The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Author | Guan Shan Yue
A 32-year-old couple in a divorce
Chat history exposure
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Exactly what kind of bear child
Can you force a loving couple to divorce?
The reason is this
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
It is said that people who have been mothers,
Didn't stay up in the wee hours of the morning,
It is not enough to talk about life.
Who would have thought of becoming a mother,
I've not only seen 1 a.m., 2 a.m., 3 a.m
Night and morning at 4, 5, 6,
And all the time,
Guard against this little monster's sneak attack!
(High energy ahead, please take a deep breath to watch)
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
What the?
Didn't understand?
At first glance, I am a person who has never been a mother!!
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Saying goes
Raising children is the beginning of parental suffering
I believe now
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
I heard that it is good to wipe the skin of your face with oil
Then take a shower and try it
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
I didn't see you on this day.
Was the family stolen?
Or 2 biological little thieves!
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
I heard that my mother likes flowers and plants,
It's okay, Mom,
Your little darling has helped you contract the whole garden!
Am I very sweet?
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Mom thank you so much
Inspiration on the head,
Dare to do something to the home!
The mutilation and edges of this art,
It's the next generation of Van Gogh!
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
I have more than 10,000 beds!
The old mother stopped beating from the heart,
3 seconds left!
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Baby,
As long as you work tirelessly,
Sooner or later, our family will be surrounded by walls!
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Manly
How can you make your mom work hard?
Or I'll earn food for my mother!
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
They said,
Warm men should be cultivated from an early age,
Housework should be taken early.
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
And then
One key flush, you deserve it,
Mom
Listen to the wonderful sound of the water,
Like the sound of new clothes!
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Oh my dear mother,
What the hell are you doing!
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Givenchy, Lancôme, CPB, Lamei...
I said why my tears
Total Prada Prada dior
It turned out to be heart-wrenching!
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
You won't let me help wash the makeup,
Then I will help my dear old father,
It's always okay to brush your toothbrush
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
？？？
Are you going to make your dad brush his teeth with the water on the toilet?
Dad: I see it's time for you to get down the toilet
Brainwashed
Mom, do you see me cute?
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
I look at you,
Damn it......
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Not very harmful,
Extremely insulting.
This year the little children do it,
Even I am afraid,
If you accidentally roll yourself into a Smurf.
On the other side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea
There's a Smurf,
He's lively and smart,
He is mischievous and sensitive.
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
When my son was 3 years old,
One day I was cooking.
He said, mom gave me a bottle,
I ignored him and finished cooking,
Found him pouring my whole bottle of fairy water on me!
At that moment the heart ached to the point of convulsions.
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Yours is just fairy water,
Mine is a BMW!
This pen is all about the taste of money.
The bear child really thought he was Ma Liang, the divine pen,
A thousand words.
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Baby, though your face
Round as an ass face,
But you can't wipe "real ass cream" either.
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
People's children are one cup of milk a day,
Strong every day.
My child is a bed of milk a day,
"Wetting the bed" every day!
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
surprise!
How can a waterproof mattress produce milk automatically?
This is the twist of the mattress,
Or is it a parental nightmare?
Mom said to make dumplings at noon,
Then leave it to me to show off!
Look at my left hand an egg drawing a dragon,
Draw an egg in your right hand and draw a rainbow!
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
You talk
Good people you are not right,
Why do you have to learn horses?
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Too much evil, mom is going to beat me up?
Then I'm not happy!
Balala Magic,
Little Magic Fairy's whole body change:
As long as I sprinkle enough flour,
Mom can't see me!
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Where there is water, there is a playground,
As long as I am bold and not afraid to beat,
Balcony can be online bungee!
Surprised?
Surprised?
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
uh-huh?
Do you feel the fist hardened?
What evil eyes can a child have?
I was just careless
That's it.
I didn't mean it.
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Sorry, I was wrong
I shouldn't have given birth to you as a curse
Raising a child is like charging a mobile phone,
If the discharge is sufficient during the day,
Power can be cut off in time at night.
