1. The sister-in-law used to work as a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, and the two lived a plain life?

1. The sister-in-law used to work as a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, the two lived a plain life?, but last week, the sister-in-law's husband was in a car accident and did not rescue him, and the sister-in-law was sad. At the funeral, I whispered to her: How much does the insurance pay?? The sister-in-law replied: At that time, I did not approve of it, and I did not let him buy it. I asked again: How much family property did he leave for you? The sister-in-law cried: Two hundred and thirty million. Two hundred million is: remembrance, memories.? Thirty million: Don't take good care of the children, don't take good care of the elderly, don't remarry.

2. Dad received a pension of 800,000 yuan after retiring from the state-owned enterprise and returned to the village to open a small supermarket. Today my parents went to Qingdao to travel, let me look at the store. No one came to buy anything, and I played games for a while when I was idle and bored. Then I listened to the song with headphones on, and after a while I was tired and lay down on the recliner and wanted to sleep for a while. At this time, a mother and son came, and the little boy asked: Is there anyone? I was sleepy, so I didn't open my eyes and said: I'm here, what do you want to buy? The little boy said to his mother: Mother, this person is a blind man, let's wait for the boss to come and buy it again!

3. In order to feel like a vacation, my wife and I both changed into bathing suits and took a bath in the newly purchased bathtub. When my sister-in-law saw it, she was clamoring to join us, and as a result, I couldn't stop wanting to fart! Only to hear a lot of bubbles appear on the surface of the gollum, the sister-in-law saw it and was stunned, looked at the forehead in disbelief and said: "Mom, brother-in-law, your bathtub is still automatically heated?" Hurry up and get out, the water is going to boil! ”?

4. My sister talked about a husband who is a small webmaster of JD Express. After getting married, they bought a house and used their savings. This is not a year ago, they borrowed 5,000 yuan from my father, and then on the New Year's Day, they wrapped a 6,000 yuan red envelope for my father, saying that it was filial piety to him for the New Year. My dad was very happy at first, and then he thought about it and was worried: in previous years, they were all wrapped in 2,000 red envelopes for me, this year I should have been happy, then he borrowed 5,000 yuan from me, I was embarrassed to ask for it, and I seemed to lose 1,000!?

5. My niece is now five years old, eccentric, and often praises herself for being beautiful. On this day she asked her father to help her do something. Her father: "Dad moved bricks on the construction site for a day, very tired, you praise me twice, you praise me twice, I have strength again." Niece: "Old Yang! Her father smiled and replied, "Hey! Niece: "Your lady is so beautiful!" ”

6. In the morning, when I bought a hand-grabbed cake, I asked curiously: "Boss, I see that you get up earlier than others every day, go later than others, so fight, how much money can you make in January?" The boss laughed: "In fact, I am part-time, only sell in the morning and at night, during the day at work, I will earn some money for the child's milk powder..." I was relieved: "Big brother, we men are really not easy!" Boss: "Hey, I blame myself for my sins, my daughter-in-law found a girlfriend during pregnancy, and now both women have given birth to twins for me..."

7. My brother told me that there was a new live-fire shooting range in the city, and it felt very novel, so I went to play a few rounds to try. The instructor carefully told me about safety matters and instructions for use, and I suddenly raised my gun and burst out. As a result, his record was unbearable, and he played very poorly. I said to the coach: This result is so humiliating, I want to shoot myself. The instructor skimmed his lips and said: That's great, but I'm afraid you'll have to bring 100 bullets to use it!"

8. After dinner and my wife shopping, I met my ex-girlfriend, who also had a man with her. I should have only known, I didn't hold hands, and when I saw me, I took the man's hand and struck me with all kinds of blows! I didn't speak, and my wife couldn't look at it anymore and said, "Husband, aren't we dead?" How do they see us? "The ex-girlfriend's boyfriend was scared to pee and run away! The ex-girlfriend was on her knees crying and begging me to let her go...?

9. I was secretly playing a game at work when my boss suddenly told me to go to the office. I came to the boss's office in a panic, boss: You have come to the company for a long time, and you should be more active in doing things in the future!! Don't wait for the leader to do everything. Me: Boss, in fact, I am quite positive about some things. Boss: Really?? It seems that I don't understand it comprehensively, for example?? Me: I was very active at lunch and after work!!

10. A buddy nearby has always had a crush on his college classmate. But the family conditions are very good, and the brothers feel that they are not worthy of others. At my instigation, he still went to confess: "Will you marry me?" The classmate said: "If you can earn enough of the 1 million dowry money my mother wants in three years, I am willing." "Dudes fight for this breath, just like the plot of the movie, one person does three jobs. Delivery of takeaways runs Didi. In the end, on the 7th day of saving money without eating or drinking, the buddies were sent to the hospital after being hungry and fainting.

11. Fa Xiao made more than 800,000 yuan in the pepper business, so he opened a Japanese food and recruited a girl from 2002 as a waiter. When I went to the store when it opened, I pointed at the girl and said, "Brother, see no, how diligent!" Then the two of them fell in love for a long time and got married. When I went to the store again, I saw that Fa Xiao was mopping the floor, and his wife sat on a chair and said, "Hurry up, the bowl has not been washed, grasp a little tight!" ”

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