1. At the class reunion, the female classmates asked me angrily: "You had a crush on me, why didn't you chase me?" I also exhaled and said, "I wrote you a love letter, why don't you respond?" The female classmate breathlessly said, "My husband gave it to me, not you!" I exhaled even more, "I've written it and asked him to give it to you." The female classmate exhaled more and more: "Why don't you give it yourself!" I exhaled and said, "Your husband said, he helped me give." The female classmate breathlessly said, "Why don't you write your name!" I gasped in response: "Written! Next to her, her husband, my classmate exhaled and said, "I changed it with the alteration liquid!" "My female classmates and I gasped and wrestled with him. Then, the class reunion dispersed. Who, you say, is the most angry?
2. After three years in the field, he was still penniless, so he had to rent a Porsche 911 for 800 yuan to go home. My parents were very anxious about my life's events, so they arranged for me to go on a blind date. I arrived at the place early and saw a girl I had met at a party coming toward me. I was a little surprised, and my sister said in surprise, "It's actually you!" I smiled and replied, "Oh, fate!" "We were having a good conversation, and the buddies at the next table were not calm. He looked at his phone and shouted at his sister, "Beauty! Are you two blind dates, or are we two blind dates! ”?
3. The girlfriend is an employee of Red Bull, she has a long-term affection for a male colleague, afraid of embarrassment, so she has not confessed. On Valentine's Day, the male colleague suddenly found his girlfriend, and the child said shyly: "Me, can we go to a place where there are few people?" It's not very convenient here. The girlfriend was very happy in her heart and said, "You say, why are you looking for me?" Don't say I'm leaving. The colleague said very twistedly: "Well, give me a minute, I will show courage." The girlfriend bowed her head shyly and said expectantly, "Okay." The colleague finally made up his mind and said with affection: "Can you lend me some money?" Girlfriend: "Roll..."
4. The cousin carried his cousin on his back and borrowed 5,000 yuan from his ex-girlfriend for surgery. The cousin was very angry when she found out, and she packed up her things and ran away from home. As soon as I arrived at the door with the suitcase, I saw my cousin blocking there. The cousin was overjoyed in her heart, but said with a straight face: "Go aside, I won't go with you!" The cousin shook his head with his mouth, and the cousin was happy in her heart, but still said coldly: "You have no right to interfere with my freedom, what are you doing to stop me from making me angry like this?" My cousin shouted with courage, "You go, but you have to leave me the keyboard in your bag!" ”
5. The elderly drunken female supervisor among the single female colleagues in the company fell in love with the new small fresh meat at first sight and often cared for him. At dinner last night, the female supervisor pretended to be drunk and asked Xiao Xian to take her home, and he gladly agreed. After sending the female supervisor home, he put the female manager on the sofa and washed her face with hot water, which was very clean and careful. The female supervisor was too shy to move, so she pretended to be asleep. Then, the little fresh meat actually closed the door and left, never coming back... What's going on here?
6. It's been three years since I graduated from college, and my classmates miss each other a lot, and the class leader is shouting in the group for dinner. The classmates present all brought their own girlfriends, and I was the only one who was a poor single dog. So they said in a strange way: Oh, it's still single! I pretended to be tough: No, my girlfriend is busy at work. After saying that, I showed them the photo with the girl on my mobile phone. They said, "This girl is so pretty, but you two really have a husband and wife." I thought to myself: Can it not be? That's my sister, who lied to you!
7. In the last class that afternoon, the class teacher said to give a short class meeting. The class teacher stood on the podium and said: "In fact, learning is like falling in love, you like a homework, you know and chase someone, learn to stick to it." I interrupted him and said, "Then you can chase eight at the same time." The class teacher yelled directly, "You go out!" "I instantly understood why I was a scum, it turned out that I was a single-minded person, and then looked at the school bully with contempt!
8. My sister is the school flower of the medical university, and my brother-in-law gave her a Porsche in order to chase her sister. That time my brother-in-law came to my house to propose to me, and my father said to him in a serious voice: My daughter is grumpy, and it is too late for you to regret it now! The brother-in-law said confidently: I love her, and I have no remorse! My dad immediately poured him a full glass of wine: Well, I'll give this brave man a great deed! The brother-in-law was just a little strange at the time, until now he was crying and pouring bitter water with my father. Dad: Marriage is the graveyard of love, you are now buried in peace!?
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