is how loving, positive energy scene, but when I pass by the grandfather, grandpa vaguely repeated "My wife is still so young, I still have so much money to spend, I died is someone else's!!! "This...

10, about to the end of the year to issue a year-end bonus, the boss thinks about it and always feels that the weight is insufficient, some can't help but mix with him for another year of these brothers and sisters, in order to ensure that the follow-up to the festival also come to work, the boss resolutely walked into the four major lines to change the year-end bonus all into 1 yuan coin, the employees will even feel difficult to take home, this will no longer say that the year-end bonus is insufficient. Looking at the angry and indignant employees, the boss smiled.

1 Today my father suddenly came to my house, directly opened his mouth to scold, scolded the wife and wife scolded me, my wife and I were blindfolded. I thought to myself what's going on here? I haven't made a mistake lately. When my father stopped scolding, I carefully asked why. Father said: It's all right, I quarreled with your mother at home, I couldn't argue with her, I couldn't beat her, I could only come out to find your two brothers to get angry. Go, go to your brother's house and get out of the way.

12, just now I went to the buffet with a friend, he is very able to eat that kind of food is quite full, he suddenly came with a serious face: Well, it is time to lift the seal. Then slowly, carefully, loosened my pants belt and I really didn't squirt out the food!

13, soon at the end of the year, the boss saw that the performance of our department has been very good, and decided to invite us to dinner. Arrived at the restaurant, after ordering, the boss asked for two bottles of Wuliangye, I heard that it was very expensive! The colleague carefully opened the bottle cap, and I jokingly shouted: Oh, it's another bottle! As soon as the words fell, the waiter hurriedly opened another bottle of Wuliangye and sent it up, politely saying: Your next bottle. The boss's face was green at the time.

14, go to the hospital for a urine test, each person sent a small paper cup. Everyone knows that it only takes a little bit to pick up. However, that day I really saw a man with his head bowed and bowed. Carefully holding a full cup, he moved toward the nurse station. The nurse was stunned when she saw it: Oh I went, did you come to toast?