1. The sister-in-law with excellent grades from childhood was finally admitted to Qingdao University with a high score of 762 points after the college entrance examination. Because our house is near the school, my sister-in-law is fine

1. The sister-in-law with excellent grades from childhood was finally admitted to Qingdao University with a high score of 762 points after the college entrance examination. Because our house is near the school, my sister-in-law will come to my house to play as long as she is fine. Eating, living and spending money to nothing, are all family, mainly because she is a very lazy person, never brushing dishes, sweeping the floor and not washing clothes. I have responded to this problem to my daughter-in-law, but my daughter-in-law said that I was stingy. Later, when I had nothing to do, I often bought snacks for my sister-in-law, took her to go shopping, bought her bags, invited her to dinner, and took her to watch movies. When my daughter-in-law asked, I said: This is your own sister, shouldn't it be nice to her? Who is his own sister, still not at ease? After I watched the movie with my sister-in-law three times, my daughter-in-law drove her sister away!

2. In the morning, I rear-ended a Rolls-Royce on the way to work with an Audi A6. A woman came down from the car, arguing about how much money I wanted to lose, and didn't want to leave without losing money. Finally, the traffic police were called to deal with it, and as soon as the traffic police arrived, I still knew. It's actually the red-eyed rookie who often looks for me to bring Pre! The traffic police obviously recognized me as well, and said doubtfully: "Why are you here?" I said lightly, "How many times have I told you, don't reveal my identity." When the beauty heard this, she was shocked, and she didn't let her lose money, so she left...

3. A hunter kills a wild boar on a mountain and is seen by a monk. The monk said, "If you kill a wild boar now, you will become a wild boar in the next life." What you kill, you have to become." The hunter was terrified, and soon he turned his gun on the monk. The monk exclaimed, 'What are you going to do?' The hunter said, "I'd rather be a monk than a wild boar."

4, girlfriend husband is handsome traffic police, this day girlfriend drove me to the mall, just met her husband on duty to check drunk driving, her husband saw that it was her, he looked at it twice,

Who knew that the girlfriend came directly to a sentence: what to see? Want to rob Se Ming said.

Her husband had a black line on his face and waved his hand to let her go quickly, but the glass door was not closed, and I clearly heard the driver of the car behind him shouting: What to see? Want to rob Se Ming said...

5. Once a distant elder introduced a girl and made an appointment to meet at a restaurant, and I took a colleague who played well as a companion. I didn't expect it to be my ex-girlfriend, at that time, for vanity, I lied that I already had a beautiful girlfriend, and today's blind date was this colleague next to me, and I didn't expect that they were actually wang ba staring at the green beans - look at the right eye, and really talked about love. Today I received an invitation from them saying that I am their big matchmaker, and I must be arranged to sit at the table when the time comes.

6, the female colleague shook my hand and said: "Brother, then we will say well, from now on, I am your girlfriend, you are my boyfriend!" "Oh, I'm just simply comforting her, how did she get into the play?" I weakly asked, "What would you do if, I said, I was just joking?" The female colleague said, "Then I will cry to you!" "Well, I was afraid of women crying, so I could only agree." Look, kindness is not good reward, boys must remember, don't be idle and have nothing to comfort female colleagues, especially the kind of loveless.

7, drinking at night, friends talked about their blood and tears history of hiding private money. Dude said: The money is hidden for fear of being found, so it is saved, and if the card is found, it is hidden in the chandelier in the living room. I think no one will be idle and have nothing to do to go to the chandelier to play. At night his wife returned, and as soon as the light was turned on, a small shadow appeared gorgeously. I can't help but sigh to myself: the young man is still too young, inexperienced, destroy the card, and then you can't do it again!

8, the day after tomorrow salary I can go to KFC, now nervous death, there is no expensive ah, two people will not be tens of thousands of it! How can you pretend to go often, is it not to go in and sit down directly and shout: two, old rules, thank you? Shouldn't you yell out loud when ordering: Come and get a colonel's chicken nugget? What kind of food to order to appear to have an identity? The menu wouldn't be in foreign language, right? I'm so nervous! Can you help me?

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