1, the wife went abroad, the family left me and my mother-in-law two people, my mother-in-law is 48 years old this year, the long charm still exists, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my father-in-law

1, the wife went abroad, the family left me and my mother-in-law two people, my mother-in-law is 48 years old this year, the long charm still exists, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my mother-in-law in a company as a financial director, the ability is very outstanding, the income is also very high, so there are many bachelors want to pursue my mother-in-law. But because my wife was not happy that her mother would find a stepfather for herself, she has always opposed her mother's remarriage. This time my wife went abroad, and many bachelors felt that there was an opportunity, and they all flocked to my house to propose to my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law was embarrassed to face such a scene, so she asked my son-in-law to come forward for her. In the end, I worked out of the shadows, selected the chairman of our company, and let him and my mother-in-law come together. Our chairman promised me that when he retired, the whole company would be taken care of by me. I'm so witty!

2. A rich man who is more than 10 years older than her sister is chasing her, carrying gifts to the house every day. When the sister saw it, she looked impatient and went directly back to her room and closed the door. His mother liked him a lot, and in order not to embarrass him, she asked him to come to the living room for tea. Then, my mother whispered to him: Or you chase my little daughter, she asks not to be as tall as her sister, easy to chase. The old man looked at me, who was only eight years old, and smiled awkwardly...

3. My mother-in-law bought me a BMW V Series on the condition that I wash her feet. When I washed her feet with water, I suddenly found that my mother-in-law had paronychia and immediately drove him to the hospital. The doctor looked at it for a moment and then said, "Pull off your nails." Then, she appointed a young intern boy to operate on the mother-in-law, do anesthesia, take scissors, knives and clips and start tossing the mother-in-law's nails. In the end, I got it for half a day, and still didn't pull it off. The young man actually angrily warned his mother-in-law: "You must not bark, or I will pass out." ”

4, the husband wants to go out at night to find a date with the girl in the bar, so he lied to his wife and said that he would go fishing with Lao Wang. Wife: He's in Yunnan now... Husband: Oh, I was wrong, it was Lao Zhang. Wife: He now celebrates his child's birthday at home... Husband: Haha, you see I said wrong again, in fact, Xiao Liu is looking for me. Wife: He's shopping with his daughter-in-law now... Husband: Wife, how do you know? Wife: I have allied with the wives of all your friends around you, go, there is a washboard I bought for you in the living room, you go and see if it works.

5. My brother and I are dragons and phoenixes, and I was born half an hour before him. He has been particularly introverted since he was a child, and he is still single at the age of 26. So my dad asked my brother to walk his dog in the park every day. In this way, you can reach a lot of girls, and maybe you can really bring a girlfriend home one day. One afternoon, unsurprisingly, the younger brother really came back with a girl. This girl has a very beautiful eyebrow, and my father is very satisfied to see it. My brother saw my dad and said: Dad, just now our dog bit people, I don't have any money with me, you take her to the hospital!

6, girlfriend told me that she sent a circle of friends two days ago, the content is: I really envy you all have husbands to raise, and I am different, I have other people's husbands to raise!! As a result, her mother saw it and commented: If you don't find someone to marry again, my husband won't raise you. So I also sent a circle of friends to see what my mother would say. As soon as the result was finished, my mother opened the door of my room with a broom.

7. When the boss sells the membership card during the haircut process, why should we find various excuses to refuse? You can directly tell the boss: "Cut it first, cut it to see the effect, and do the card when it looks good." After you say this, you ensure that their entire haircut process is extremely delicate and patient. Maybe you can even cut out the level of his Lanxiang hair department graduation examination!

8. When I was a child, I didn't know anything, and I always liked to ask my parents how they came to be. My parents always said that I was sent by charging the phone bill, and others were picked up by the garbage can, and I was convinced and proud of this. Today my parents went to eat lobster and didn't call me. So I sent a circle of friends: my parents went to eat lobster and didn't even call me, and it was hard for me to send it with a phone bill. Today, I saw a girl give me a comment: It is a miracle that your parents did not choose peanut oil but chose you!

9. I was playing a game at home and received a text message. Dear, please go downstairs after ten minutes to take the courier, thank you! I replied: Okay. After a while, it went down slowly, there was no one below, and then called the little brother, no one answered, three in a row, all of them were answered. After a while, the little brother called: I'm sorry, the dog downstairs of your house is too fierce, I was chased three streets, I am afraid of dogs, if you are not in a hurry, you will be sending it tomorrow!?

10. Two people on the street fight, my mother and I participated in the onlookers, and the result was that the man was beaten up by the woman. The man's face could not hang, and he shouted to the four sides: "What to see? I bet no one can beat my daughter-in-law within a ten-mile radius. My mother was not convinced, and said, "You let her try it with my girlfriend?" Don't need much, bet on a hamburger, my girlfriend will definitely win. ”

11. I am the owner of a construction company and recently contracted a project to build a subway. Today I went to inspect the work, and a little girl from Party A came to me and asked for our boss's mobile phone number. Me: Sorry, I'm looking for a phone, I'll talk later. The little girl got angry: You tell me what happened to your boss's phone? Don't tell or say that you are the boss? Heck, I'm wearing work clothes and hard hats, but I didn't lie to you!

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