1, with a few friends in the dinner, four people ordered four dishes, a couple at the next table ordered five dishes. The man took out a high-grade cigarette but there was no fire, and ran over to borrow the fire. My buddy paid half of it

1, with a few friends in the dinner, four people ordered four dishes, a couple at the next table ordered five dishes. The man took out a high-grade cigarette but there was no fire, and ran over to borrow the fire. My buddies dug into their pockets for half a day, and finally pulled out a coin: "Go buy one!" "Rice squirted

2. After marrying her husband, I drove directly to the car to travel directly to the honeymoon. This day on the road, bored in the car to look at the scenery on the side of the road. At this time, I suddenly saw a truck pulling pigs, and the car was full of piglets. So I pulled my husband aside and said, "Look, you relative!" My husband gave me a blank look and said: If I don't marry you, can I be related to them??

3, and the students of the University of Medicine went out to play, he said: "Chinese medicine is indeed very magical, the last time I felt uncomfortable in the whole body, to a Chinese medicine massage shop, just came to a girl who has only learned Chinese medicine for less than a month, as soon as I pressed my feet, my whole body was tense, the feeling of displeasure in the whole body disappeared at once, and I also recovered my mental strength, and I did two hours of massage before going home to sleep." ”

4, and a group of female colleagues to eat in the canteen, my turn, I said regularly: handsome guys are so handsome and still do food, the future is unlimited! The handsome guy was broken, and he gave me a pile of meat, all piled up into a sharp point. Other female colleagues saw this scene, and joined the ranks of praise, what early birth of noble son, ancestral apparition, ass so big must have given birth to a boy, to introduce him to a girlfriend... If you don't see the boss coming, this handsome guy probably wants to bring us two or three large pots of vegetables!

5, and a group of female colleagues to go to the canteen coarse rice, my turn, I said regularly: handsome so handsome still do diet, the future is unlimited, handsome guys are broken, full of me a bunch of meat, all piled into a tip... Other female colleagues saw this... Have joined the ranks of praise, what early birth of your son, ancestral apparition, ass so big must give birth to a boy, to introduce him to a girlfriend... If you don't see the boss coming, this handsome guy probably wants to bring us two or three large pots of vegetables...

6, black wooden storage cabinet, the style of the annual ring, giving people a natural atmosphere in the forest. The suspended storage cabinet is very space-saving. The pull-type storage cabinet below has a dustproof effect at the same time, but also makes the tableware more neatly arranged.

7, I like a passage in "Put Down", time knows people, it is difficult to know the heart, do not go through a thing, do not understand a person, time is the best filter, years are the most real discriminator, the best release in this world, is to let go of yourself, do not go with the past, because it has passed, do not go with reality, because you still have to go down.

8, the other way to say that I had a busy day ago, the buddy invited me to dinner at the restaurant where his wife worked in order to thank me. We ate two kings and eight, and asked for a plate of peanut rice and two bottles of sorghum wine. At checkout, the store manager asked the good brothers' wives: "What did they eat?" The good brother's wife said, "The two kings ate a plate of peanut rice and drank two bottles of sorghum wine." "The store manager made a bill, and we were very weak when we heard it. I was about to apologize, looked at the bill, but I couldn't help it, and silently checked out and left. It turned out that the bill only counted the money for peanut rice and sorghum wine, and Wang Ba did not count!

9, the queen is jealous of Snow White's beauty, design poisoning the princess, legend has it that only the prince's kiss of true love can awaken her. The brave prince cut through the thorns all the way, and finally saw the princess in the glass coffin and kissed her affectionately. Suddenly, the prince spat out white foam, fell to the side, and died with the princess. It turns out that the resourceful queen tricked Snow White into eating the five-ren mooncake.

10. Remember: What made you decide to lose weight? A: It was very hot at noon that day, and I fainted from heat stroke. Reporter: Heat stroke decided to lose weight? A: No, when I was carried to the ambulance, I clearly remembered that they shouted

11, I remember when I was in elementary school, I went to my classmates to borrow review materials, her family was just eating dinner, and I loved to eat braised meat, so I swallowed my saliva without argument, and when my classmates handed me the information, I panicked and said: "I don't eat, I don't eat." ”

12, I remember when I was sixteen or seventeen years old, I drank too much to go home, just entered the door and saw my dad watching TV on the sofa in the living room, I said with a brain pump: Dad, you see that I have called you Dad for so many years, you also call me Dad, right? I remember that I was hanging up and didn't get beaten half to death by my dad.

13, remember one thing, think about it and get angry! One day my TV set broke again, found a home appliance repair master nearby, 80 yuan sold me a plan, to the kind of money to say, the plan is: call after-sales! You say you're not angry!

14, a passage from Gibran: If one day, you no longer look for love, just love; you no longer desire success, just do; you no longer pursue empty growth, just start to cultivate your own temperament, everything in your life, really begins.

15, A: "My wife asked me to give 5000 bags, I spent 500 to buy her a high imitation, and earned 4500 private money!" B: "My wife also asked me to give 5,000 bags, and I also spent 500 to buy her a high imitation, but I earned more than 4500." A: "How did you do it?" B: "I took the 4500 to buy myself an accident insurance, and then told my wife the truth about the bag." ”