1, the sister-in-law used to work as a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, the two lived a plain life?, but last week, the aunt

1, the sister-in-law used to be a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, the two lived a plain life?, but last week, the sister-in-law's husband was not rescued in a car accident, and the sister-in-law was sad. At the funeral, I whispered to her: How much does the insurance pay?? The sister-in-law replied: At that time, I did not approve of it, and I did not let him buy it. I asked again: How much family property did he leave for you? The sister-in-law cried: Two hundred and thirty million. Two hundred million is: remembrance, memories.? Thirty million: don't take good care of the children, don't take good care of the elderly, don't remarry.

2. After dinner in the evening, the old man called me downstairs for a walk. My father-in-law whispered to me: "Son-in-law, I want to teach you the skill of hiding money from private houses." I was stunned: Then aren't you against your daughter? Father-in-law said: Man is not destroyed by heaven! Me: What does it have to do with people who don't do it for themselves? Father-in-law: Hey hey, after teaching you, I will borrow money from you later! I......

3. When I first started dating my wife, she told me that she had two birthdays. One April, one November, she explained: When I was on the hukou, the clerk wrote it wrong! In order to please her, I said: We will have both of your birthdays in the future. The wife listened and smiled happily! Later, after getting married, I once asked my mother-in-law to learn that everything was my wife's plan!

4, a driver big brother smart! Forget to bring a driver's license, it is not easy to meet the traffic police! Suddenly the driver's big brother is in a hurry! Without waiting for the traffic police to let him stop, he slowly drove to the traffic police, nodded his head and said, "I left first!" Go home for dinner in the evening! When the time comes, I'll be calling you!" The two traffic policemen were stunned and laughed! After watching the driver's big brother drive away! A traffic policeman asked another traffic policeman: "What kind of relative are you?" Another traffic cop said, "Isn't that your relative?"

5, whenever I am at home after school, my sister will never let me feel comfortable! Today I was pulled by my sister to the mall as a coolie, and there was a girl next to me who was shopping for clothes, and I wanted her V letter. Remembering the story on the Internet, I sent a message to my elder sister, and I thought that my elder sister would understand it. As a result, the elder sister walked up to the beautiful woman and fell down in front of her. The mouth shouted: "Marry my brother and we are still a family, otherwise you can't go today without 100,000 yuan!" ”

6, work pressure, in the afternoon I went out alone to relax, unconsciously has gone a long way. I wanted to go home but was tired, when I saw a shared bicycle on the side of the road and was ready to ride home! Suddenly a handsome guy held down the car, and I said: I came first, you know how to come first, right? The handsome guy did not say a word, looked down and pulled out the phone: Mom, I complain that you bought me a yellow color bicycle, I don't have to play this afternoon, just look at the car, several times almost been ridden away!

7. This weekend, I had dinner with a college classmate who may not have been in college for a long time, and after I sat down, I found that there were two big beauties at the next table! So my buddies and I suddenly came to the spirit, what Mercedes-Benz BMW Porsche, bone ticket chicken gold real estate chatted. The two beautiful women at the table also kept casting envious eyes. After a while, the restaurant owner came over: Brother, I really can't stand it, please don't blow it, the big money for opening a Porsche real estate will not just order a bowl of spicy and hot!

8, because of a little contradiction, my wife and I had a big fight. Arguing and arguing I suddenly felt that it was wrong to be a man and a woman in general, so I apologized. Then her brother put down the kitchen knife, her brother put the shovel down, and her sister's hand pulling my hair loose. The old man also threw away the bricks, and the family began to sit together again and talk and laugh.

9. When I went to work yesterday, I found that the front desk girl was crying with tears and rain, and I was very distressed, so I asked her what was going on. It turned out that the girl's boyfriend cheated and was caught by the girl. In the evening, I finished my overtime and prepared to go back, but I was stopped by the front desk girl. The girl said she was going to get revenge on her boyfriend, to put a green hat on him, and asked me if I would like to help. I couldn't help but be a little happy, secretly lamenting that the sister had a good eye, although it was not authentic, but the sister was still very enthusiastic to help, but I still pretended to be very reserved and asked: Why did you choose me? The sister said: He is like Duan Zhengchun, you are Duan Yanqing, the most suitable is not to live.

10 The salesman sent by the food company to open up the market in the Middle East came back with a frustrated face, and the salesman explained: "I was very confident when I made the poster, the people there did not know our food, and I thought I could easily occupy the market." But I didn't speak Arabic, so I introduced our food in three paintings. The first painting is of a man crawling on the desert, breathless; the second painting is of the man eating food; the third painting is of the man refreshed. Once I had the poster in place, I threw it around. Manager: "It should be very effective." Salesman: "Hey, I didn't expect the Arabs to read books from right to left!" ”

11. After arriving at the company, the manager asked me in surprise: "Are you working out?" Notice that your hips are upturned. I said, "Yes, practice pull-ups at home." Manager: "The effect is very obvious, how many days has this been practicing?" Me: "Just last night, I pulled the door frame upwards and pulled the door down, and my husband swollen my ass with a broom." ”

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