If the discharge is not sufficient during the day,
Just wait,
Bear children will not let go of every tired old parent!
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
I didn't look at it for a while
Just a mouth full of and pee farts
The child is quiet,
Bao Zhun is a demon.
It's too hard to be a parent now.
One by one, the goblins were taken from the Tang monks
Forced to become Sun Wukong wearing a tight hoop curse.
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
They all say, "Just wait until the kids grow up."
I believe it!
But why didn't anyone tell me?
Still homework waiting for me?
If I'm wrong,
Let heaven punish me,
Instead of being jobed
fold! grind!
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Just ask,
See these 3 volumes with a total score of not more than 100,
Are you on top of it?
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
beat? Or not to fight?
Let you rain words to write big,
Not to let the rain get heavier and heavier!
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Cold icy rain on my face
Shoot indiscriminately
Why not,
Eat first!
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Learn what not to do,
Dream your best!
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
People ask you to draw a "sketch of the ZhaoZhou Bridge",
It's not for you to draw a "sketch" picture.
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
I also slowly hit a ???
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Pens can be donated to others without use,
Thank you
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Is it A? B? C?
Or D?
Day by day the bells and whistles
55667788
Do you think my blood pressure is not high enough?
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
I'd rather you picked it up,
Can't believe your IQ either
It turned out that I inherited it.
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
The cloud wept, God knows,
The fish cried, and the water knew,
The pigs are crying, who knows?
When we were children, our compositions were all there
"Dear Daddy", "Mom in the Candlelight",
Who would have thought, 30 years later
We
It's all not human!
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Dad was still schadenfreude,
As a result, I see the next question,
Crying whine,
After all, no one can escape the torment of this fate.
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
It's sad to hear,
The seer weeps,
Dad's "coffin board" can't be suppressed!
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Dad: You wait!
You're done!
Want a stepmother, right?
First ask your mother about the 40-meter machete in her hand
……
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Source: @ Curl Heart Machine
There is no need to repay,
Pray I won't beat you up
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Not hurting Mom,
It's the scourge of Daddy,
The family has a second child,
Even my sister didn't let go,
It's maddening!
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
You are in
Out of nothing, darkness Chen Cang
Made up, imagined
Nonsense, hopeless
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
It's true
No old mother can live
Coming out of the homework book of elementary school students...
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
If marriage is the graveyard of love,
Well, tutoring homework is bouncing on the grave.
Ten thousand psychological cues a day,
They couldn't save the heart attack when they saw the bear child's test paper.
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
When I was born,
I thought I had won a first prize.
A genius with an IQ of 200, expect him to change the world.
In kindergarten,
It's not bad to find out that you can go to Oxford harvard or something like that.
In first grade,
He also has the illusion of going to Tsinghua Peking University.
In the third grade,
The target has been lowered to 985, 211.
When the child is in the 6th grade,
The old mother recognized the reality, and everything was me
Fool's paradise
Nuwa patches the heavens,
Fool move the mountain!
The widest thing in the world is the ocean,
Wider than the ocean is the sky,
Wider than the sky is the scope of the exam,
Wider than the scope of the test is the mind of the parents when they see the results of the baby.
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
In the blink of an eye, the winter vacation is here again,
The Divine Beasts are out of the cage again!
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Are parents ready?
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Not really
Dear relatives, do not want a bride price/dowry,
Complimentary caravans, arranged banquets,
The gift money is all for the child, and you can go anywhere in the New Year.
Unique requirements:
Can you pick it up now?
Tutor all your homework
Whose daughter-in-law/ aunt raises!
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The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
Author: Guan Shanyue, freelance writer, walking in the world, writing about the world, some pictures from the network @ he is just a child @ Internet joy guide @ primary school student homework bot, copyright belongs to the original author.
The 32-year-old couple got divorced, and the chat records were exposed: "I don't want children, he is too difficult to bring!" ”
