Last night, I urinated heavily in the middle of the night, and I couldn't bear to leave the warm bed. There was an empty bottle of iced tea at the head of the bed, and it was in that bottle. Good guy, took a full bottle. Because of this,

Last night, I urinated heavily in the middle of the night, and I couldn't bear to leave the warm bed.

There was an empty bottle of iced tea at the head of the bed, and it was in that bottle. Good guy, took a full bottle.

Because of this, I came back at noon today and scolded my sister for more than twenty minutes.

I thought to myself: As for, really, I didn't drip on the floor.

It was so easy to get out and sneak back into the room, and when I looked, there was only half a bottle of urine left

[Than heart] [Surprise] [Than heart]

Once, a certain star went to a certain combat unit to give a condolence performance, and because the star performed too well, everyone forgot to applaud.

After a while, the applause had not yet sounded, at this time, the person in charge of the performance was anxious and shouted: Why don't you clap your hands? Everyone was stunned.

The person in charge shouted again and clapped his hands! Only then did everyone react, raising their slaps and slapping at the commander of the troops sitting in the first row

There is a farmer in the village, loyal and honest, timid as a rat.

In the village, he was often bullied by others, even children.

One day, someone in the village was doing a wedding event, and he was drinking there.

Somehow, a child always spat on his clothes.

He finally went crazy: dare to mess with me again, I. I'll just write your name on my pants and fart you.

Walking down the street, suddenly a man rushed toward me.

Q: Hello, how many numbers is the 110 telephone?

Me: Are you stupid? How many numbers 110 are you not going to call 114 to ask?

With that, the man pulled out his cell phone and dialed 114.

A new female colleague has arrived at the company. The female colleague introduced herself, and I could tell that she was nervous!

Her legs were shaking as she spoke, and she said, "Hello, everyone!" I ~ my surname is Gou, naked Gou! Our whole company laughed on the spot!

Yesterday came back from a business trip, out of the station, there are many cars and people to come to solicit customers, where to go! Don't do the car, even said, don't go, don't go, it's hard to get rid of them, then there is a person, very persistent has been following me, keep asking, I am very annoyed, impatient to say; go to Chengyang, go not to go ah!

The man was very excited, and quickly said: Go, go, go, I will give you a cheaper.

But I'm not going!" I interfaced.

One year, there was a beautiful teacher in the class, and the person had a docile personality, so she became the object of bullying by everyone. On April Fool's Day, I hurried into the class and said to the beautiful teacher: There is a grandmother looking for you outside the teacher's school gate, and she looks very anxious.

The teacher looked panicked: Is he wearing black clothes and not very tall?

I nodded my head busily: Yes, yes.

The teacher's face was solemn, but I was proud of my acting skills.

The teacher said: That, you go to her first, let her wait a while, I will arrange the class to go.

I said, "Okay!

Then a man hid

Today, I was having a good time when I suddenly received a text message from my sister.

How much is the tire, hurry up, there is a little situation

I was surprised, my brain was racing: she was pregnant?

Looks like a girl who is very peaceful! How to ask me?

Did she know I had research on this? The tire is not in a hurry, right?

How can I hurry up? Just thinking, another text message came: Hurry up, my bike can't move

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