What are the incomprehensible logics of God for Chinese parents? It's even a little cute...

| goose goose goose goose

Two years ago, I laughed a lot about one thing.

The background of the story is that W and I are classmates, our mother happens to be girlfriends, and the two of us are often compared together.

That day, after the two mothers exchanged thoughts and feelings and parenting experiences, when they returned home, my mother saw that I was reading a book and was very angry:

"I'm reading a novel again, it's not that I don't want you to read it, and reading books every day will make my brain look stupid, so you can't learn W and go out more?" 」

I silently put down the book, picked up my phone, and told W about it.

W on the other end came back to me three minutes later, and she said that she was getting ready to go out for a walk, and had just changed her shoes, but now she was stopped by her mother, who asked her to learn more from me and hide at home and read.

emmm...... This is embarrassing.

| Shen Susu

Visit the supermarket.

"Come and choose what you want to eat!"

"I want to drink soy milk."

"That stuff doesn't taste good!" And they all added flavors, and they got cancer when they ate it!"

"I want to eat rice cakes."

"That stuff isn't delicious!" Can I still lie to you after I've eaten?"

Then repeat the above for half an hour.

"You can choose what you want to eat!"

"I'm sleepy and I want to go home and sleep."

After going home.

"It's hard to take you out to a supermarket, buy nothing, just want to come back to play with the mobile phone, accompany me I don't want to!" 」

All right.

| fireflies in the snow

10 years ago: "The news on the Internet is false and cannot be believed."

Now: "The circle of friends said..."

| Xintian Tour

Every time my brother made a mistake, my mom scolded him, and I laughed next to him, and my mom said, "What are you laughing at, you're not a good thing!"

I don't laugh, and when I look at it, she'll say, "What are you looking at, you're not a good thing!"

On the contrary, when I was scolded, my brother was also suffering, anyway, the family scolded the child, and the other ones would definitely be arrested and scolded together!

|the uncle next door loves to paint

-Do you drink water or not?

-Do not drink.

-Drink or drink?

-Do not drink.

-(Pour the water) Drink something, right?

-Do not drink.

-Not hot or cold, drink a little, right?

-Do not drink.

-What's wrong with you kid? People and children from other families let them drink some water, and you don't even drink some water.

But I'm 24 years old. If I'm thirsty, I'll really pour water on my own.

There are even more bizarre conversations today.

- You can't go to the toilet?

- Not on. I'm so old I don't even know if I want to go to the bathroom?

- Do you think you know?

-I...

| Kevin Ki

As a characteristic of northeastern children: everything is like!

"Mom I want to eat ice cream!"

"I see you like ice cream!"

"Mom I want to buy a yo-yo!"

"I see you like a yo-yo!"

"Mom I want to buy a game console!"

"I look at you like a game console!"

"Mom, buy me a phone!"

"Do you look like I don't look like a phone?"

「？？？？」

"Mom I want to find a girlfriend!"

"I look at you like... Mom also wants you to find one..."

| Nicklaus

When I was a child, I loved to play with the computer, and my parents had a headache, so I always compared my friends.

"Is Xiao Gang playing with the computer?"

"Don't play."

"Is it good to study?"

"Okay."

"Xiao Gang doesn't play with the computer to learn well!" Are you still interested in playing?"

syllable

"Does Johnny play with the computer?"

"Play."

"Is it good to study?"

"Okay."

"Xiao Qiang learns well before playing the computer!" Are you still interested in playing?"

Snap

"Does Bob play with the computer?"

"Play."

"Is it good to study?"

"Not good."

"Bob plays with the computer to learn badly!" Are you still interested in playing?"

Snap

"Does Xiao Yong play with the computer?"

"Don't play."

"Is it good to study?"

"Not good."

"Xiao Yong doesn't play the computer if he doesn't study well!" Are you still interested in playing?"

Snap snap

|You yo yo

I once lost a mobile phone, 3500+ soft sister coins, which I lost when I was hanging out with my classmates, and I was very depressed when I came home.

My grandmother was very angry, but because she was a pickpocket who stole it, she couldn't blame me all, but she was very sad! So she held back for half a day and finally said:

"Tell you not to wear high heels to go shopping today!" What do you think! I lost my phone!"

exo me ?!