1. The sister-in-law used to work as a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, and the two lived a plain life?

1. The sister-in-law used to work as a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, the two lived a plain life?, but last week, the sister-in-law's husband was in a car accident and did not rescue him, and the sister-in-law was sad. At the funeral, I whispered to her: How much does the insurance pay?? The sister-in-law replied: At that time, I did not approve of it, and I did not let him buy it. I asked again: How much family property did he leave for you? The sister-in-law cried: Two hundred and thirty million. Two hundred million is: remembrance, memories.? Thirty million: Don't take good care of the children, don't take good care of the elderly, don't remarry.

2. My sister-in-law had a niece, who was born a few hours later than me, although she had different generations. My sister-in-law especially likes to compare me, work objects, etc.!! The New Year niece took the object home, and the sister-in-law came to my house specifically to praise the niece's object, which was much better, and the salary was high and the management level. Until the niece's object saw me and called out to me: Hello Director. My sister-in-law never spoke again!

3. I was playing a game at home and received a text message. Dear, please go downstairs after ten minutes to take the courier, thank you! I replied: Okay. After a while, it went down slowly, there was no one below, and then called the little brother, no one answered, three in a row, all of them were answered. After a while, the little brother called: I'm sorry, the dog downstairs of your house is too fierce, I have been chased three streets, I am afraid of dogs, if you are not in a hurry, you will be sending it tomorrow!

4. We are in a relationship with our boyfriend, and we have a good relationship. My boyfriend's mother sent me a message with his V-letter: Girl, if my son bullies you, tell me, I will clean him up! I was busy saying: No, no, he was very good to me! I bullied him! Boyfriend Mom: Then tell me how you bullied him! I happily told his mother how I had bullied him. Ten minutes later, the V letter did not move, I sent a message again, and refused to accept it!

5. I have a roommate who is particularly cute and has a good relationship with his boyfriend. One day in her junior year, she texted her boyfriend and said, "Husband, kiss me." As a result, one accidentally sent it to her father, who was already asleep at 11 o'clock at night. But the text message had already been sent, and the baby collapsed for more than two hours, and then sent another message to her father: "Dad, you are also young.

6. When I was in college, one of our dorm roommates was a Shanghainese who liked to eat sweets. But you can't eat spicy, and you can't see me eat spicy strips. Under the temptation of spicy noodles, she still secretly opened a package to taste. Then he was so hot that he cried and gasped while eating, and finally alarmed the professional class teacher. The teacher asked the roommate: Why are you crying? Then the roommate said: It's okay, it's just that you were touched by your class today. The teacher looked back at the circuit diagram full of blackboards with a confused expression.

7. Some time ago, our department manager was poached by another company, and there was no leader. In order to give us a reassuring pill, the president said that he would choose someone to take over internally, but he did not expect that I was also considering it! This morning, the president called me to his office, and when I came out, my colleagues thought I was going to be promoted, congratulations to me, and a few of them also clamored for me to entertain! I have tears that can't flow, can I tell them that the president is trying to dissuade me?

8. The sister-in-law has lived in my house for more than a month, and today the wife said to the sister-in-law: Sister, I found that you have come to this month a lot lighter. The sister-in-law said: This is not the credit of the brother-in-law.? The wife immediately became serious, and then asked: What happened to your brother-in-law? I was not convinced, and said: You see your sister, eating with me is very delicious, and the weight has increased a lot. The sister-in-law skimmed her lips and said: That's because flowers inserted into cow dung can absorb the nutrients in cow dung, and my flowers will only be smoked by cow dung!

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