Speechless confession
(i)
M: I want my son to call you Mom...
F: Well, Bai picked up a son, where is he?
Male, I mean I think you gave birth to that son...
F: So why is it your son?
(ii)
M: I've always liked you.
F: I've always liked me too.
(iii)
F: You know what? I like you a lot!
M: I'm in a bad mood today.
F: I'm not trying to put pressure on you.
M: I didn't sleep well last night.
F: So can you accept me as your girlfriend?
M: I failed that exam yesterday.
F: Don't worry about him, okay?
Male (crying): We are not suitable, I know you did well in yesterday's exam...
(iv)
F: Don't you pretend to be stupid, do you know that I have always liked you?
M: I don't know!
F: So now that you know, what do you think?
Man, I wonder why I didn't know all the time.
(5)
F: I need a boyfriend.
M: You can't do that. That's too casual.
F: I don't want to be alone anymore...
M: I'm afraid you'll be lied to. Your boyfriend is wrapped up in me, and I have a brother in my dorm room who is not bad.
F: I'm with him, won't you be upset?
M: I don't have anything to do with him, you can rest assured...