1 Two friends in the business world talk together. One of them said: "Life has become difficult now. In the past, I was on business trips with a female secretary, and she played the role of a wife. Now, the taxes were so high that I had to travel with my wife on business, and she would be my female secretary. ”
2
Niece is watching a segment of sight. Frequently, Asian carp flooded the United States, where people electrified the lake, and in an instant, all the fish flew to death.
The niece exclaimed, "Didn't the native fish also electrocute?" ”
The sister-in-law said: "They informed the local fish in advance, the Asian carp is not good at learning to understand English and did not run away, you can't see English pitiful, don't you?" Life is gone! Don't look at it and practice these words quickly. ”
niece......
3
In the middle of the night, passing by the massage parlor, the hostess shouted at me: Boss, come in and sit down.
I said to her, "Do you want money?"
Then she angrily said, "Have you ever seen a free massage parlor in the world?" ”
Then I yelled at her, "Have you ever seen a boss who leaves work so late?" ”
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