1 Every time you open the comment area about the national football team is half of the people are scolding, in fact, quite cold, the other half of the people do not have a keyboard 2 just saw a video of a black tour guide, remembering that year our unit

1 Every time you open the comment area about the national football team, half of the people are scolding, in fact, it is quite cold, the other half of the people do not have a keyboard

2 just saw a video of a black tour guide, remembering that when our unit went to a certain place to travel, full of two large cars, sixty or seventy people. Get to the place up for a guided tour. The first sentence is don't mess with me, I have a bad temper. I shouted in the back that it was all right, you just have to resist the beating and he continued: I am local. I shouted again: We have sixty or seventy people, you call people. The grandson was polite all the way behind him and did not dare to fart. Faults are all habitual

3 in the morning with the little daughter quarrel, she said I look for my husband blind, I said: Hundreds of millions of men across the country can not find 11 to play football, I can not find a good husband is normal. Little daughter: You can find it from these 11, and you will definitely not be abused by the family, and you can't even kick the ball, let alone kick you

4 Ask Jun how much sorrow can be, it is just a group of Chinese men playing football!

5 Little Kids laughed and said," "I thought of a good idea," and then suddenly poured the whole plate of fried rice over their heads, throwing the table into chaos.

6 Just after lunch in the store, the community staff came to check, saw me eating, and asked me: Why don't you wear a mask? I was stunned and said slowly that I was eating, and then he smiled and said, yes, you eat first

7 I've been a little tired from work lately, and my husband said, "It's weird, I don't want to move when I come back today!" The girl said, "It's not strange, you're just lazy!!!

8 before did not understand the old man like to eat pig head meat, looking tired and no appetite, after so many years, I found that I also like to eat, I wanted to sigh the appetite and the same as the old man, eating pig head meat, turned his head and asked his daughter-in-law: "Look at me like I don't look like your father..."

Before I finished speaking, my daughter-in-law's face scolded me in disbelief: "When you are full, you have nothing to find to smoke, right?"