1. The boss lady is at home with the lover for a private meeting, but the boss is returning, and she hides the lover in the closet. The boss asked what she was doing? She said she was sleeping, and then the boss began to do the right thing with his wife, and the little white face couldn't help but smile. Where is the voice that the boss asked? Isn't it a thief! The boss pulled the lover out of the closet, the wife slapped a few mouths fiercely, did you steal something? Steal a sneaky laugh. They let the thief out of the house after educating them, and advised the boys to quickly change into special locks to prevent lock unlocking experts and guard against the unlocking skills of "thieves"
2. The man comes to the restaurant, takes the menu and says to the waiter: I want two omelettes, and one tender yolk will flow out. The old one is like an eraser, the fried meat is fried and then it will be cooled, and the bread will be baked black and charred! It is best to break the knife as soon as it is touched, the more fishy the milk, the better, to be half cold and half hot. The waiter was confused and said: Sir, this thing is very troublesome to do. Man: Wouldn't you? I ate here yesterday morning too.?
3. I am still in love with my girlfriend, and I can't finish talking about love every day. Before going to bed at night, I looked at my girlfriend affectionately and said, "I only have you in my eyes." My girlfriend grabbed my ear, and I screamed in pain and asked her, "Did I say something wrong?" She roared: "Yesterday you said that you only have me in your heart, and today you have only me in your eyes. ”
4. Quarrel with your mother at noon, lock yourself in your room, and gamble not to eat. When I was so hungry in the afternoon that I couldn't stand it, I went to the kitchen to find something to eat. As soon as I walked to the kitchen, I found a large bowl on the table, and there was a note on the side of the bowl, which read: "Don't be angry, mom has left you delicious food." "I was very touched and opened the bowl with a grateful heart. As a result, there was only a note in the bowl that read: "Surprised or not, surprised or not?" Dare to play hunger strikes and go hungry! "Me: ... ?
5. Today and the daughter-in-law went to the mother-in-law to eat, after eating do not want to wash the dishes, the mother-in-law suggested: let's play hide-and-seek, let my daughter-in-law to catch, catch who washes the dishes. My daughter-in-law listened to it fairly, so she didn't have to wash the dishes, and her heart was beautiful. But the result was so surprising that I couldn't find us, so I called my mother-in-law: I lost, where are you hiding, hurry up. The mother-in-law said: If you lose, you will wash the dishes quickly, we are visiting the mall, you will wash the dishes at home, go back to us to check. Just listen to the phone beep and hang up.
6. After graduating from high school, the brother became a door-to-door son-in-law, and the father-in-law was a loan company, especially rich. The other day buddy bought a high-end mountain bike and spent more than 4,000,000 yuan. He rode out to try out the car's performance, only to collide with a retrograde BMW 7 Series on the road. BMW 7 Series owners: Riding a broken bicycle, you ride a bicycle without looking at the road? You can't afford to lose it! Buddy said lightly: My tire was bent by you, 1 million do you want to pay Forpal V letter or swipe card? The OWNER of the BMW immediately checked the car on the Internet, and later apologized vigorously.
7. There is a widow living opposite the door. It's pretty, mature and charming. One day, I was at home when I suddenly smelled a foul smell. I followed the stink. The widow was found eating snail powder at home. I said to her angrily, you eat such a smelly thing, you should close the door. You stink me up. She said disapprovingly, you can also eat smelly things to stun me.
8. I am a high-achieving student who graduated from new Oriental Chef Academy, and I have been busy with work for several years so I have not gotten married. Today I went on a blind date, and after meeting, I found that the woman was very beautiful and chatted. When she knew that I was a cook, she was very arrogant and said: "My ex-boyfriend is a white-collar worker, with a monthly salary of more than 10,000 yuan, if you can't reach it, you are not qualified to be my boyfriend!" "Erm... It really scared me to death....... I now have 4 direct stores, 28 franchise stores, you say I am not qualified?
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