1, the sister-in-law and an American married, after the marriage of the sister-in-law did not go out for a month, we asked her how can this be? She said with difficulty that foreigners are really powerful, and they will not drink alcohol and insist on drinking.

1, the sister-in-law and an American married, after the marriage of the sister-in-law did not go out for a month, we asked her how can this be? She said with difficulty that foreigners were really strong and did not drink alcohol, so they picked me up and couldn't stop falling on my legs and lying down for a month.

2, get up late in the morning, worried about being late for work, called a Didi. The master sent me a message: I am hurrying to come over, please wait for me in a warm place. I thought to myself that such a sensational word could be a female driver? As a result, when I got on the car, I saw that it was a grandfather. Me: Big brother, I didn't expect you to have a delicate and cute heart like a woman. Master: In this windless and rainless weather, what do you mean when a big master returns to me, "In the wind and rain, I am waiting for you at the gate"?

3. Went to the supermarket this evening to buy something. Just out of the supermarket door, a young and beautiful girl stopped me and said: Sir, congratulations! You've won the lottery! You planted our company's 360,000 yuan grand prize, hahaha. I listened excitedly and interrupted her: I won the lottery, what are you happy about! While the girl continued to laugh, she said: Brother once deceived others, a little laugh, hahaha!

4, a long time has not been to fish, today after work to see this day is still early, home in the warehouse to find my long time did not use the "good friend", took the car and went to a reservoir to fish. Wild fish are indeed better than what you bought, and yesterday I fished for an afternoon and caught several small fry. Feeling faceless, I bought two fish at the wet market to go home, and my family ate happily and praised it, saying that wild fish is indeed better than what you bought!

5. Today, the parents of the little red sisters are not at home, so the timid sister and sister sleep in a window. Mosquitoes are infested at night. Sister said: Sister, you see, so many mosquitoes. Xiaohong said: Turn off the light, the mosquitoes can't see us, and then the sister really turned off the lights and suddenly a pair of fireflies flew in, the sister was very scared to get close to the sister, the sister was very nervous and said: What to do with the sister, we are miserable, you see the mosquitoes carrying lanterns to find us

6) My honest brother recently fell in love with a clothing model who had just come to their company. After unremitting pursuit, the girl was finally pursued. One day, when the two were eating, he was surprised to find that the girl actually had a big fish pond!! The brother asked the girl: Wife, how many exes have you ever had? Girl: Oh, no, no. Brother: Say well, say one and I'll give you 100. Girl: Oh, it's annoying, am I the kind of person who lacks two or three hundred thousand?

7, today the company overtime, relatively busy, more than 10 o'clock to return home, open the door of the moment, the daughter will be in my arms to cry, I quickly asked: what is wrong? She pointed to the P shares and said, "Look at your daughter-in-law, I have made all my P shares red." I said: Little child, don't beat her all the time, reason with her. The daughter-in-law said: Well, you reason with her, she poured all the Coke on your computer, and the computer is smoking. I...... Also kind of wanted to smoke...

8, dad sent a message: "Girl, the money transferred to you last time, transfer it to me, I am useful." I was stunned, because Dad was very slow to type, usually it was voice, so this was definitely not Dad, so I turned five blocks over, and then said, "That's it?" Me: "Dad, you forgot, you didn't give me money at all, you didn't have money to spend it, you told me, I gave it to you." At this time, there was a voice sent over there, clicked on it, and my mother's voice came from inside: "Girl, come home early from work today, have a big dinner with your father, I pay.

9, my wife went on a business trip, and my sister-in-law had to drag me shopping with me. Walking into a clothing store, the cabinet sister enthusiastically recommended and pulled me to try on clothes: this one is definitely for you! I couldn't try it: it was big! Cabinet sister: There is also a smaller one, try again. Turning around to get it, I had to try again: it was still big. Cabinet Sister: I think it is very suitable. Me: Don't you know when I dress myself? I say big is big. Cabinet Sister: Which big one do you say? Me: I usually wear about 30 pieces, and this torn dress is actually more than 5,000, and the price is big. Cabinet Sister: ...

10. The brother-in-law is the boss of the listed group, and as a result, he is with the young and beautiful female secretary, so he kicked his sister out of the house. I felt sorry for my sister, so I let her live in my house. After getting up in the morning, I went to the kitchen to cook noodles, but I accidentally made too much, and it was a pity to dump it. So I asked my sister to get up and eat it, saying it was made specifically for her. Looking at my sister's gobbling up, I felt that thriftiness was a virtue, and it felt like feeding a pig.

11, last night and friends out of the bar, found a 90 minutes of beautiful women on the side of the road while crying on the phone, suddenly the phone fell, they squatted down, buried their heads in the arms, crying a lot, so I stopped moving forward, with my back to her, looking up at the sky, the men and women passing by were looking sideways for me, thinking I was going to dump her, haha, there is a girlfriend feeling, it is so cool!

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