1, the brother-in-law went out to buy cigarettes, and his Huawei P40pro mobile phone left at home. Suddenly there was a phone call coming, I looked at the display "10010", I didn't think much about it, just hung up!? Passed

1, the brother-in-law went out to buy cigarettes, and his Huawei P40pro mobile phone left at home. Suddenly there was a phone call coming, I looked at the display "10010", I didn't think much about it, just hung up!? After a while, a text message came, and the sender was exactly 10010: "Why don't you answer the phone?" My heart was very worried, and the jewel made God send a call back. On the other side of the phone came my niece's familiar voice: "Dad, why don't you answer my phone?" My living expenses are gone, you hurry up and call me!?" I instantly understood what 10010 meant. The eldest sister-in-law is beautiful. Divorced today. Move to my house. After dinner in the evening, the eldest sister-in-law wants to take a bath. My wife was afraid that I would peek at my sister-in-law taking a bath and told me to go out and hang out. I said indignantly, Am I that kind of person? Then I went out the door breathlessly. Just after arriving at the door of the community, a strange young woman pulled me aside. The young woman said that she had come here for a tour, and that her mobile phone and wallet had been stolen. Tell me to do well and lend her 50 bucks. She was hungry and wanted to have dinner. I was surprised and said, does it cost 50 yuan for dinner? I'll give you ten bucks, there's a bun shop over there, two bucks for a meat bun, and you can buy five. The young woman nodded and said, ten dollars is also OK.??

2. Dudes work on the construction site and receive 80,000 yuan a month. I immediately quit my job in an electronics factory and went to work on a construction site. Working at the construction site every day, the sun and rain are more mature. That day I went online and gave my ID card to the network administrator, and she stared at me for a long time. I thought spring was coming, but he called the manager and said something next to him. I listened carefully, network manager: Manager, this uncle uses his son's ID card to surf the Internet, can you open it for him? Manager: Open it, so old, it is not easy to access the Internet.

3. When my cousin played God of War, he met a girl who played Luocha very well. She often brought her cousin to spawn monsters, and over time they became lovers. That holiday, my cousin went to find her on the high-speed train. In the car, sitting opposite a big uncle, the cousin wearing headphones quietly listening to the song. The uncle suddenly took out a bag of coffee from his pocket, then tore it open and poured it into his mouth, chewing and chewing, and the aroma of coffee came instantly. My cousin was confused at the time, is it difficult to drink the wrong way to make coffee with water for so many years?

4. This afternoon, when I was working at the company, the female colleague next to me asked me: What season do you like? I said: Winter. Female colleague asked: Why? Shouldn't it be summer? What a beautiful girl to look at! I laughed and said: You are so naïve, the sauce of instant noodles in winter is frozen into one piece, you can take it out in its entirety, and it will not be wasted at all!

5. The old man is an employee of power resources, who was injured due to work injuries due to work reasons, and the boss lost him more than 1 million yuan. When I learned of this, I immediately used the money to buy a second-hand Maybach. Today I drove to pick up my son from school, and when I arrived at the door, the teacher said meaningfully: Your son has a bright future! Curious, I asked: What's wrong? The teacher replied: I asked him if he wanted to be the class leader, right? He actually asked me how much the annual salary of the shift leader was?

6, I like to eat onions very much, but always spicy to the eyes, I complained to my colleagues. Me: I have all the onions, just hot eyes, weird, do you have any good way? Colleague: Yes, it is very simple, you cut in the water, it is not spicy. A few days later, I said to my colleagues: Your method is really smart, that is, the trouble point, cut two knives, you have to surface for breath!

7. Before, a male colleague in the office often came to work in a disheveled outfit. The manager felt that the male colleague was detrimental to the company's image, so he said to the male colleague: Before going to work in the future, let your daughter-in-law nail all the missing buttons of your jacket! But since then, I haven't seen any male colleagues in the office coming to work. Once, when I met in the mall, I asked my male colleague: Why don't you come to work? The male colleague said sadly: After you talked to me that day, I have been trying to find a wife, but I just can't find it! So the buttons of the blouse have not been nailed yet, how dare I go to work?

8. When my sister was working in a foreign country, she owed a loan of 180,000 yuan. In order to help my sister pay back the money, I sold all my wife's luxury bags. When my wife found out, she cried angrily and directly threw me out of the house. I was wandering the street alone when I suddenly saw a blood donation truck. I went up and looked around, offering 200cc for an umbrella and 400cc for a kettle. I didn't want an umbrella and thought about the lack of a hot water bottle at home, so I gave 400cc. As a result, the kettle was gone and the nurse gave me two umbrellas...

9. Today, the sister-in-law has a showdown with me: brother-in-law! I've liked you for a long time! Do you dare to divorce my sister! Wander the world with me?! I took her hand, pointed to the wedding photos hanging on the bedroom and said, "Look at me and your sister Dorne love!" He pointed to the taekwondo diploma and said, "Look at how good your sister is!"

10, the first time the buddy to Guangdong, Guangdong friends invite guests to the restaurant, buddy has to order their own food, they said to the waiter: on the six of your best dishes. After 20 minutes, on the six pots of stewed soup, Guangdong friends extended their thumbs and said that the buddies really understand the feelings of our Cantonese people. My poor buddy drank for three hours before he drank all six pots of stew. The next day to the Guangdong friend's home to visit, Guangdong friends gave four pots of stewed soup and two bowls of rice, buddy looked at the soup straight dizzy, after returning who dared to invite him to drink soup, he and who is anxious!?

11. When I was in school at Tsinghua University, my roommate fell in love with a student. He invited this schoolgirl to ice cream every day, and I asked him why. My roommate said to me: Science shows that girls have a high probability of success in confessing during menstruation, and they are embarrassed to ask the girl's day, so they ask for ice cream every day, and when the girl does not eat it, it must be that she has not run! As a result, the schoolgirl was fattened, and the roommate wanted to run!

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