1, the girlfriend's home suddenly black power outage, take advantage of the black kiss her, the result of the mother-in-law whispered... Don't make a fuss... I was stunned, I was obviously kissing my girlfriend, and when I was leaving, I asked my girlfriend: I

1, the girlfriend's home suddenly black power outage, take advantage of the black kiss her, the result of the mother-in-law whispered... Don't make a fuss... I was stunned at once, I obviously kissed my girlfriend, and when I left, I asked my girlfriend: Did I kiss you just now? The girlfriend said: Yes, what's wrong? I hurriedly said: It's all right...

2, the neighbor of the door especially loves to play cards. He tattooed a tattoo on his chest, four A's of playing cards, and thought he was invincible in the world, and every day he opened his chest and hung out in the street. On this day, the neighbor saw a person in front of him on the road. He looked at it and thought this man was more cattle and tattooed a dice directly on his head! The neighbor went up to him and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother, do you like to play cards too?" The man turned back: Amitabha...

3. Ten years ago, she was a school bully and then worked overtime, and I was just a scum who was criticized by the teacher. I plucked up enough courage to confess to her, but the love letter appeared on the desk of the class teacher, I dropped out of school, and she graduated. Until last night, I was sitting in my office, surrounded by thousands of Marriott houses. And the former school bully, Ban Hua, obediently waited outside the door, looking at my face timidly, I didn't bother to look at her, waved her hand impatiently, and said: How many times have you said it, no parking permit can not enter the community, the community is not allowed to enter the community!

4, watch TV at home at night, a cigarette box is out of smoke to buy at the community convenience store. After choosing it, I just gave the money and wanted to buy an ice cream. The little Lori next to me looked straight at the ice cream in my hand. So I asked her: Do you want to eat? Little Lori nodded fiercely. I said: If you say something nice, I'll give it to you. Little Lori hesitated for three or four seconds, and said weakly: Husband.

5. The brother once went to his girlfriend's house, and it happened that her uncle was also at their house. At noon, her mother made a lot of food, and I opened it up. Just when I buried my head in dinner, her uncle said, the young man has a good appetite, eat more, like our brother in that era once went to his mother-in-law's house, he did not dare to eat more, otherwise people would not marry your daughter to you.

6, I am only in my early 20s, the doctor's examination results show that if you don't exercise, you will soon be three high, so you ride a balance bike to exercise every day. While exercising today, a boy kept looking at me, and then the child opened his mouth and said to the man next to him, "Daddy, I want that too." I heard the child's father say, "This thing is not fun, it's easy to fall." So, I performed a 360-degree trick spin for them on the spot, and then I threw my hair away and sped away.

7. The little nephew who was in the sixth grade actually had qq, so I added him. Today I suddenly found that my little nephew changed the QQ signature: every day I get up, in addition to the alarm clock, there are dreams and sunshine! I was suddenly overwhelmed and suddenly ashamed of my wasted time. Later I went to observe an English class in their class, until the teacher asked a question by name, and I looked at the two beautiful little beauty classmates next to him who fell into contemplation, one called Sun, the other called dream!?

8, my wife and I before getting married, also married one, have a son, and finally divorced. The brother-in-law humiliated me in the group, so I wrote the name of the brother-in-law as the previous wife. I said: Wife, my ex-wife called me, can I answer? The wife grabbed the mobile phone and said: You have been divorced for such a long time, the property and sons have been given to you, do you still want to do it again? Even if this divorce, I will not leave you a penny, he is still out of the house, you yourself look at the cost is not worth it! I was shocked when I heard it.

9. My sister dropped out of school to work in an electronics factory, and when she came home once, she actually told her mother that she was pregnant. The old mother was furious, and angrily let her sister lie down, holding up the burning stick just about to fall. The sister suddenly shouted: Wait!! Mom: What!! Dare to run into trouble, do not dare to admit punishment?? Sister: Wait until I take off my new clothes and fight again. I don't know why, my mother miraculously spared her!!

10. The husband sold the house in his father-in-law's hometown and used the money to open a small shop. Every Sunday, my son would come over to help collect the money. It went on for two years, until the last time I found out he had found out that he had found an extra 100 yuan for his classmate. Since then, my son hasn't come to the supermarket to help. I suddenly found that things are not so simple...?

11. Remember that ten years ago, when my wife married into my house, she brought a bottle of wine. She said: See this altar of wine? If we quarrel and make me angry in the future, I will pour out a small glass of wine to drink, and if the wine in it is drunk, it means that I have been disappointed in you and dead hearted, and we will come to the end. I quickly swore: No, I will not quarrel and make you angry! Ten years have passed, and I have rarely quarreled with my wife and With Meimei. Today, my wife beat me hard, because I secretly scooped the wine from the bottle, just so that my wife caught it!

12. After dinner today, my son and I led the dog downstairs for a walk. When I went out, my daughter-in-law arranged for me to buy a watermelon when I came back. After turning around and going home, when I arrived at the door, I realized that the melon had forgotten to buy. So I said to my son: Your mother will be angry for a while, you help me to bear a little, do you hear me? The son nodded vigorously. When I opened the door and entered the house, I saw my daughter-in-law come out with a watermelon knife, and my son cried "wow", wrapped her legs around her daughter-in-law and said: Mom, I am a father, you don't sand him. Then I looked at me with tears in my eyes and said: What to see, don't run fast.

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