Press Wu Cheng'en's coffin board and idle for a while... Selling tires old man to watch "Journey to the West", some Buddhas and Bodhisattvas are enlightened with knives, some plots are arranged in advance, and Sun Wukong turned out to be

Press Wu Cheng'en's coffin board and idle for a while...

Sell tires for the old man

Watching "Journey to the West", some Buddhas and Bodhisattvas have an epiphany with a knife, and some plots are arranged in advance, and Sun Wukong was originally a horse boy of the Tang monks. The Tang monks were the people of the Buddha, and Li Shimin and Guanyin Bodhisattva were the sponsors of the Tang monks in the Western Heavens Sutra Collection Activities.

And Tang Monk is fully qualified to say to Goku every night: Goku, go out and catch two female goblins to relieve the boredom of the teacher. Whether tang monks have ever done this, it is really difficult to say, maybe everywhere he goes, there is really a scene of "turning off the lights for five minutes" (school time, listen to the word said by the teacher). The Western Heaven Sutra Path is basically arranged: meet the monster, be caught, and rescue it. If every time you are caught, it is arranged for the sake of fun, and you will relieve your boredom from the apprentice. Which way is really: "everywhere you go, beauty goes to a place".

Poor monkeys, stupid pigs, bearded farmers, and desperately try to save the master.

Xi Tian took the scriptures back, the monkey went back to Huaguo Mountain for a vacation, this goods is more and more wrong the more you think about it, with the sixth sense, he feels that there is cattiness. Later, when I inquired, the goblins who passed by the master all the way were pregnant and gave birth, the boys were more women than the women, the eyebrows were clear, the girls were red-haired beggars, the clothes were leaky and transparent, and the eighteen waves of one step ...,

Can a fatherless child follow the goblin mother, can he learn well? At the same time, the Tang monks and disciples "took the scriptures from the western heavens" and also let many female goblins "suck the heavens to get the essence", leaving a disaster on the human world from then on...

On the contrary, watch "Journey to the West", look at the social chaos from the 1980s to the present, and look at the fake girls and talent shows in the showbiz and variety entertainment. Look at the abs of the men's football and the men's football coach, even the eight precepts of the pig have climbed into the bed of Gao Laozhuang all the way, they have broken into marriage, and they have also given birth to a nest of children, football and pig ball are still harmonious, coincidence, men's football This is inherited from the eight precepts. Goku really cried, and his heart was also his father's wow cool wow cool drops, can only scold his father's ##, because Goku has no mother, are poor people! Sun Wukong knew that he was played as a monkey, he knew that he also hooked up with a female goblin, honestly able to do a fart, multiple hearts and eyes are the real drops...

Press Wu Cheng'en's coffin board, how could his little goblin appear in the red and green world, he was anxious!

I really want to say to Goku: Next Douyin, play WeChat, maybe there will be female goblins and you have a relationship... If you don't want to be the president of the Football Association and teach the Chinese men's football team, let your teachers and nephews, the abs practice first...

In the future, the men's football team can not play in Asia, really Buddhas and Bodhisattvas can not help you, the fans said: Ah, roll, roll the egg roll...