1, yesterday a beautiful female colleague in the office asked me to go to her house to repair the sewer, and I gladly agreed. When I got to her house, she went to make me tea. I bent down to check the sewers, and suddenly she got out of it

1, yesterday a beautiful female colleague in the office asked me to go to her house to repair the sewer, and I gladly agreed. When I got to her house, she went to make me tea. I bent down to check the sewers, and suddenly she hugged me from behind. My heart beat faster and I turned to look... I didn't expect it was her husky who held me...

2, at noon to go out to eat with colleagues in the next company, chat happily on the drink of a little wine, did not expect to return to the company just happened to meet the chairman. Chairman: "You boy, sneaked out for a drink at noon, right?" Me: "No, Chairman, don't believe you see me in the aisle?" Chairman: "Well, you're taking a big step towards meteors!" I thought to myself that this little wine was not a problem at all, and walked straight back and forth. Chairman: "Well, go to the finance office to pay the ticket, let you go to the W-shape can't go, and said that you didn't drink!" "Life is full of pitfalls.

3. Once in the bustling street, I saw several people flirting with my sister. I rushed straight up and dismissed them all. There are only two of us left, want to go up to greet it, the beauty directly: "Ask you a math question, answer it right and follow you, 3-8 =?" Me: "Where you say it is where it is." Beauty: "Okay, let's go." "Fortunately, it turned out that the neighbor had said this question.

4, today the wife came back with a bad face, I asked her what was wrong, she said that she was bullied by her girlfriend. In the morning, the girlfriend saw her wife and said that you are so dark that you still don't open an umbrella? Not afraid to tan more? The wife heard that it made sense, so she opened an umbrella in the afternoon. Just arrived at the company, the girlfriend saw her wife from afar. Then she said: I said what is the use of you now with an umbrella? It's so dark anyway!

5. When my husband and I got married, we bought a second-hand house and climbed the eighth floor. One day my husband did not bring the key to the door on the ground floor, he followed a girl into the door with the woman's walk, my husband followed closely behind, the higher the floor, the more times the girl looked back at my husband. The girl arrived home to see that my husband was still behind, (the girl on the 7th floor) the girl's hands were shaking when she opened the door.

6, Fa Xiao is the first time for a few of our buddies to fall in love, but several of us are married and he is still slowly! We were all curious about how he wasn't in a hurry at all, and asked him if he wouldn't say anything! We didn't understand it until the day of the wedding! He drank too much wine, ran to my table and cried, "It is still miscalculated, waiting for so long to wait for the last marriage, I was planning to earn a car by my share of money, I didn't expect this price to rise so badly, I still lost!" ”

7. In the morning, I take the bus to work. In the car, I heard a mother next to me educating her teenage son: Son, you must remember that learning this matter is three points of destiny, and seven points of hard work. It's not okay not to make an effort. The child listened, thought about it thoughtfully and said: What about the remaining 90 points? I was drinking water and I didn't control the spray!?

8. Two days ago, my wife divorced me, mainly because she thought I was poor! That day he stared directly at her and said to her: I am poor? You're blind! I changed the big G Land Rover one day, and I thought I was poor? Oh, you roll! Just in the office drinking tea, the boss said to me: Liu, will drive my car to the 4s shop for maintenance! Needless to say, I'm going to drive a Land Rover.

9. Walking today, I saw a machine on the side of the road to test IQ, and I was curious and wanted to try it. When I threw a coin in, the machine said it wasn't enough, I continued to cast the second one, and the machine still said it wasn't enough. I was not willing to throw a dozen in a row, the machine is still not enough, I kicked a kick, scolded what broken machine.

10. After working as a courier in SF for two months, he bought a bird electric car with his saved salary, and then gave the old one to his father-in-law. As a result, my father-in-law rode out to buy vegetables today, and the tram rutted off one, and my father-in-law fell into a half-body failure. During the hospitalization, his mother-in-law greeted him attentively every day. She personally fed her father-in-law food and often comforted him. A year passed, and my father-in-law couldn't stand it anymore and asked, "Why don't you give up on me?" Is it because you love me? "Fool, I'm your wife, do you need a reason to take care of you?" The mother-in-law said while rubbing the father-in-law's flying goddess to set a sign.

11. When I was studying at the University of Electronic Technology, I liked a beautiful teacher. Our relationship has always been particularly ambiguous, but I have not had the courage to confess. Now many years after graduation, she is married, and I cried at home for a day without going to her wedding. At night, I couldn't help it, and sent her a V letter: Tell the person next to you, please be kind to my youth. Then her husband came to my house and beat me up...

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