1, neighbor Qingqing's house caught fire a few days ago, and the security guards of the community wasted all their strength to rescue her. Qingqing just woke up, grabbed the security guard, everyone was puzzled, Qingqing said: "Be big."

1, neighbor Qingqing's house caught fire a few days ago, and the security guards of the community wasted all their strength to rescue her. Qingqing just woke up, grabbed the security guard, everyone was puzzled, Qingqing said: "When the fire swept in, I thought that whoever rescued me would marry whomever I wanted, this hero saved me, I want to make a promise to each other." The security guard looked at Qingqing and said, "Lady, you spared me, I was desperate to carry you out, but I thought you were a gas canister."

2, the wife invited a few of her girlfriends to come to my house as a guest, talk about how to change the baby's diaper, make milk powder, and take a bath. Wife: You're all so disheveled, I can change diapers with one foot, bathe the baby and turn on the lights at night. The wife's girlfriends don't believe it: This is too much to blow, right? Then she kicked me and said, "See? It was like this kicking him, and he immediately went to do it.

3, true love is the stars of the night sky, brilliant and dazzling, always flashing dazzling brilliance; true love is the turbulent sea, undulating and surging and always full of warm passion; true love is a blooming flower, bright and charming, always emitting a quiet fragrance, true love is cherished, cherish to make it bright and charming, good treatment makes it vibrant, intentions make it evergreen, care makes it fresh.

4, along the way, I am not excellent. But I am kind and not hypocritical. I have words straight forward. Do things frankly. I'm not smart. But I'm certainly not stupid. I can see a lot of things. I just don't want to say it. Because people are too smart to be tired. Sometimes it's happier to be confused. I don't like to be calculated. I don't like to fake it. I like real people, not sarcastic, not sarcastic, not scheming, and treated sincerely

5, brother and sister have reached the age of love and beauty, and they are very particular about the clothes on their bodies. But the mother often bought new clothes for her sister and ignored her brother. For this reason, the younger brother was very unhappy, saying that his mother was eccentric. But the mother has her meat, saying: "Export things, pay special attention to packaging." ”

6. On the train, I met a young man who was quietly reading in the corner, so he asked: Why can you still read quietly in such a noisy carriage? How can you ignore the noise of the world and stick to your heart? He looked at me and smiled and said: Come, give me your charging treasure, and I will let you stick to your heart!

7. When I was in college, one night Yang went to the study room and sat across from Guo Jing and his girlfriend. The two showed affection from time to time, and Yang Guo silently let go of a stinky fart. Only to see Guo Jing's girlfriend gasp and cover her nose, Guo Jing inexplicably froze where. Yang Guo said, "Don't chase it yet?" Guo Jing said irritably, you! Yang said leisurely: "A good man does a good job!" I'm responsible for that fart just now! ”

8. There is a person who specializes in portraits. Mencolo, no business. A friend gave him an idea: "You draw your husband and wife and paste them outside the door, so that others can know that you are a portrait." "The painter does as he says. One day, my father-in-law came to visit the door, pointed to the painting and asked, "Who is this woman?" The painter replied, "It is to make love." The father-in-law asked, "Why is she sitting with this wild man?" ”

9, once upon a time, opened two restaurants in a small town, the owner of the east of the town is surnamed Zhang, the boss of the west of the town is surnamed Li, although the Zhang family occupies a geographical advantage in the east, but I don't know why there is no business, and the Li family in the west is a hot business. Boss Zhang decided to disguise himself and go to the Li Family Hotel to find out.

10, today wait for the taxi did not wait, had to take a three-wheeled bungee, after getting on the car only to find that the driver is a disabled person, the left hand is gone, only the arm is left, the right hand is also some deformity, admiration arises spontaneously, compared to those who take a rice bowl lying on the side of the road fake disabled people are so small, even the disabled can be self-reliant! Aside, the ambulance finally came, and I stayed in the ditch with the driver for a while...

11, Gao Fushuai: "Do you have a girlfriend?" Di Si: "No, I'm still single." Gao Fushuai: "Let me introduce you to an object." Di Si: "Good." Gao Fushuai: "Her family is very rich and beautiful." Di Si: "Great. Gao Fushuai: "It's just a little flawed, she suffers from intermittent psychosis." Di Si: "That's okay, with my conditions, I won't pick it, when will you tell her?" Gao Fushuai: "Say it when she is sick, otherwise it will be difficult to achieve this." ”

12, lying on the sofa brushing mobile phone, son holding an apple, signaling me to catch. I opened my hands, and my son pointed not far away, and then threw the apple in that direction, and I used it with all four hooves, and the fish jumped up and grabbed the apple with its mouth! The more I think about it now, the more wrong it is, this child has not been beaten for a long time!

13 She has always wanted to experience the feeling of walking in the rain with me. Finally waited for a long-lost heavy rain, that day's date we had a tacit understanding without an umbrella, but we did not get along that day, and she also got cold, I did not. Because I wore a raincoat.

14. Why do most cartoon characters only have four fingers? Disney has experimented that if a character is drawn with five fingers, it will look like it has six fingers when the animation moves, and if it is drawn with four fingers, this kind of thing will not happen.