1． Brother was newly married yesterday, but they actually slept all day, there was no movement at all, the next day did not come out to eat, the mother felt very strange, went to open the door of their room, the result of the two of them playing games in the room, it turned out that my brother said before getting married that he wanted to play a good day's game on the wedding day, so they played an all-night game in the room, no wonder there was no sound...
2. In the morning, my wife asked me to transfer 6,000 yuan to her, and I accidentally transferred it to my female boss. Before I could speak, she called me to the office, and when she entered the door, she smiled and said, "You, just pay me back with that wage.... I received the heart, but you take the money back. He threw me a card and said, "Take it yourself!" I was stunned: "Can't transfer money?" The landlady whispered, "It's easy to leave clues!" "I had to go down to withdraw the money, inserted the card and naturally entered my birthday, no problem, right, showed that the balance is still 1.8 million, I only took back the 6000 that belonged to me, went back to the office and returned the card to the landlady." The landlady was slightly shocked: "Are you sure you don't want to... I waved my hand and said, "Nothing works." "The landlady didn't speak and threw a card again, followed by 2, 3.... She smiled: "Loyalty is the price of betrayal is not enough, take it to check these bank cards!" "I turned around and walked, crying as I walked, knowing that my noble character had cost me millions.
3. Went to Sanya, Hainan with my wife for a honeymoon, and my wife asked me to take pictures of her. She took a look at her phone and angrily said, "Why do you shoot me in the face so big?" Me: "Didn't you say you were going to shoot a close-up?" Wife: "Then come to Zhang Yuan." After the shooting, the wife was even more angry, she said: "Let you shoot me and the beach, why do you shoot like I crouched on the beach and pulled SHI?" Me: "You're big and short, and I can't help it!" ”
4. Hadron recently broke up with him because of his unhappy job, and his girlfriend also broke up with him for this reason. The pressure was too great, so I came out to hang out after eating in the evening. As we walked, we arrived at the Honglou Square icon, so Hadron sat here for a while. At this time, I saw a boy wearing skates in front of a sister paper with all kinds of handsomeness and all kinds of tricks. As a result, it crashed gorgeously into a stone chair in the square. Then the hadron looked at him silently, and as a result, the goods came up and said to the hadron: What to see? Look at a bird? Then the hadron nodded silently.
5. My brother is five years old this year, especially squeamish and loves to cry, one day he suddenly asked me: "If one day the family has no money, will my parents sell you or sell me?" Without hesitation, I said, "Surely it sold you." I thought this little broken child would definitely cry, but I didn't expect him to grin: "I know you're not worth it..."
6. After the divorce, the husband was introduced to a 23-year-old girl. It didn't take long for the old man to marry his sister. Later, the old man accidentally had a car accident, and he clutched his sister's hand tightly when he was dying. Say with all your strength: You must remarry in the future, and I will definitely let others taste the strength of the losers. The girl said sadly: I will live well, rest assured, I have found it. The old man closed his eyes without regret.
7. Volunteering in a psychiatric hospital, I often encounter some strange things. While eating in the cafeteria today, I heard two psychotics chatting. The younger brother said: I have something to tell you. Another question: What's the matter? The younger brother whispered in particular: You must keep secrets, I am the son of a bodhisattva. The other said: Don't pull it, when did I give birth to your son?
8. Using my father's credit card to tip a female anchor for ten consecutive days, a total of 820,000 yuan was spent, and the female anchor was finally impressed by me and became my girlfriend. That time I took the female anchor home, and the family was only my grandmother in her 90s. The 90-year-old grandmother was particularly happy and couldn't help but ask this and that. Her ears are not very good, and she speaks loudly. As the woman flipped through the family photo album, grandma pulled me aside. Then she shouted at me: Rest assured, I have taken off your picture with the woman before!
9. On Monday, the local boss recruited employees for a meeting, and suddenly the boss's husky slowly entered the conference room. The local tycoon boss blasted the dog out, and after a while the dog came again, and the local tycoon boss did not rush. See what the dog wants to do, walk around and sniff, walk to a male colleague in the second row. The male colleague jumped to the side in fright, and the cargo stretched out its claws to plane in the table hole and turned out a chicken leg. Then I grabbed the chicken leg and walked slowly...
10. Accompany your wife to the market to buy fish, and when you come to the vendor, your wife will crouch in front of the fish bowl to pick and choose, when one of the fish in the fish basin jumps up, and when it falls, she splashes herself with water. The wife came to the sentence: The boss wants this one, and the sample looks at how I go back to clean you up... Scare me a clever one! #Funny Moment# #年度搞笑名场面 #
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