I hugged my girlfriend tightly and said, "Three months, you have put on various tests for me, can we..." She slowly released my hand and said calmly: "Today is the last."

I hugged my girlfriend tightly and said, "Three months, you have put on various tests for me, can we..." She slowly released my hand and said calmly: "Today is the final test, you wait, I will wash my face first...

2. In order to prove the harm of smoking to the students, the teacher deliberately put the nicotine extracted from the cigarette on the bug, and the bug died after a while. The teacher then asked, "You see, what does this experiment illustrate?" The students replied in unison: "Smoking does not grow bugs!" ”

3, Xiao Wang graduated seven years, finally took over a big project, built a thirty-meter chimney, the construction period of two months, the cost of 300,000 yuan, but to advance funds. Xiao Wang finally finished at the end of last year. When it came to the acceptance of the project, Xiao Wang was scolded to death and did not have the money to take it. It turned out that he had looked at the drawings the opposite, and the people were going to dig a well!

4. There was a classmate in the class at that time, only one year older than me, but, to be honest, it looked like he was about 40 years old. Once to see the exhibition, when I was about to get off the bus, the conductor checked the ticket, and this classmate took out the monthly pass to show the conductor, and the conductor said in an extremely exaggerated voice and tone: "Yo ~~~ How old are you?" Are you interested in using a student pass? ~"Another time, everyone in physical education class played football, and then went to the bath together, in the place of the student's monthly pass, when it came to this buddy, the aunt in charge of selling tickets looked at him and said, "Migrant workers 3 blocks",

5. A bureau chief went to see the old monk of Tiguang and said: Old monk, you Buddhists talk about doing good, which is good, but people who do evil will become beasts after death. We say that practice is the criterion for testing truth, and I do not believe in anyone who has not practiced it. The old monk asked: can't be eaten, do you believe it? The Director-General replied: I believe this! The old monk said: Then you have practiced?

6, one year for my birthday, my daughter-in-law bought a birthday cake, and before blowing out the candles, she asked me to make a wish, saying that it was very magical, because the next day I was going to go fishing, so I hoped that there would be big fish tomorrow. The next day it was indeed a magic test, just because my Mandarin was not standard, God heard the big fish into heavy rain...

7, why men don't like to open their hearts Psychologists have found that talking about their partners' problems can make men very uncomfortable. This is because when a woman enumerates the problems between two people, the first thing a man experiences is a strong sense of shame, a sense of frustration that is not up to the task of partnering. He will unconsciously rebel against the resulting pain and protect his self-esteem by "avoiding" and so on.

8, female colleagues let me act as her boyfriend, go home to meet my parents. In exchange she could invite me to lunch for half a month. I thought it was okay, anyway, I don't have a girlfriend, and I should accumulate experience when I meet my parents in advance. After arriving at her house, halfway through the meal, she was exposed by her experienced sister-in-law. The female colleague said to her sister-in-law angrily: You are single yourself, why can't you experience the pain of the younger generation being urged to marry? Her sister-in-law fought back: Although I am only five years older than you, but if you bring your boyfriend back, I will be more stressed in the future.

9, there is such a proverb in the hometown: the cow beats raw, the horse is cooked, and the mother-in-law fights more and more sticky meat... Yesterday, my wife and I had a fight, I feel, this fight, my wife is better to me, I can't help but sigh the strength of the ancient proverb! Sleeping at night, confused time, my wife poured a basin of cold water on me... These bear ladies still have to be beaten, and who bathes with cold water at night!

10. A distant relative has just entered the family group and exploded a photo. People in their fifties have skin that looks like a guy. Everyone praised him and asked how to maintain it. He talked about bird's nest fish glue from the four seasons of health, from healthy diet to mentality and mood, and finally asked everyone what questions? I asked him, "Did you use a beauty camera?" "Then the silence in the group was terrible...

When he was a child, he went to the melon field to steal cucumbers. They stole and ran away, and I was lying on the ground eating. Later, I was caught by the owner of the garden and asked me why I was eating cucumbers on the ground. I said cucumbers were still on the stalks, and you would think they were eaten by pigs.

12, poor hitper Xiao Xu went to overtime again today... A person who does not want to cook fried dumplings, chicken nuggets, red bean spring rolls, fat house happy breakfast and lunch. When I first ate it, my cheese strip arrived, praising this sf brother who called me downstairs at my house and then delivered me to the door did not directly put it in the big old station for me to get it myself. Eat in the afternoon.

13. The girl goes shopping with the favorite senior. In the store! Girls have a crush on a skirt! She deliberately said she forgot to bring money! Borrow money from seniors to pay the bill. Girls put on new dresses! Turned around! The skirt is flappy. She asked the senior, "Is it good?" The senior said, "Looks good." The girl said shyly, "My boyfriend bought it." The senior was stunned! Angrily, he said, "Obviously I bought it!" Don't you want to pay it back? ”

14, look at the watch, is not to look at the hour hand first, and then look at the minute hand, but the most running second hand you do not look at a glance. This phenomenon is very telling of an unfair thing: we do the work, but it is the group leader who is praised, and the final results become the manager's.