1, I have known my boyfriend for five years, ready to get married, his parents bought a suite in full, written the name of the boyfriend. The money spent on the renovation of the house was borrowed by his parents from relatives, but his father

1, I have known my boyfriend for five years, ready to get married, his parents bought a suite in full, written the name of the boyfriend. The money spent on the renovation of the house was borrowed by his parents from relatives, but his parents showed that they could not afford to pay the money and let us find a way to repay it ourselves. My boyfriend has a stable job but his salary is not high, it is about 3,000, but it will get better and better in the future, and I earn about 10,000 a month. In the future, my boyfriend's salary will be paid off, and other expenses will be borne by me, I am a little depressed, is this fair to me?

2, the wife spends money without moderation, Alipay or swipe the card eye do not blink. Yesterday she was ready to start a diamond necklace, and I complained bitterly to my friends, who said that they would use cash and it would be painful to watch. Don't say it really works, my wife saw a bundle of money exchanged for a thin chain, and beat me up several times in pain

3, the wife wrestled on a bicycle, and the husband watched the wife slowly get up. My wife got angry and scolded me: "You're a dead ghost, don't come to help." The husband immediately said: "I came to help, others still think I hit it!" ”

4. When I married my wife, she didn't have a job, and later went to work as a repairman in order to reduce my burden. After such a long time to find that she had an occupational disease, I found that something was wrong, the TV refrigerator and air conditioner at home had traces of being dismantled, and what was even more excessive was that even the sofa had been transformed, so I was very strange to ask my wife for advice, and my wife said: "I am bored at home every day to dismantle it!" ”

5, today I came home from work and found that a new duck neck shop was opened downstairs, and there were still many people queuing up to buy. I heard a few neighbors say that the taste there is good, so I bought some after work, and as a result, there were 2 pounds left in the duck neck after that, which was simply all inclusive. At the checkout, the little sister who collected the money asked me: "Do you eat alone?" I said, "Yeah." She said out loud, "You're going to get fat." I said, "It's okay, fat and strong." She was a little upset, and when she packed it for me, she finally couldn't help but say: "The boss said that if it is closed, the duck neck has not been sold out, he will bring me back to eat." ”

6, eight o'clock high-speed rail, I slept until more than seven o'clock, jumped up to get dressed, wash my face, the toilet did not go out to rush ah! My mother grabbed me and stuffed a plastic bag in my hand, carrying it very heavy, and I couldn't take it! On the way, I was still thinking, so many things, how can I finish eating? All the way to the security checkpoint, in full view of everyone, I opened the bag, full of garbage!

7, the husband is drinking, after drinking for a while to see that there is not much wine in the bottle, he took the bottle and said to his son: "Son, you go to give your father some wine." The son looked at the bottle and said, "Daddy, isn't there still a little bit in the bottle?" The husband said: "These are not enough to drink, so if you go, just go." The son took the bottle and went out, and after a while the son came back, and the husband looked at it, got angry, and shouted: "I told you to go to the wine, what are you doing?" The son put the bottle full of stones in front of his husband and said, "Daddy, that's how crows drink water." "It broke my laugh

8, today's new year's fourth, the first time to go to the mother-in-law's house is very unpleasant, I don't want to go again, but I can't stand the boyfriend has been begging, had to go to the mother-in-law Attitude is better than the last time, made a few green vegetables, but also killed a rooster. At the beginning of the meal, the boyfriend asked the mother-in-law why she did not fry eggs. He usually loves to eat, and his mother-in-law will cook it for him at every meal. At this time, the mother-in-law said: Where did the rooster come from? If roosters can lay eggs, then can't men have children? It turned out that the mother-in-law still wanted to hold her grandson, thinking that I was a man...

9, today to buy hamsters, ask the boss how much hamster, the boss said 15, I asked the cage that, the boss said 30, my little temper will come up, ask the boss why the hamster cage is more expensive than the hamster. The boss has not spoken, jiyou came to say, do you think you can buy a house after selling you!

10, join a new company, the boss gave me a box of high-end tea of great value, my heart is warm. One morning two months later, the boss met me and greeted me warmly: "Do I still have the box of tea leaves I sent you?" I just finished drinking, even I ordered, I drank this tea to get used to. "I could only shake my head, the box of tea had been drunk a few days before. In the afternoon, the personnel talked to me: the boss said that you stay in the office for too much time to drink tea, and our company is not suitable for you...

11, a very good female friend said that a male classmate in the class was chasing her during this time, the man's old slammed the door, so I said to my friend: "He is not this person I do not know, love money as fate, small belly chicken intestines, or refuse it." My friend is also a Duan friend, and he said to me very seriously: "I don't care if I love money, it doesn't matter if I have a small belly, the chicken will grow!" "Instant petrification...

12, driving with a sister, she said while driving: I want to find a boyfriend! I asked: How big are you looking for? Sisters: 20 or more! I said: more than 30 to consider no? Sister Slamming brakes: And 30 or more? Me: What's up, the streets are full of people over 30 years old! Sister: Cut ~~~ not in one channel!

13, the sister-in-law looks beautiful, is a bit domineering personality, at home to say one or two, brother obedient. At night, the little nephew is not good at writing homework, and the sister-in-law educates him: You see your father, he looks bad, he has no money, why did his mother marry him? I just think he has culture and ability. You study well, grow up, and marry a beautiful daughter-in-law like your mother in the future!

14, the pregnant wife suddenly asked one day, husband, is the baby in my belly a gift from heaven? I said yes! She asked again, what about me?。。。。。 At that time, I didn't know if it was a brain twitch or how to reply, you were the box of the gift... To this day, I still can't get into the house, and I am crying a lot