After the sister-in-law's husband was mateed, the sister-in-law was pregnant with a child, and at first the sister-in-law was very scared, and did not dare to say it to anyone in the family, and finally she could not bear the psychological pressure, and one day came to my house.

After the sister-in-law's husband was sterilized, the sister-in-law was pregnant with a child, at first the sister-in-law was very scared, did not dare to say to anyone in the family, finally she could not bear the psychological pressure, one day came to my house, when the wife went out to buy vegetables, she told me, she said to me: "Brother-in-law, I am pregnant, but not my husband'." "I was shocked! I couldn't be calm for a long time, watching my sister-in-law Pear Blossom start crying with rain, I had no choice but to comfort: "Does the father of the child know?" The sister-in-law cried even more sadly after listening to it, and said to me: "I don't know who the child in my belly is, can you help me hide from everyone first..." Looking at her crying very sadly, I patted her shoulder, and I didn't know how to comfort her, the sister-in-law collapsed instantly, and suddenly threw herself into my arms, just at this time my wife returned... I hurriedly pushed away the sister-in-law, the wife looked at me with very strange eyes, but did not say much, the sister-in-law explained: "Sister, I was bullied by my child and his father, don't misunderstand, the brother-in-law just comforted me" The wife finally chose to believe me. But in the end, the paper wrapped could not hold the fire, the matter was exposed in less than three days, and the sister-in-law's husband angrily drove the sister-in-law out of the house, and the sister-in-law who had nowhere to go could only return to her mother's house. Back at home, the old man called me and my wife, and asked the sister-in-law: "Who is the child?" The sister-in-law was silent, the old man was about to have a seizure, and when he was ready to beat the sister-in-law, I pulled it and persuaded me to have something to say, who knows, at this time, the sister-in-law suddenly roared: "Brother-in-law, you don't pretend to be sorry, this matter was originally only known to you!" I don't know what happened later, according to my wife, I was beaten by my husband and passed out on the spot...

2. After graduating from university, I entered a self-media company as a team leader, and the company stipulated that everyone must wear a suit, so I left work to buy it on the pedestrian street. I saw a brand of suit on the stall and bought 530, which I liked. When bargaining, I wanted to say 500, but I ended up saying 50. The boss thought about it and said: "50 is not OK, can't enter, can't add 5 more blocks?" ”

3. Fa Xiao told fu er dai to eat Haidilao, and fu er dai ran out of money, so he asked his father. His father handed him 10,000 yuan, and the rich second generation said disapprovingly: "Dad, 10,000 yuan is not enough to spend a day." His dad: "Not enough flowers, right?" It's okay, I have a way. He took a hundred yuan, painted a few flowers on it, and handed it to Fu Er Dai and said, "Is this enough to spend?" ”

4. The cousin-in-law had a car accident, and the other party lost more than 5 million yuan to the cousin and became a wife. A few days ago recruited a new nanny, cousin said: recently there have been a lot of fires and thieves, you have to be more vigilant at night!! Today the valuables in the house were stolen, and the cousin asked: Didn't you lock the door at night? The babysitter shook her head: No, but it was locked last night. "Cousin: Why not lock tonight? Maid: Because tonight it's the turn to prevent the fire.

5. I am a person who can't rub sand in my eyes, and I hate people who cut in line the most. When I was queuing up to buy a family bucket today, a sister said to me: Handsome man, can you let me cut in line? I asked in an angry voice, "What are you talking about?" Tell me again! The girl was suddenly confused and said: Can you let me? I immediately interrupted the sister's words: the previous sentence. The girl scratched her head and said, "Handsome man!" I immediately let go of my right hand and shouted: Please!

6. On a rainy day, the Chinese teacher is giving a lesson to a class of students. The teacher asked them to write an essay about a recent football match. A classmate wrote a few words and put down his pen. The teacher asked him, "Why didn't you write it?" The classmate said, "I'm done." The teacher picked up his notebook and saw that it said, "Heavy rain, no race." ”

7. The reporter interviewed the secret of ensuring high life expectancy, and stopped a big mother: "Big lady, you walk like a fly, your spirit is so good, what is the secret of your staying young?" Big Mom: "It's nothing, it's that every day the wind and the sun blow, get up early and get dark, and eat casually every day." Every day of the year, we must ensure that we are close to nature in the wild every day. Reporter: "Huh? Big Lady, what do you do?" Big Lady: "Inner Mongolia shepherds." Reporter: "So you have a high birthday this year?" Big Lady: "26..."

8. On this day, I met my neighbor Lao Zhang on the street. Lao Zhang asked me: I heard that my sister-in-law is studying catering management. Me: Yes, I studied food and beverage management. Lao Zhang: I heard that she used to manage dozens of people, why don't she go to work now? Me: Your sister-in-law thinks it's more interesting to manage me than to take care of others, so she doesn't go to work. Lao Zhang: You want to trick me into drinking again!

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