Last year, there was a time when the price of pork rose too much, and my cousin and daughter-in-law had not bought pork for several days. One day, when my cousin was choosing dishes with his daughter-in-law, he saw that the short skirt he was wearing exposed his snow-white thighs

Last year, there was a time when the price of pork rose too much, and my cousin and daughter-in-law had not bought pork for several days.

One day, when my cousin was choosing dishes with his daughter-in-law, he saw that the short skirt he was wearing exposed his snow-white thighs.

He thought to himself: How nice it would be to have such a large piece of pork, and how many meals would be eaten! Then, unconsciously, he drooled.

Suddenly, the cousin's daughter-in-law slapped him hard and shouted: You see your own daughter-in-law drooling, if you see other women, you have to get it?

My 7-year-old son asked his cousin: Daddy, did you drool when you saw your mother's thigh meat like pork?

Although the cousin repeatedly explained that it was not what the son said, the daughter-in-law still asked him to kneel on the washboard, and the son knelt on the floor until late at night.