Parent group chat records exposed, when can I call the teacher?
Since the baby went to school,
WeChat at the top has an additional magical existence,
Baby's——
Class! Level! Family! Long! Group!
This is a place where "all beings are equal",
As it is called:
Parents' careers are prosperous again,
The parent group also panicked.
It doesn't matter if you have a doctorate or an executive resume,
Even if you are a multimillionaire,
When entering the parent group, they have to be cautious and keep their heads low-key.
It's a place full of jokes.
Those who tremble for a moment and send the wrong message and say the wrong thing,
Accidents and embarrassments caused,
It always makes people laugh out of their big teeth!
Don't believe it, you see,
These parent groups overturn famous scenes,
There's always a laugh that pokes you.
Part.1
Typo type
Other parents are saying goodbye to the teacher.
Some parents are powerful,
Directly came the sentence:
"See you in the afterlife"!
Boy
This is how much hatred and grudge with the teacher,
As for "never see each other again in this life"?
Other parents are cautious in the group,
Some parents break the cow,
Dare to call yourself "Lao Tzu" in front of the teacher.
Some misunderstanding,
Just explain it clearly,
Some misunderstanding,
It is easy to cause family conflicts between the two sides,
Jumping into the Yellow River can't be washed.
Like what
Call the teacher "husband and wife".
The funniest thing is,
And then added the word "we",
Is this a desire to learn to sit on the "three thousand harems"?
If it's just a typo,
Teachers and other parents can also understand,
If you mistakenly send a message that shouldn't be sent to the parent group,
And you can't withdraw back,
That kind of embarrassment like never before,
I'm afraid I can really use my toes to pick out a room and three halls.
Like what:
I want to help my brother-in-law get off the list,
Aimed at teachers and principals.
The most embarrassing thing is,
Mistakenly send private messages to the group.
Like what
Show love to your wife in the group:
Like what
The "man-making plan" of the little couple was publicized,
How embarrassing and how embarrassing.
If it's just a mistake in the text, there is still room for it,
If you send all the intimate photos like this,
In addition to transferring schools,
I can't think of any other way out.
Forget if a person sends the wrong message,
The most fearful thing is,
One hand slip error,
The class went off course.
Part.2
Blind follow-up type
What is the most common in the parent group?
Copy and paste, of course,
Line up and follow the trend.
merely
Follow the trend with caution,
The queue needs to be sober.
Accidentally closed his eyes and followed the wrong formation,
It is a large-scale "social death scene".
"Okay" becomes "damn",
What makes the teacher embarrassed?
"should" becomes "deserve",
The teacher didn't look.
The most embarrassing thing is,
With flattery on his lips,
Behind the scenes, I wanted to change the teacher's name and surname.
Think of "Qin" as "Tai",
Or look at it as "playing",
And excusable.
Recognize "Xu" as "egg",
Beat "Gong" into "dung",
It's a bit too much.
Even more excessively,
People are obviously called "Golden Lotus",
Parents came up and shouted "Teacher Pan",
Have you considered the teacher's feelings?
Parents may be really busy,
As soon as the teacher spoke,
A quick look,
Give the teacher a surname on your own initiative,
One person crooks the building, everyone is crooked.
Calling the wrong name is just a small meaning,
Parents are fierce,
Even their own children are not spared.
Let's just say that you can not read it,
There is no need to scare the teacher "with your life", right?
What's scarier than making jokes is,
Making a "human life":
So many lives,
Teachers can't sleep well!
Message in parent groups,
Be sure to be careful,
otherwise "want to show loyalty",
will turn into "rampant provocations",
Beware of being blacklisted by teachers.
Parents have a "common disease",
Seeing that there are statements in the group,
Call him three seven twenty-one,
Start copy-pasting,
For fear of being left behind by the organization.
outcome
If you are not careful, you will use too much force,
The teacher can't be rectified!
What the teacher can't understand the most is:
Why do parents come to the group,
It becomes IQ offline,
Comprehension is not as good as a child?
Part.3
Understanding the wrong type
sometimes
It may not be a student who drives a teacher crazy,
Rather, it is the parents of the students.
parents' ability to understand,
It can definitely drive the teacher to a crash.
The teacher asked to report the name and seat number,
As a result, there was a perfunctory reply from the group
"Okay, thank you teacher",
None of them really reported.
The teacher asked to write the name and report the number of meals,
As a result, parents are all brainless to follow suit
"Zhang San" "Wang V".
Just ask if you are angry?
Annoyed or not?
The teacher said that there is no need to print the test questions first.
As a result, Zhang Xingxing's father asked:
"Then when can I hit the teacher?"
What did the teacher do wrong,
To withstand this unexpected blow?
Some parents understand the meaning correctly.
It's just that it's easy for the sword to go sideways,
It always brings people a "joke" that surprises.
More outrageous than being wrong,
Some parents are still wrong and do not know it,
The persistence is outrageous.
The teacher asked to change the nickname,
Wang Hao's father had to change the group name,
Even if the teacher corrects it repeatedly,
He still goes his own way,
If you don't achieve your goal, you won't give up.
This class of parents is really too difficult to bring,
The teacher announces an assignment,
can be "complained",
Are you saying wronged?
But
It's not just parents who will "roll over" in the parent group,
And teachers.
For example, obviously I want to say "dishwashing work",
As a result, it accidentally became a "bathing job".
One dares to arrange,
One dares to finish,
There are really parents who took videos and posted them in the group.
Hey, what bad intentions can parents have?
It's just too honest!
Some people say that the parent group is full of anxiety,
But you see,
These ironic and unpredictable "accidents",
Does it make people laugh and heal emo?
Girls,
What happened in your parent group?
Funny and out of control scenes?
Say it
Let everyone have fun.